Smithers lies to Monty Burns that his boos are people chanting βBoo-urns.β
βUh, no, when you were on the roof they were shouting βTrump! Trump!β
05.08.2025 15:22 β π 2405 π 576 π¬ 25 π 12@melbeast.bsky.social
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Smithers lies to Monty Burns that his boos are people chanting βBoo-urns.β
βUh, no, when you were on the roof they were shouting βTrump! Trump!β
05.08.2025 15:22 β π 2405 π 576 π¬ 25 π 12Theyβre gonna have to send someone up in a cherry picker and throw a bag over him to bring him down safely
05.08.2025 15:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How the fuck am I supposed to focus on work when the president is on top of the White House and everyone there is freaking out trying to get him down like a cat stuck in a tree
05.08.2025 15:22 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Reporters yell up at the president of the United States of America as he wanders aimlessly on the White House roof. Questions include βwhat are you doing up there?β
Trying to imagine going back in time and trying to explain this to people
I know thats probably not Melania but in my mind she is
05.08.2025 15:17 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I say nothing
05.08.2025 15:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The greatest propaganda coup of modern history is U.S. making the Nazis the universal symbol of pure evil, detached from any political ideology, that we βdefeated.β
04.08.2025 15:19 β π 37 π 8 π¬ 2 π 1π£οΈALL AROUND THE WORLD
04.08.2025 16:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(Secret helpful tip: the fascists will never stop)
04.08.2025 01:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Because the implication is that this policy absolutely exists and trans people are just being unreasonable and overreacting. So I would like to hear it. What is the non-transphobic, not-harmful way that we can βcome to a compromiseβ and completely stop the fascists simultaneously.
04.08.2025 01:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I keep seeing discourse where more centrist minded folks are taking offense that βjust having concernsβ is transphobic. I would love to hear an actual suggestion for a policy that would 1) not harm the trans community at all AND ALSO 2) appease the fascists in a way that will make them stop entirely
04.08.2025 01:14 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 03 Aug 25 - New study shows vast "over-representation of trans boys" turns out to be vast _under-representation_ of trans girls bec. they: a) come out ~10 years later; b) start puberty later; & c) delay transitioning longer because of deep social animus towards AMAB femininity.
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NiemΓΆller was a Nazi. He fought in the Freikorps. He was a willing participant in the Third Reich because he had sought and received assurances from Hitler himself that the Nazis would not go after Protestants. Then he ended up in a Camp. He was wrong. Thatβs why he wrote the poem.
03.08.2025 08:22 β π 1704 π 283 π¬ 2 π 15It's incredibly easy to look at a situation and identify some tiny, marginal group who can be made to wait or experience just a little suffering while the rest of us try and keep the ship steady. The enemy knows so. That's why they make the bargain to begin with. While eyeing up *your* neck.
03.08.2025 09:05 β π 1079 π 162 π¬ 1 π 6"i can't believe you don't like that politician just because you disagree over ~one single thing~" & then the one single thing is whether minorities should have human rights
03.08.2025 12:20 β π 6964 π 1379 π¬ 87 π 39you know who could be considered, in some ways, an "andrew tate of the left"? your fucking therapist
01.08.2025 17:42 β π 430 π 41 π¬ 3 π 1The 4chanification of world politics has been one of the worst things to ever happen to the human race.
01.08.2025 19:22 β π 91 π 19 π¬ 1 π 1They have systemically dismantled the concept of honor
01.08.2025 19:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The philosopher Hannah Arendt has been much quoted over the past several years on the matter of lying in politics, but itβs her work on the nature of democracyβin the sense of a shared political life among citizensβthat offers the greatest insight when it comes to Trumpβs authoritarianism and his falsehoods. The core of Arendtβs argument is that, as she puts it, βmen, not Man, live on the earth and inhabit the worldββin other words, that we exist buffeted by the actions of others and never entirely in control of our own fate. Democratic politics, in her view, requires an embrace of this unpredictability and an acceptance of the world as shared. She contrasts this with the desire of the monarch or the tyrant to maintain control and shape reality to their will. Trump is an atypical tyrant in that he is more interested in declaring the world to be a certain way than he is in actually putting in the work to shape it, but the control he demands over truth is absolute.
I wrote this in 2019 re Sharpiegate www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
01.08.2025 19:20 β π 95 π 28 π¬ 3 π 5Thatβll fix it lol
01.08.2025 19:00 β π 49 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs their entire reason for existing lol they are the literal experts on genocide
01.08.2025 17:33 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I think just about all sports should be categorized by size, strength and ability regardless of gender. I think the biggest hurdle to this would be cis men mortified at the idea of being potentially grouped with women
01.08.2025 15:56 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Hell yeah lol
01.08.2025 15:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Put it in H!
youtu.be/9HXT7fDkf9I?...
Labor activist Chris Smalls is back in the United States (via Chuck Modi)
01.08.2025 14:34 β π 5168 π 1189 π¬ 36 π 72Oh thank god I was so worried for him
01.08.2025 14:40 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Oh THAT guy lol what a fucking donkus
01.08.2025 14:24 β π 108 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I got a spam email about it yesterday and I thought it was just a marketing line lol. Today I learned π§
01.08.2025 14:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes! And like, sometimes there would be people who wanted to do that but did tip (rarely lol) or just like, asked first, and for me that was almost always completely fine. Itβs the not asking thatβs rudeness and itβs the entitlement that sucks
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