Yesssss
Just got the Boy Smells candle sampler set- as it turns out all those scents combined smell like a very specific, very crowded gay bar
I liked these Grammys because everyone I like won 🥰
Trump should do an EO on baby bangs
RIP
Thinking about the discontinued 1/3 pound angus mushroom and swiss signature crafted burger from McDonalds
I fuckin love an em dash
Weak
being a gay guy should be all about exhibiting a joie de vivre
Love when a 💪🚬 has a 👛🗣️
I feel like I would be a lot more kink friendly if fetish gear wasn’t so tacky
the religious trauma in me wants to pick up one of these bad boys to serve shots so badly
It still get them and it’s been 8 years
I’ll get you pregnant
Named my sim after the man that just tapped me on grindr
Sorry I can’t come, I lit a candle and I need for the wax to melt completely or risk an uneven burn.
Post two photos with your better half? 👇
