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Carlos B. Eaton

@someheifer.bsky.social

Come in, dear. Have a seat. Take off your bra if you’d like. IG -> @someheifer 🇩🇴🇵🇷 📍Chicago

851 Followers  |  325 Following  |  3,149 Posts  |  Joined: 19.09.2023
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Posts by Carlos B. Eaton (@someheifer.bsky.social)

No idea lmao I just saw mad people post about someone being taken down

05.03.2026 05:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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BABY GET IN THE CAR WE ARE GOING TO POKOPIA

05.03.2026 05:07 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I highkey hate the word “guncle” like can we retire it? It sounds like a painful skin infection like oh shit I gotta go to the doctor to treat my guncles like we need to let it go

05.03.2026 04:43 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I was the head judge of an English singing competition for high school students in southern Nicaragua

05.03.2026 04:39 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No.

05.03.2026 04:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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How do yall know a bloomf was suspended? What if she just blocked all of us?

05.03.2026 04:06 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

CREATURE

05.03.2026 04:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Do it divaaaaa por que noooo

05.03.2026 03:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

How do you say un montón in English?

05.03.2026 03:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Omg I did the same gif for this prompt lol come on taste

05.03.2026 03:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Omfg I’m gonna miss the Oscars this year 😭

But it’s because I’m seeing Zara Larsson so like werk I’ll check the Wikipedia when I get home

05.03.2026 03:42 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SOMEBODY HELP HER

05.03.2026 03:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah his Oscar campaign really has been ass lmao

05.03.2026 03:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gang are we staying up to play Pokopia orrrrr

05.03.2026 02:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

WE UP

05.03.2026 01:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let her free

05.03.2026 01:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She exited New York City’s poondanza

05.03.2026 01:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If Texas goes blue I’ll leak my own sex tape

05.03.2026 01:19 — 👍 29    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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05.03.2026 01:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Your favourite

05.03.2026 00:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No I thought I was fully but I have been made aware that it may be slight so I will serve

05.03.2026 00:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve just been made aware that I may be slightly mentally ill and I don’t know what else to do with that information but serve

05.03.2026 00:35 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

Everyone be nice to me (worship me, preferable) for the rest of the day pls and thx.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

04.03.2026 22:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@someheifer 😘

04.03.2026 21:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Work it out in therapy. I genuinely hope you have a good day.

04.03.2026 21:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s so hard for you 🫶

04.03.2026 21:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I meannnn so far so good on her leaving the khia asylum though so we still gotta wait and see. There’s a universe where she eats

04.03.2026 21:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Okay but again no one sought you out, you came here to make a joke about someone’s relationship… who you don’t know. You should’ve just taken the lesson and bounced but hey

I don’t need your apology. I do not know you. Again, have a good day.

04.03.2026 21:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Purrr.

04.03.2026 21:19 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0