Hi, hello 👋 I’m an “artist”
28.02.2026 17:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hi, hello 👋 I’m an “artist”
28.02.2026 17:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s just rugby
27.02.2026 20:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Because God is amused by my suffering.
26.02.2026 20:25 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And call them out. Remind the people doxxing others for kinks that don’t harm anyone that they’re freaks. That it’s genuinely insane behavior to feel the need to police others so much that you actively seek out strangers who have done NOTHING to make their lives miserable.
26.02.2026 19:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0$17.30 for a latte and croissant. Seattle is done man.
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Happy Agent Dale Cooper Day to all those who celebrate!
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Went to the wolp sanctuary, look at this wolp he is so silly.
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The Sims 3 patch notes
V. 15.3.6
- we've killed all the sims
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
The amount of people I’ve met who work for EVILTECH INC. ™️ and give the old “Yeah I hate what I do and know I’m working on X evil thing but I swear I’m just doing it for the money so I can retire early.”
10.02.2026 20:05 — 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Conservation / public lands my whole life.
10.02.2026 19:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It comes off as patronizing, sorry dude. Must’ve struck a nerve.
10.02.2026 18:24 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What exactly are you trying to say here? Because this is coming off as “stop complaining about who funds you.” levels of patronizing.
10.02.2026 18:12 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We need to nationalize the Seahawks.
09.02.2026 02:57 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Judging by these Super Bowl commercials the US economy is entirely AI and cowboy hats now.
09.02.2026 01:55 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Daddy I’m plumbing!
08.02.2026 19:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey I'm Faucet James, ace plumber
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My Letterboxd review: Iron Lung (2026). At no point watching this did the thought “wow this is definitely a movie” escape my brain. Summed up best by @alphawoof.bsky.social “A submarine in an ocean of blood takes photos of a spooky skeleton.” 3/10.
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Wrestling with potentially attending Confuzzzled.
Pros: all the uncut British twinks I could want.
Cons: being in England for any amount of time.
RIP Joanne
02.02.2026 18:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just fyi I got TWO Barq mutual within 15 minutes of being in France
29.01.2026 19:09 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Brb getting shitfaced on absinthe
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I don’t post a ton of my own art on here, but drew my main sona. You may soon see a lot more of this boy 👀
27.01.2026 01:43 — 👍 43 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0They made that perfectly clear when he was allowed to run again after J6.
24.01.2026 21:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Dicks night shift workers are braver than the troops.
21.01.2026 06:52 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Manifesting this for him
20.01.2026 02:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love burrito
18.01.2026 11:12 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Can you imagine how good Davy Jones from the Pirates of the Caribbean movies eats ass?
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