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Carlos B. Eaton

@someheifer.bsky.social

Come in, dear. Have a seat. Take off your bra if you’d like. IG -> @someheifer 🇩🇴🇵🇷 📍Chicago

826 Followers  |  317 Following  |  2,921 Posts  |  Joined: 19.09.2023
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01.03.2026 01:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But fr lmao

01.03.2026 00:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😍

01.03.2026 00:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The US after bringing freedom to other countries

28.02.2026 19:46 — 👍 28    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 1

Ceruledge
Ampharos
Roserade
Lucario
Orbeetle
Steelix

💕 Hey that actually wouldn’t be a terrible team lol

28.02.2026 19:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also “OPERATION EPIC FURY”??

Why is our government entirely made up of twelve year olds?

28.02.2026 17:31 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Why are you crying? It's just a kids movie."

The movie:

28.02.2026 17:24 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Holy shit.

28.02.2026 17:22 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

vvvv

28.02.2026 17:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Being an American is honestly mad embarrassing

28.02.2026 14:01 — 👍 19    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I love fcf but like we need MORE butt centric days tbh

28.02.2026 06:31 — 👍 21    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Not Political = MAGA but too much of a bitch to say it

28.02.2026 02:56 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m all three at once luv

28.02.2026 02:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pombon Sun
Gecqua Moon
Browt Rising

28.02.2026 02:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman says " it 's what she deserves " in front of a pink background ALT: a woman says " it 's what she deserves " in front of a pink background
28.02.2026 02:47 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Please

28.02.2026 02:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Greek = Stream
Yogurt = ADÉLA

28.02.2026 02:40 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Taste the biscuit
Taste the goodness of the biscuit
Taste the honey sauce
Taste the goodness of the biscuit with the honey sauce

28.02.2026 02:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

She was really tinkin she was gonna win

28.02.2026 02:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Get brunch with me obv

28.02.2026 02:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Following the @someheifer.bsky.social account on blueskydotcom is enough for both, I fear

28.02.2026 02:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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WARNING: Illinois Is About to Elect a MAGA-Aligned Senator But it's not too late -- here's what we need to do to prevent a catastrophic failure and instead elect someone whose record aligns with our values

PLS VOTE FOR JULIANA STRATTON INSTEAD OF THIS FOOL

28.02.2026 02:05 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Def not has sailed I mean you might not have the same nostalgia someone who played it when they were a kid might have but I imagine it’ll still be very fun (if you like jrpgs)

27.02.2026 21:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We got got good I fear

27.02.2026 21:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me when the plantains are being fried

27.02.2026 21:17 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WEPAAAAA bb enjoy one of my favorite places in the world 😘 🇵🇷

27.02.2026 21:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I fear that’s wise
(I preordered tho so I might be biased lol)

27.02.2026 21:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And I fw it fiercely!

27.02.2026 21:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0