As it turns out, the job that I spend every waking second despising and leave every day pissed off *may* be having negative effects on my mental health and relationships.
“I have to go back to the room and brush my teeth I just ate wasabi and I don’t want to make someone’s foreskin spicy.” - @beansy.cat-in.cloud
The fun thing about inconsistent antidepressants is the coin flip of “will drinking make me feel flirty and fun or like k***ing myself!”
I am going insane.
Oh FUCK dude
Satanic fucking country.
Bork
Hi, hello 👋 I’m an “artist”
That’s just rugby
Because God is amused by my suffering.
And call them out. Remind the people doxxing others for kinks that don’t harm anyone that they’re freaks. That it’s genuinely insane behavior to feel the need to police others so much that you actively seek out strangers who have done NOTHING to make their lives miserable.
$17.30 for a latte and croissant. Seattle is done man.
Happy Agent Dale Cooper Day to all those who celebrate!
Went to the wolp sanctuary, look at this wolp he is so silly.
The Sims 3 patch notes
V. 15.3.6
- we've killed all the sims
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
The amount of people I’ve met who work for EVILTECH INC. ™️ and give the old “Yeah I hate what I do and know I’m working on X evil thing but I swear I’m just doing it for the money so I can retire early.”
Conservation / public lands my whole life.
It comes off as patronizing, sorry dude. Must’ve struck a nerve.
What exactly are you trying to say here? Because this is coming off as “stop complaining about who funds you.” levels of patronizing.
We need to nationalize the Seahawks.
Judging by these Super Bowl commercials the US economy is entirely AI and cowboy hats now.
Daddy I’m plumbing!
Hey I'm Faucet James, ace plumber
My Letterboxd review: Iron Lung (2026). At no point watching this did the thought “wow this is definitely a movie” escape my brain. Summed up best by @alphawoof.bsky.social “A submarine in an ocean of blood takes photos of a spooky skeleton.” 3/10.
Wrestling with potentially attending Confuzzzled.
Pros: all the uncut British twinks I could want.
Cons: being in England for any amount of time.
RIP Joanne
