for the past few months the us has been ruled by a lawless triumvirate--a mobster (trump), a plutocrat (musk), and a commissar (miller)--haphazardly implementing, respectively, a great leap backward (tariffs), a kleptocratic shock therapy (doge), and a gestapo-spearheaded ethnic cleansing (ice)...
I’ve found the femme equivalent to men wearing shorts in the winter: me wearing a giant sweater and a mini skirt.
The Nashua USPS distribution center is its own Bermuda Triangle. I swear, half my packages get lost there.
Me, when I sexualize myself: 😊🥰🤩
Me, when men sexualize me: 😒😠🤢
I actually think it's really rude for a couple to take up two tables in a busy coffee shop because they needed to bring four screens with them. A coffee shop is not your home or your office. You do have an obligation to consider others in a public space.
Is there anything worse than waiting at your internet company’s office? 🫠
April’s bird 😍
Just saw someone with the license plate ‘scat’, and I gotta know who at the state approved that.
Thursday has a high of 61 and a chance of snow….
I’m screaming. I just saw a little girl in a unicorn patterned raincoat with a little horn on the hood 🥹
Sundays mean yoga class and then writing in the coffee shop with a cinnamon roll 🫶 #writing
Just saw someone with the license plate bafomet 🙌
I hate the “what brings you to x dating app?” question.
It. Says. It. In. My. Profile!!!!
Shania Twain is playing, and I’m in love.
Looking like a snack and writing smut in the coffee shop #writing #RomanceWriting #romantasy
I’ve had men choke me without asking first, and we’ve met in kink spaces aka where they should know to discuss it first!
These days, it’s just a hard limit for me because I don’t trust anyone with it even if I might enjoy
My dating advice for straight men is don’t choke someone during sex without specifically negotiating the terms of the choking ahead of time including a safe word and ideally watch at least a YouTube about it so you don’t kill her okay thanks
I wasn’t expecting temptation island to hit me so hard this morning 🫠
Scientists have just cured pancreatic cancer in some patients with personalized mRNA vaccines. Pancreatic cancer. And this Trump administration wants to throw it all away.
They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
Fixed it without having to call the help desk 😮💨
Outlook is not allowed to break first thing on a Monday morning 🫠
A New Hampshire man with a green card was detained by immigration officers at Logan Airport and is being held by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement at the Donald W. Wyatt detention facility in Central Falls, Rhode Island.
www.nhpr.org/nh-news/2025...
Seeing a cyber truck in the wild makes me ill
A US 18 as a 5xl???? In what world is an 18 a 5x??? 😤🫠
Very jealous of the girlies who can make oversized clothing look chic. Unfortunately, my titties are too fat for that 😔
My company just banned the use of all generative ai on all company devices 🤭
Saw someone on threads saying we shouldn’t call it a ‘make loneliness epidemic’, but a ‘women’s partner scarcity crisis’, and I love that. Obviously, not all women (or men) are seeking out a het relationship, but for the women who are, the available men are lacking in every way.
controlling the urge to be a petty ass bitch is so damn hard
I can’t believe I have to work
