Apparently the term TACO has really started to resonate with people and get under Trump's skin. I predict that Democrats, sensing an opportunity to finally fight fire with fire, will promptly ditch it, a la Tim Walz's "weird" label from the election.
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Cold calls are bad enough, but a surefire way to ensure I will never consider your product is to cold call me with an AI chatbot agent.
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As if they even know what due process is, much less why it's important.
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As a 20 year communications professional Iβd like to offer Democrats my most sophisticated advice: While Trump is punching himself in the nuts, you could choose to 1. Also punch him in the nuts; or 2. Punch yourself in the nuts. I strongly advise number 1.
09.04.2025 15:59 β π 2828 π 555 π¬ 90 π 45
DUI Hire
29.03.2025 23:37 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
Everyone knows you're not allowed to suck it in the jerk shack.
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More of this!
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Volodymyr Zelensky's Oval Office visit ended early when Donald Trump and JD Vance began angrily yelling at him. Here's why women like Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton are too emotional to be president.
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Pass it on.
#StandWithUkraine
28.02.2025 20:44 β π 80585 π 34450 π¬ 1181 π 1671
My mom always told me that the secret to my academic success was that a ferryboat captain urinated on me as a child.
26.02.2025 19:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"What does up dog mean?"
-My daughter
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There are plenty of us who can't stand it either, trust me.
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First job out of college with Lockheed Martin (I know, I know): "We just had our best quarter and best year in history and we have an awesome outlook ahead!" Followed a week later by "No raises or bonuses this year because the economy is bad. Doesn't affect us, but you know, it's bad over there."
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Part 2, in which AOC explains that right-wing voters call their Congressional Representatives ALL THE TIME, and Democrats need to match that energy on a consistent basis.
08.02.2025 06:52 β π 1209 π 467 π¬ 11 π 48
Part 3, in which AOC explains that the calls we have been making to members of Congress this week are having an impact on Republicans and Democrats alike.
Donβt let up.
Keep making noise.
08.02.2025 06:54 β π 3713 π 1337 π¬ 74 π 192
Bonus points for "chode"
06.02.2025 19:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Epic by @wired.com
06.02.2025 04:44 β π 2218 π 375 π¬ 40 π 9
"trust fund fetus"
06.02.2025 00:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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She should be ashamed of the yes votes she's already given to some of his appointees.
05.02.2025 23:46 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
American democracy is falling to fascists right before our eyes and you're acting like it's business as usual.
05.02.2025 23:44 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Why are you silent on the coup in progress? Why aren't you joining other Dems in at least speaking out about it and drawing attention to it? Why aren't you trying to convince your Republican colleagues that it's in their best interests to not allow Trump and Musk to subvert Congress's authority?
05.02.2025 23:43 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
Lily
#dogskeets
05.02.2025 13:51 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Whichever way the wind blows.
Anyone who believes for-profit companies will do the right thing just because it's the right thing is a fool.
05.02.2025 04:40 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I heard someone say that it's not paranoia when you're simply pointing out that they're doing literally what they said they were going to do.
04.02.2025 04:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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