Mr. Crowbot

The only bug this applies to is Warren sapp IMO. Can’t explain why. Growing up TB existed but was NEVER shown in TV. There was a rumor that Steve young had played there, but might as well been Canada back then.

the only thing stronger than fishtopher's chomps is lover's love

This is…a lot.

In addition to her husband being investigated, the Labor Secretary herself is also being investigated for “having an inappropriate sexual relationship with a subordinate—a member of her security detail—and abusing her office by taking staff to strip clubs…”

In ounces it’s 143 pounds which is light for 6 5, but possible.

UK: Prince Andrew arrested.

South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life.

Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence.

USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.

SCOTUS rules 6-3 that Prince Andrew has presidential immunity

Michael waited until their mother died to deal with Fred’s.

"Nazgul! Nazgul! Where you at, good boi?"

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

How much did they donate to the ballroom?

Pete Hegseth walking up some stairs to board a plane. He's wearing a mid-blue suit, tan dress shoes, and navy socks with small USA flags on them. The suit is slightly too small, the pants slim, and the inseam is a bit too short.

A dapper brown horse wearing a three-piece gray checked suit with a white shirt and blue necktie. He also has a grey flat cap. His inseam is too short, but he looks happy.

this is what your inseam looks like

I imagine it was extremely disturbing

Also, we're dropping a new album.

Countries that do not use Fritos as currency could be "left behind," says Frito-Lay CEO Ken Biddleman

Young muskoxen, Willow & Pretzel, are bringing the energy and Hudson is right in the middle of it. They have been practicing their headbutts and sparring in playful bursts while Hudson occasionally joins the fun.

Jesse Jackson playing basketball with Marvin Gaye

Jesse v Marvin

resourcedwoman © 11h & Threads If you thought the Epstein files were crazy, wait until you realize that Dinosaurs never existed, oil is not a fossil fuel, that life exists beyond the ice wall, free energy has been suppressed, there was a major timeline reset starting around 1776 and there are tunnels all over the world into inner earth. O 2.9K Q 725 G 268 156 Top v View activity > princessdiariescore 8h The reason why they call it fossil fuel its like blood toh. The Dinsour bones is an explanation to cover ancient giant beings. Everything is electric and energetic, the architecture before 1776 was build to cultivate that energy. They buried the old buildings and built on top of it.

there’s a whole different America out there posting on Threads

A man stands up at a town hall meeting to announce that white chocolate is bullshit.

"White chocolate" is bullshit

Imagine being the fucking reason we all have to live like this.

Sixers are back soon.

Not my answer but it’s all about the pentiums.

Dare to Be Stupid.

youtu.be/A4Y6zimxi-Q?...

I'd like to think there are some good people left at HHS who, every few months, tell him this time they actually did find the supersoldier serum and then watch as he injects himself with old Zima

Get a dog, they said.
It'll be fun, they said.

Can I get a refund, please?
This one is broken.

Siri please mute Stephan A and shirtless RFK.

IMMEDIATELY

Can’t wait for his campaign finance reports.

we need some way to get the harpers letter and entire “free speech” crowd cornered and on the record about this, i can’t deal with people being like “where are they now hmm” anymore, I need them cornered and on the record

Recent CBS News news:
1. Anderson Cooper leaves 60 Minutes after two decades
2. Stephen Colbert reveals network won’t let him air interview with Dem
3. Producer says politics dictating what airs
4. Owner’s bid for CNN parent back on the table.
5. Not firing Epstein pal.

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