@samaboutown.bsky.social
Joints cracking like pop rocks
Prepare for more snow
15.02.2026 22:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You look phenomenal
15.02.2026 16:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Still here! Allergies can’t take me down.
14.02.2026 14:23 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Is this how you die? Your heart explodes?
11.02.2026 14:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The universe has gifted me a sinus infection on my first day back at work after a long vacation.
11.02.2026 14:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re inside me?!?
07.02.2026 12:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Humans truly are the worst animals.
05.02.2026 14:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😜 your approval has been noted
04.02.2026 16:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Your cruise daddy says, “Good morning.”
04.02.2026 14:07 — 👍 45 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0Woof
01.02.2026 15:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I appear to have broken the toilet in my cabin.
The cruise is going great, y’all!
MAKE HIM UNDERSTAND
31.01.2026 01:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The big blue one!
29.01.2026 15:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I am on a very large boat in the ocean! 🚢 🌊
29.01.2026 15:37 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My heart! 🧡🧡
26.01.2026 20:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Keep looking. It’s just out of your reach. Really stretch for it.
25.01.2026 15:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes, please. I’ll take a two of those cheeks.
25.01.2026 15:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There is no going back to normal. There is no return to the before times. We need to arrest those who are complicit and make their trials public records.
24.01.2026 20:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes, we said goodbye this morning.
19.01.2026 23:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I don’t think anything could have prepared me for how quiet the apartment is without a cat.
19.01.2026 22:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0He’s so big now!
14.01.2026 15:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s absolute insanity that a lunch event with a member of Congress can require a $5k donation.
I despise how much money is in politics.
Don’t do it. Stay in bed.
09.01.2026 14:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve learned that I can’t afford Boston. Average rent there is $3,000
08.01.2026 14:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stop talking to strangers. It’s weird
08.01.2026 13:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ok, Joe Blow. 😉
07.01.2026 15:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The better to hide all your secrets.
07.01.2026 14:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Damn! I cannot.
05.01.2026 16:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Flexing to pretend I am tough and not at all dying from cedar pollen today.
05.01.2026 15:06 — 👍 58 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0If after sex, you give the guy a bag of cookies you baked; does that count as prostitution?
Did I just pay for sex?
