Be careful with assuming what is unelectable.
Awe-some. I need to book long-haul flights from Singapore soon.
It’s like walking up to someone, punching them in the face, then walking away saying “I really stopped that fight.”
I'm best known for making fun of Cabbage Patch Dolls on VH1 and I knew they were going to fucking close the strait.
$9 billion and he has only 1% of the net worth of Musk.
My wife wanted to by a grinch book at Christmas. My first thought was that I did not want to be reading that all year.
We got a war (or excursion, or operation...)!
Now find a reason for it.
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Not only is Trump’s stupidity going to drive up already high food prices around the world, but yields will also shrink because of the lack of fertilizer. This is what happens when you fire government experts and sideline anyone who raises tough questions. The only voice that matters is the Mad King.
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Not just the public. Trump is going to attribute this to Trump. The Dems are going to get nothing positive from this.
I was pretty grumpy today at work. Thinking back I realized that I basically didn’t drink any water all day and boy I can be pretty moody when that happens.
“Tadej also has a side job where he decides where the adverts are in the TNT coverage to help keep the excitement at a minimum”
Tiramisu. Why is this being reinvented by every restaurant? It is supposed to be sponge cake soaked in espresso layered together with some cream to hold it together. Cut it in squares. serve it. Perfect. If your cake to cream ratio is: where is the cake? You did it wrong. Can’t improve perfection
Oh next you are going to say that mustard gas is both not a gas nor a condiment.
Great finish to the race. I wasn’t sure Chabbey was going to be able to carry through but she did.
That’s awkward
All those immigrants were taking jobs that didn’t exist
Updating apps on the phone goes very fast
I have really fast internet as well. Unfortunately the router is in my living room and my office is upstairs and the signal loses a lot of oomph between the two.
And if regime change actually happens then sanctions will be lifted and Iran floods the market with oil crashing the price. We will see how much west Texas likes that.
Explains Rivers Cuomo’s vow of celibacy.
The Republicans seem to be prepping an argument that any domestic terror attacks in the aftermath of their Iran attacks will be the fault of Democrats for shutting down DHS funding, so I'd like to remind everyone of this appointment:
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What exactly is the munitions hierarchy?
Is it:
Highest End
Super High End
High Grade
Upper Medium
Medium
Or is Super High End actually higher than Highest End? Sometimes these naming systems don’t make sense and none of this makes sense.
And as an all around not great idea.
I’ve been to the ploughing championships in Ireland. They also have sheep shearing, farm equipment booths, and the sheep dog competitions which are the best.
That’s great
