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Carlos B. Eaton

@someheifer.bsky.social

Come in, dear. Have a seat. Take off your bra if you’d like. IG -> @someheifer 🇩🇴🇵🇷 📍Chicago

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02.03.2026 05:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I screamed

02.03.2026 05:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know that’s right 😭 😍
So deserved

02.03.2026 05:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Come find out

02.03.2026 03:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would trust Michael B. Jordan with my hole 💕💜

02.03.2026 03:31 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Tbh the only race that’s over is Best Actress. Literally all three other Acting awards could be one of two to three people like it’s a gag and a drama I live

02.03.2026 03:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

SINNERS!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!!

02.03.2026 03:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tbh his Oscar chances are SHAAAAAAAAAKY

We pray it’ll be Michael B. Jordan

02.03.2026 03:25 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

MICHAEL B JORDAN I AM GAGGING I AM LIVINGGGGG

02.03.2026 03:19 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And when’s the next medical conference 👀

02.03.2026 03:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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JESSIE BUCKLEY AWARDS SWEEP I KNOW THATS RIGHT!!!!!

02.03.2026 03:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

INSHALLAH!!

02.03.2026 03:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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AMY MADIGAN
AMY MADIGAN
AMY MADIGAN
AMY MADIGAN
AMY MADIGAN

02.03.2026 02:58 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I was gonna make a Miss Fame joke but that might be a little too far out there lol so I’ll just say

02.03.2026 02:47 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s kinda crazy like we all just fuck around on Bluesky but like some of us are super educated and professional in the real world. Like did yall know I’m a doctor?

A head doctor, in fact 👅 😂

02.03.2026 02:43 — 👍 29    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

Vampires are always gorg

02.03.2026 02:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Kristen Wiig and Rose Byrne in 2011’s Bridesmaids

Kristen Wiig and Rose Byrne in 2011’s Bridesmaids

Rose Byrne and Kristen Wiig sitting together 😍

Takes me back

02.03.2026 02:39 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

French fries are a vegetable

02.03.2026 02:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Frrrr like move the fuck on to supporting actress PLEASE 😫

02.03.2026 02:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I mean my dream would be Delroy Lindo but I’ll take ANYTHING but the 🖊️

02.03.2026 02:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Literally like I’m praying for Stellan atp for the Oscar

02.03.2026 02:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
02.03.2026 02:25 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WHERE IS PALOMA DIAMOND

02.03.2026 02:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s all good we’ll always be cute and we’ll always be Latina 🫶

02.03.2026 01:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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02.03.2026 01:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

CATHERINE O’HARA THE ICON THAT YOU ARE 💕🙌

02.03.2026 01:35 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I just remembered it’s Sunday

02.03.2026 00:21 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m cut 😭

02.03.2026 00:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’m ?’?” and I love

01.03.2026 22:34 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0