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Mortal Kombat guy sometimes.

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See I was thinking of the 88 Blob when I saw the phonebooth scenes lol

18.10.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It also feels like you were getting out frustration that they never made that Friday the 13th movie in the snow

18.10.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You could never make Avengers EMH today because thereโ€™s no shot you could ever convince any company on earth to produce a show that looks as good as it does for over 25 episodes a season in this economy

23.01.2025 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I'm just waiting for subUrbia and Freddy Got Fingered

16.01.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man, Ultimate Wolverine doesn't look half bad when you put the cowl on him

08.01.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Working on a selkie illustration and enjoying goofy seal faces

05.01.2025 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2071    ๐Ÿ” 221    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

first challenger - Ultron!

06.01.2025 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 220    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

What if, and hear me out, we stop putting Jared Leto in movies

23.12.2024 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3456    ๐Ÿ” 276    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 148    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39
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Attention:

18.12.2024 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 775    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want a good twitter replacement so bad but like what the fuck is this, who are the people posting on this app ๐Ÿ˜ญ โ€œThisโ€ brother WHAT

17.12.2024 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thing about Sesame Street profits is that Iโ€™m sure they bring in a nice steady stream of revenue on a consistent and regular basis but thatโ€™s boring, what the superrich want is an endless succession of winning lottery tickets.

16.12.2024 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1924    ๐Ÿ” 182    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

can we not do the "die hard is a Christmas movie" thing here please. "remember thing that wasn't entertaining or edifying on twitter but just a non-argument about which even the most bored person alive could not credibly be thought to actually care" can we not. for my Christmas present. please

15.12.2024 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8085    ๐Ÿ” 468    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 737    ๐Ÿ“Œ 200
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This might just be the funniest scene transition in the entire series

14.12.2024 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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๐ŸŽƒCRYPTMAS DAY 12๐ŸŽ„

L is for LEATHERFACE!

Vrrm vrrm, y'all.

12.12.2024 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Dunno if Iโ€™ll ever finish this but this was a fun Cass doodle

12.12.2024 03:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

For profit insurance is immoral. Full stop. An insurers' job isn't to "protect from unnecessary care"; it is to pay for customers care. Every dollar of profit earned is a dollar that didn't provide care to the sick/injured. It is an evil industry captained by the soulless for the sake of the greedy.

12.12.2024 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1210    ๐Ÿ” 238    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

The website that sponsored our podcast, Junkfood Cinema, (and on which the original column was hosted) has folded. It was one of the last holdouts in the long, slow disintegration of the Blogosphere. Pouring one out for Film School Rejects and all the great writers who wrote there over the years.

10.12.2024 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 363    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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My walk to work today.

11.12.2024 03:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 540    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The colors of course are a reference to the NES game Friday the 13th Jason.

11.12.2024 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Joker sketches #joker

09.12.2024 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2536    ๐Ÿ” 172    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
Grey toned paper with a side profile bust of Wesley Dodds, aka Sandman, drawn by Teddy Kristiansen. Humanoid figure facing to right side of paper. Wearing large coat and his right arm is holding up some kind of gun/weapon. His face is covered by a gas mask and he wears a hat like a fedora maybe.

Grey toned paper with a side profile bust of Wesley Dodds, aka Sandman, drawn by Teddy Kristiansen. Humanoid figure facing to right side of paper. Wearing large coat and his right arm is holding up some kind of gun/weapon. His face is covered by a gas mask and he wears a hat like a fedora maybe.

Golden Age Sandman by Teddy Kristiansen.
#comics #art

09.12.2024 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I'm sorry, but the way people are suddenly gassing up the original Ultimates as some genius work of satire reeks of contrarianism.

08.12.2024 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Progress on my last pet portrait before the holidays! ๐Ÿชก ๐Ÿ•

06.12.2024 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21002    ๐Ÿ” 854    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 775    ๐Ÿ“Œ 68
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arguably funnier than a permanent ban

07.12.2024 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12518    ๐Ÿ” 1003    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 193    ๐Ÿ“Œ 51

The Killer Klown outfit isnโ€™t cosplay. Itโ€™s a screen used costume. I was sworn in as an official Killer Klown by the Chiodo brothers to introduce the 30th anniversary screening.

07.12.2024 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 167    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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liberals low key cooked with this one

06.12.2024 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3751    ๐Ÿ” 143    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Why didn't they just put the photos inside a glass case that only the manager can open

06.12.2024 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22759    ๐Ÿ” 4295    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 213    ๐Ÿ“Œ 69

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