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Carlos B. Eaton

@someheifer.bsky.social

Come in, dear. Have a seat. Take off your bra if you’d like. IG -> @someheifer 🇩🇴🇵🇷 📍Chicago

863 Followers  |  331 Following  |  3,203 Posts  |  Joined: 19.09.2023
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I’m definitely confident but I’m also definitely vain you feel me

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EVER???

09.03.2026 00:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Plot twist: I’m physically at a Wendy’s rn

09.03.2026 00:44 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yall mind if I whip my dick out rq

09.03.2026 00:43 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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The graffiti on the lakefront steps is always *chefs kiss*

09.03.2026 00:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The American Dream

08.03.2026 22:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The wind of this Windy City is blowing me halfway down Sheridan and it’s making me feel SKINNY

08.03.2026 21:46 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Selfie à la @imaaronrobert.bsky.social

08.03.2026 21:02 — 👍 30    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Next time you come to Chicago tho you can be girls 😉

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Omw

08.03.2026 16:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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All I know is the girls are getting pounded

08.03.2026 15:23 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 2

OMG YALL I DIDNT SAY GOOD NIGHT LAST NIGHT AND NOW THE LORD HAS TAKEN AN HOUR OF MY LIFE AWAY

08.03.2026 13:58 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t ask me to go camping, don’t even ask me if I wanna get some cabin in the woods like do yall not watch slashers

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White Lotus but it’s just Barb and Star in different resorts

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Pokopia is really cutting into my BlueSky time

07.03.2026 22:59 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My predicament

07.03.2026 21:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

On gay blueskydotcom we all always tell each other good morning and we always tell each other good night

07.03.2026 14:34 — 👍 34    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0
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It’s Friday night in Chicago and I’m really proud of this staircase

07.03.2026 02:50 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And everyone who’s ever heard me speak knows that’s exactly how I said it 😭

06.03.2026 21:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh wow

06.03.2026 21:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just three dittos staring at each other

06.03.2026 21:17 — 👍 28    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

HEY HEY HEY IM WORKING (just watching you play while I work lol)

06.03.2026 21:07 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh that picture will be used

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06.03.2026 20:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Literally someone came to one of my replies and said “Pokemon is a game for children under 10” and I blocked them.

I can excuse many things but pokemon slander will not stand.

06.03.2026 20:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0