They’re on a date 😍
YES A THUNDERSTORM!!!!!!
I’m going to fucking vomit
Werk!
Should I play Pokopia
Whenever I do the corporate “tsym!” I always have to read it and then verbalize it as “-tism!”
Very that tbh
pokopia to the polls
Im wearing a robe and a knitted hat that could substitute for a towel wrap and I’m walking around my house like I’m Joan Crawford. TINA!!!! BRING ME THE AXE!!!
Woke up and I don’t have a stuffy nose for the first time in a while
Got my first “this account has blocked you” message from @listifications.app and it’s someone I’ve never even talked to or interacted with 🥴 🫠
I was like who???
THE QUEEN
Gooped
This will save America
Parched.
Yes exactly this
Anyone wanna come over and poko my pia
Remember a year ago when people were on the lords internet trying to convince the masses that jennifer lopez was gonna be nominated for an Oscar this year?
What happened babies? Where is your assuredness now?
Drag me
For the Oscar watcher girlies
Amy Madigan or Wunmi Mosaku 👀 that’s the only prediction of mine I keep going back and forth on
If I had a ballot, I’d be voting Amy buttt who do we think will win?
Utada Hikaru could’ve written Hamlet but William Shakespeare could never have written “You’re easy breezy and I’m Japanese-y”
Time Machine: We go back in time. Tell Sean Baker to cast Dakota Johnson in the Anora role. Bada bing bada boom
Here’s how Demi Moore can still win the Oscar for The Substance
Yoink!
This is how I access Bsky ✨
Yul Brynner was pretty hot too ngl and Burt Lancaster too hmm who else I mean obv Denzel hmm who else
Michael B. Jordan would easily be the hottest Best Actor of all time like we need to make this happen 😭
Timothee Chalamet looks like a qtip that has been pulled out of a bin that had hair in it
You’re laughing. He’s turning into a sentient eyebrow and you’re laughing.
