it’s still there and i’m even more jealous
27.02.2026 18:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0it’s still there and i’m even more jealous
27.02.2026 18:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0ripped a dab and a piss at the same time, your laws mean nothing to me
25.02.2026 18:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0butter
25.02.2026 16:48 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0BIRD MAN SAVE THE DAY SKREEEEEEEE
21.02.2026 01:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
KimJongKiwi HAS LIVED 1 DAYS WITHOUT A WIFE LEAVING THEM THE PREVIOUS RECORD WAS 2 DAYS Let's work together to set a new record!
19.02.2026 18:04 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0computah, my wife left me.
19.02.2026 00:47 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0let this jumbo iced honey bun nourish my body
18.02.2026 14:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0that’s just monster math
17.02.2026 23:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0we must become monsters to fight monsters. anyone who thinks otherwise has never really had to fight for anything.
17.02.2026 23:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0you know what they say, “if ya can’t beat ‘em, come back with a gun.”
17.02.2026 01:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0you’ve been programmed
15.02.2026 04:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0eating arbys and playing yugioh, no one has ever been more divorced than me.
15.02.2026 00:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0taking evil shits is what I do baby
11.02.2026 22:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0god is not here, I say as I nuke the leftover hamburger helper
07.02.2026 04:40 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0jamie taco keeps stealing my lines
02.02.2026 19:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0got a uti from fuckin the $3.99 subway pocket pussy
31.01.2026 20:50 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0maybe it all adds up to nothin, and it’s a beautiful day.
29.01.2026 14:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0your baby daddy sit down when he piss
23.01.2026 20:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0middle finger up, never pointin with my index
23.01.2026 12:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0balogna is a privilege
23.01.2026 02:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0never knew how badly my soul needed damon albarn singing over west side gunn adlibs.
20.01.2026 16:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The man who hopes for his future delays its arrival, and the man who dreads it summons it to his door.
12.01.2026 22:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0all my homies love auto parts store Tina 😤
08.01.2026 19:04 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0jealous of the dead rat in the parking lot at work
07.01.2026 21:26 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1Simon says kill your masters
28.12.2025 06:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I haven’t showered in over a week, hell yeah I listen to slipknot.
20.12.2025 17:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0smokin on radioactive isotopes
18.12.2025 03:15 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0at JCPenney telling the cashier I got arrested for selling drugs so I’m Veteran of the streets for that 15% discount
18.12.2025 01:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0just took a giant steaming shit if u even care
20.11.2025 15:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0mommy gang armada roadtrips to see Florence and Mannequin Pussy?
19.11.2025 01:39 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0