We Are The Villains In This Story
"You grew up wanting so bad to be Luke Skywalker, but you realize that you were basically a Stormtrooper."
~ Daniel Crimmins
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Opposing "Both Sides" In This War Is Crazy Imperialist Nonsense, And Other Notes
Don’t lean out the window of the Empire of Perpetual Bloodlust to wag your finger at empire-targeted countries in the global south. It’s obnoxious.
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Starved by the UAE in collaboration with Saudi Arabia, with the backing of the US and its allies. Our alliance with Washington poisons the soul of this entire continent.
It's not just that Australia is joining another American war, it's that we're defending the fucking UAE — one of the most evil countries on earth. All that carnage you've been seeing in Sudan? That was backed by the UAE. Those emaciated kids you were seeing in Yemen a few years ago? +
Watching Amazon Prime While The Iranians Burn
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Oh I’m sorry,
am I bumming you out?
Have a hamburger and a Xanax.
Everything’s fine.
This is all normal.
Let’s pick the bits of skull and teeth from our hair
and go party.
our veins full of plastic
and our mouths full of Lexapro,
dancing at the ballroom covered in blood and brains,
gyrating to AI-generated music
cranked up to maximum volume
to hide the sounds of the explosions
and the gasps of our dying souls.
telling ourselves it will all be worth it
when Iranian women can do OnlyFans
to pay for boob jobs and butt lifts
and go to Capitalist Heaven when they die.
Jizzing Taco Bells and bail bonds firms
all over the global south,
our bellies full of the flesh of children,
as black rain waters gardens
of severed limbs and blown-out eyeballs.
This is our culture.
This is our religion.
Praying to Pornhub while children scream,
“Hoho this will hurt Trump in the midterms”
the liberal chortles,
masturbating furiously
while ruined parents pull ruined schoolbags
out of ruined schools.
Frolicking on lawns with hamburgers in both fists
doing patchouli tai chi
in clothes made by slaves
Watching Amazon Prime while the Iranians burn.
Stuffing our mouths with cheesysugarbacon
while the sky turns black over Tehran.
Laughing without smiling.
Laughing with full mouths and empty eyes
while their water mixes with oil and blood.
It Is Not Okay For Grown Adults To Believe Infantile Fairy Tales About Iran
It’s not okay for grown adults to believe the United States wages wars to promote humanitarian interests and bring freedom and democracy to oppressed populations.
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The US Soldiers Killed In This War Were Not Heroes
They did not die defending their country. They did not die fighting to protect Americans.They died advancing the geostrategic agendas of oligarchs and empire managers which benefit ordinary Americans in no way.
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This Is Even Dumber And Crazier Than The Iraq War
This is the new George W Bush. Trump is what Bush metamorphoses into when it emerges from its red cocoon. The crazier the US empire gets, the more insane its managers are becoming.
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The US War Machine Is Run By Deranged Armageddon Cultists
They are everything they accuse Iran of being. They are dangerous religious fanatics. They cannot be trusted with nuclear weapons. They are the tyrants. They are the monsters.
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Iran Is Morally Superior To The United States
Iran is better than the United States. The United States is worse than Iran.
This is true not because Iran is especially good, but because the United States is especially evil.
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If Westerners Could Wrap Their Minds Around What War Really Is
We’ve never had the experience of seeing our child’s shredded body after a blast and thinking about how we’d carefully helped them dress that precious body for school just hours before.
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Only the United States could bomb a country, kill its leader, massacre its children, declare the intention to destroy its military and topple its government, and then call that country’s retaliation against US military bases “unprovoked”.
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Fuck Everyone Who Made This War Possible
I hate everyone who inflicted this nightmare upon my species. If you stand by this senseless US-Israeli act of depravity, then I consider you an enemy.
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If you stand by this senseless US-Israeli act of depravity, then I consider you an enemy. And I will never stop reminding everyone of the psychotic agenda you supported.
You own this. This is on you. It's on you forever.
Fuck the military-industrial complex.
Fuck the western intelligence cartel.
Fuck the western empire.
I hate everyone who inflicted this nightmare upon my species.
Fuck the US.
Fuck Israel.
Fuck Trump.
Fuck Netanyahu.
Fuck Zionism.
Fuck Trump supporters.
Fuck the Republican Party.
Fuck the Democratic Party.
Fuck war.
Fuck everyone who helped make this war possible.
Fuck the western press.
Fuck warmongering think tanks.
Fuck the Israel lobby.
If Iran Kills US Troops, The Blame Rests Solely On The US And Israel
White House officials reportedly want Israel to provoke Iran into attacking US military bases in the region, because it will make Americans more willing to go to war.
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No Bro This War Will Be Completely Different, Bro
"This time military interventionism to topple an oil-rich government in west Asia will lead to peace and democracy. Our soldiers will be greeted as liberators!"
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If You Think The US Wants To Bring Democracy To Iran, Watch What They're Currently Doing To Iraq
President Trump has been aggressively threatening to cut off Iraq’s oil revenue if it allows the return to office of former prime minister Nouri al-Maliki.
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We Deserve Better War Propaganda
In a post-Iraq invasion world, these sorts of reports deserve nothing but a scoff and a dismissal.
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It's not okay to be a grown adult and believe US military interventionism to topple a middle eastern government will lead to peace and harmony. If you believe this, you should be shouted down and shunned like the scum you are.
