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He had a thriving writing business until AI came along but now heβs struggling to find work.
Please repost this far and wide in the hope that he can find some writing work.
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28.02.2026 11:18 β
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there really is something immensely clarifying about realizing that "death cult" is not an ironic or jokey term
28.02.2026 13:33 β
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Operation I Raped Dozens of Girls and Maybe Just Maybe Murdered One Or Two And Everything Is In Those Files But I Make Kaboom And You Forget
28.02.2026 12:43 β
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I promise you that the government that murdered Alex Pretti and Renee Good does not give a flying fuck about the protests in Iran.
28.02.2026 08:30 β
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If Reform had won, Labour's statement would be that this result is a stark reminder we need to listen and learn from voters who rightly feel betrayed by modern politics.
But the Greens won by a comfortable margin, so it's: these voters are stupid and also sinister and, ugh, Muslims
28.02.2026 09:31 β
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The real threat to democracy doesn't come from 'family voting'. It comes from the losing side refusing go accept they've lost
28.02.2026 11:03 β
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At one point I wrote a horrible joke about the Landis family being "men who just can't keep control of their choppers". It's unpleasant but solid work.
27.02.2026 19:32 β
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Wait, isn't this the government that refused food a year, until forced with gritted teeth to scrap the "cruel two-child limit of which at we were completely in favour at our first Budget".
27.02.2026 18:52 β
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Oh yes! That should absolutely be on the list!
27.02.2026 09:11 β
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Based entirely on my becoming aware of it in about 2001, I'd say mine is Audition, The Ring, The Grudge...
27.02.2026 09:05 β
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People are always like whatβs something you miss from the past and one of mine is antitrust laws
26.02.2026 23:06 β
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Musk at World Economic Forum
This guy's smiling photograph is appearing today, in normal news coverage of an elite gathering.
He has killed 215,000 adults and 445,000 children with USAID cuts, as of the most recent estimates. 14 million deaths are expected by 2030.
24.02.2026 22:48 β
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Select magazine from 1993 with a picture of Justine from Elastica on the front with the headline THIS IS THE FUTURE!
Dear Select magazine from 1993, The Future here, and I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you...
24.02.2026 12:18 β
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Paddington at the BAFTAs, but heβs doing Tony Montanaβs βbad guyβ bit from Scarface.
23.02.2026 17:07 β
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Virginia Giuffre died aged 42.
23.02.2026 10:32 β
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Evergreen.
23.02.2026 09:55 β
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Billionaire Peter Thiel says that America is similar to the Weimar Republic
"Liberalism has exhausted itself... Democracy, whatever it may be, has exhausted itself...
Therefore, we need to start talking far beyond the Overton window."
Talking openly about this in public too, so I think itβs time to ask ourselves what we collectively want to do in response to a billionaire class that is not embarrassed about declaring themselves kings.
23.02.2026 11:26 β
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people local newspaper reporters are rarified elites instead of ink-stained wretches driving their Honda Civic to a crime scene so you know donβt have to rely on Nextdoor and the police press release.
22.02.2026 19:50 β
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Our latest tactical voting advice to stop Reform:
stopreformuk.vote/parl/gorton-...
Parliamentary by-election 26th Feb 2026
π’ Gorton & Denton = GREEN
#Manchester #ByElection
21.02.2026 20:41 β
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The Carmen Widonis says there were some there, but I'm not sure anyone else mentions them.
22.02.2026 13:59 β
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It's almost as if Morgan McSweeney is a fucking idiot
20.02.2026 12:37 β
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The usual exchange is that the compromises are made in return for either servicing another creatorβs vision, whom youβre working for, and helping, or in return for payment, as work for hire.
Why would you insert compromises to align with the unexpressed whims of an average of strangers?
20.02.2026 06:55 β
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Prince Philip looking awful in a car
Not Prince Andrew looking awful in a car
Striking family resemblance...
19.02.2026 23:34 β
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Twit-Twoogie Howser MD
19.02.2026 23:39 β
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Prince Philip looking awful in a car
Not Prince Andrew looking awful in a car
Striking family resemblance...
19.02.2026 23:34 β
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This take must die. I know everyone loves their nan, as well they should, and itβs fine to simply say nothing here, but to take as an example someone who paid a settlement to one of the victims, is now dead and buried having faced no consequences for their complicity, and frame THEM as the victim?
19.02.2026 14:38 β
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She never lived to see this moment, but itβs worth remembering that none of this would have happened without Virginia Giuffre.
She had the courage to speak out against power and privilege when it was just her word against Andrewβs.
Thanks to her, justice & accountability may finally have its day.
19.02.2026 10:59 β
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Onto a bit with a train. The guard checked my ticket and blew his cheeks out. "Edinburgh? Be quicker to go by boat, wouldn't it?" This had better be worth it, #movesummit
19.02.2026 12:12 β
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A grim looking funfair in Barmouth, seen through a grubby bus window...
Okay, rail replacement bus from Snowdonia to Edinburgh. Do your worst! (Please do not do your worst)
19.02.2026 10:31 β
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