not your dad n0tyourdad - Bluesky Statics

4 days!!!

09.03.2026 15:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sharing food is my love language and I love it when people enjoy the things I make

09.03.2026 12:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A batch survived the night and I brought some in for my coworkers this morning!!

09.03.2026 12:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

being a homophobe and/or transphobe in 2026? embarrassing. you fucking loser.

09.03.2026 04:01 — 👍 105 🔁 35 💬 1 📌 1

A raggedy fox sitting on a metal chair with a haggard expression

Good morning. Daylight savings is kicking my ass today

09.03.2026 12:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This International Women's Day, please remember that trans women are women. Full stop. No qualifiers.

08.03.2026 19:42 — 👍 3986 🔁 1427 💬 15 📌 18

Husband requested that I make more cinnamon sugar pretzel bites so I just went ahead and doubled the recipe this time. Hopefully some will survive long enough for me to bring them in to share with my coworkers tomorrow

08.03.2026 23:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

It's not a hinge, it's a lift!

08.03.2026 23:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unfortunately they did not last long in my house 😭 but I currently have another double batch proofing on my counter at the request of my husband!

08.03.2026 23:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

These lasted approximately 2.5 hours before my husband and I devoured the entire batch

08.03.2026 20:41 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oranges 🫶🏽

08.03.2026 20:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if your international womens day isn’t inclusive please leave

08.03.2026 19:04 — 👍 59 🔁 25 💬 2 📌 0

This has to be stopped!!

08.03.2026 15:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

PSA: it's pronounced OO-BAY not OOB

08.03.2026 15:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Maaaan they gentrifying ube now 😭😭😭

08.03.2026 15:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Give me my hour back >:(

08.03.2026 14:41 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Also decided to make some cinnamon sugar pretzel bites

08.03.2026 14:52 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

I realize now that the dough kind of looks like a weiner in this picture...

08.03.2026 14:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Silver KitchenAid stand mixer with a dough hook kneading some sourdough pretzel dough

Oh lawd he mixin!!

08.03.2026 14:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Making sourdough pretzels 🤤🤤

08.03.2026 14:18 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I 🫶🏽 my KitchenAid stand mixer

08.03.2026 14:17 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

TIME IS NOT REAL

08.03.2026 13:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning, we lost an hour of sleep and I would like to do a violence

08.03.2026 13:15 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

And I still have to cook dinner NOOOOO 😭

08.03.2026 00:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Spent all day running errands and cleaning the apartment and I am BEAT

08.03.2026 00:33 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ACAB includes MS Teams

06.03.2026 16:12 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I wouldn't wish harm upon my worst enemy, unless of course we're talking about my real enemy, Microsoft Teams

28.01.2026 15:27 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

That's the one! Almost like a Hunger Games-esque type of thing, which is terrifying

06.03.2026 16:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Everyone is a bit different! I'm particularly sensitive to caffeine, so I have to be careful of my intake, but my husband can drink 5+ cups of coffee a day and feel nothing, so it all depends on the person

06.03.2026 16:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Usually my ADHD makes it so that I don't vibrate that much, but I've had too much caffeine today + my ADHD meds so I'm vibrating a bit haha!

06.03.2026 15:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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