not your dad

not your dad

@n0tyourdad.bsky.social

he/they | 29 | meme connoisseur | vine expert | oxford comma enthusiast | find me on ao3: NotYourDad | aggressively queer 🌈 | perma DM | 21+ or be sacrificed to the old gods https://linktr.ee/ereaderr

186 Followers 139 Following 2,249 Posts Joined Oct 2023
9 hours ago

Concert was amazing. bbno$ was amazing. My body hurts. Overall great night

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1 day ago

DISGUSTING. Bring back the sun

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1 day ago

It was 85Β°F yesterday and now there's snow on the grass πŸ˜’

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1 day ago

big boobs little boobs medium sized boobs ginormous boobs, it doesn’t matter. the destination is the same … in my mouth

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1 day ago

I'M FREE!! Next stop: bbno$

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1 day ago

Take as much as you need my friend!!

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1 day ago

It's gonna suck but they will be SO comfortable once I get them broken in so it'll be worth it

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1 day ago

And now to start the painful process of breaking in my new Doc Martins...

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1 day ago

Good morrow, comrade!

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1 day ago

I'm so insanely excited 🫣 the tickets were a birthday present from my husband back in January so I've been looking forward to it for months!

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1 day ago

My exciting quest is leaving work early to go to a bbno$ concert tonight!!

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1 day ago
A piece of mint with sunglasses in front of a rainbow. The caption reads "good morning have some encourage mint"

Good morning comrades!

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2 days ago

I could not believe it. My friend told me to go buy a lottery ticket

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2 days ago

Not to brag, but I did just score a pair of BRAND NEW Doc Martins from goodwill just now

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2 days ago

As a former competition cheerleader, you can only have "WALK WITH PURPOSE" yelled at you so many times before it becomes an integral part of your being

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2 days ago

I'll have to give them a listen! Always on the lookout for new recs, so thanks comrade!

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2 days ago

Sucks being a fast walker in a world of dawdlers

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2 days ago
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I do, but I fear I'm terrible at posting on there πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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2 days ago
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bbno$

Sure is! bbno$ is pretty great, you should give him a listen:

open.spotify.com/artist/41X1T...

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1 month ago

It is Wednesday my dudes.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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2 days ago

I get to leave work early tomorrow for this concert and then I also took Friday off praise beeeee

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2 days ago

If you don't have a good day then I'm coming for your teeth!! You better watch out

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2 days ago

bbno$ tomorrow night!!!

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2 days ago

Good morning, you better have a good day OR ELSE!!

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3 days ago

Personally, I'm a big fan of "what an odd thing to say" and/or "did you mean to say that out loud?"

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3 days ago

Deeply terrifying, btw

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3 days ago

Thinkin bout the 2011 Joplin, MO tornado

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3 days ago
Selfie where I am wearing a green zip up hoodie. I am wearing black glasses and have multiple facial piercings

I'm too lazy to think of a caption for this, so here's my face

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3 days ago

Now on to the original trilogy :3

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3 days ago

If you like Panic! At the Disco, you would love Austin and the Powers. They're a little indie band that has the same vibes, but a bit beachier. I'm obsessed with them

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