Cooper Coyote

Look, I don’t necessarily expect to be in a “closed” relationship, but if we’re together, I need to be in the will to inherit your great great uncle‘s spooky mansion on Haunted Isle.

I LOVE BEING DRUNK AND GAY

I hope my boy Luigi gets off via a technicality and then does it again.

Nothing about it is spontaneous or interesting, it just gives off such “we’re a lil quirky here” vibes cultivated by real estate companies trying to get an area rebranded as an “arts district.”

P sure I heard Henry was in the flight logs.

💯

This is a Henry slander account now.

The Cal Anderson rat mosaic is 10000x more unique and culturally significant to Seattle than this Mumford & Sons 2010 hipster ass, city council approved, “street art” boring shit.

Rewrite of H.P. Lovecrafts Shadow Over Innsmouth but the Innsmouth look is just Mar-a-Lago face:

“All dressed” chips taste like complete ass in yet another (completely expected) Canadian culinary L.

I had the mule alt for a while, inspo from working at Grand Canyon and thinking about how a mule ranger would fit in.

Am I actually getting better at digital art? Hard to say. Anyways, here’s me as a mule.

I had the mule alt for a while, inspo from working at Grand Canyon and thinking about how a mule ranger would fit in.

My Letterboxd review: Van Helsing (2004). Supernatural James Bond where Kate Beckinsale spends almost three hours in a corset that is way too tight. Everyone knows this one because the werewolves are hot as fuck. Very surprised this movie isn’t more of a cult classic, it’s camp as all hell. 6/10

…why’d they give him a bigger one?

Posting cock in the group chat, eating 600 slices of pizza, drowning in the hotel hot tub

Beloved cultural and country music icon Dolly Parton holding a gun.

In case any of you are wondering where my politics lie, my time in the south convinced me of the moral imperative and immortal science of Marxism-Partonism.

> kill all your constituents.

OR

> maintain the illusion that the government can’t accomplish anything ever.

Republican dilemma.

He’s waiting on the cat feeder to be refilled.

So left Furv early, tested positive for Covid because of course I did. I am immeasurably disappointed as this was really the only thing I was looking forward to for the rest of the year and the thought of going back to my job makes me want to fucking **** myself.

Having a great time at Furvana, I love Ocean Shores, WA!

It’s so incredibly liminal. Like being in a Scooby-Doo ghost town.

Can you imagine the parties if *it happens* at Furvana?

The autumn is here.
(2022)

“I run shit like diarrhea.” - 2 Chainz

Sorry boys emaciated twink summer is OVER. Pack it on & call me when you look like this:

Real heads know I’ve always been an elk 💅

NO IT ISNT ITS STILL HOT RAT SUMMER 2 FUCK YOU I WONT HAVE WASTED MY NICE WEATHER WORKING

But it will completely eradicate all of the “small local businesses” we love to support. And shit, who knows it may get so bad that it finally breaks the MAGA cult of personality if he fucks up to the point where most middle Americans can’t get their treats.