Andrew Bloomberg

Well that’s another Oscars in the books, and another year in which the industry, despite all the talk about the importance of seeing movies in the theater, has failed to offer my wife and me free babysitting in order to do so

She’s great, he’s very good, it’s good looking, but if a movie about what that’s about can only make me, a parent and a huge softy, cry once, it’s not amazing

It would’ve been a good bit if he’d been nominated twice for best supporting

I like opera and I don’t really like Chalamet but also this was a very funny thing for people to get mad at

I’m a Millennial but watching a Gen X director get a lifetime achievement kind of Oscar still makes me feel old

Oscar’s producers played off K-Pop Demon Hunters, if I tried to pull that shit during morning carpool I would be murdered by elementary school children

Sentimental Value was very good! But “It Was Just an Accident” was the best movie I saw this year

My kids and their friends discovered a version of these songs sung by fake cats

I certainly don’t view the Roman Catholic Church through rose colored glasses, but damned if it’s not way less embarrassing than Evangelical Protestantism

To your point about Frankenstein I feel like it really could’ve been one of the best looking movies I’ve ever seen if they hadn’t tried to do action scenes

What I liked about this movie is that they made it look like real cars were driving real fast, given all the shit CGI I’m almost ok with this for that reason alone

He’s Swedish!!??

This bit is a good reminder that Bridesmaids is better than any PTA movie

The only guy from the Brazilian men’s national team a few years back who spoke out against Bolsonaro was Richarlison, and as a Spurs fan and a leftist I hate to say it but, that’s, uhh, not a winning coalition

Everybody get a load of this blackberry tart my wife made

Goddammit

Really disrespectful for them to continue awarding Best Animated Short after Kobe won

The more I think about “One Battle After Another” the less I like it, and Sean Penn winning the Oscar really amped that up

That’s Hollywood baby

We could fix Hollywood by changing “they’re all nepo babies” to “a hereditary caste of well compensated but socially degraded entertainers”

Wow bold choice for keynote speaker at the Aspen Ides Festival

Amatriciana Meets Carbonara in Over-the-Top Pasta Alla Zozzona Rigatoni alla zozzona is the decadent pasta mash-up of Roman amatriciana and carbonara, with a sausage twist.

The world is falling apart and (at least in the Upper Midwest) it’s blizzarding, do yourself a favor and make something like this for dinner

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Jared texting MBS and asking if he wants the good or bad news first about the US giving nukes to Saudi

Wow bold choice for keynote speaker at the Aspen Ides Festival

It’s such a self own because in addition to being racist, the old flag was just a mess aesthetically. The new one wasn’t my favorite of the finalists but it is a vast improvement even if you didn’t care about the racism.

Also the mayor of a town where the biggest issues are drunk divorced guys from Twin Cities exurbs crashing expensive ski boats and property tax disputes doing the suit and Reagan mug

Tom Friedman talking with taxi drivers is extremely rigorous sociological information gathering in comparison to this

Chat is it good when the weather radar looks like an album cover from 1967

*Guy obsessed with “Yellowstone” reading the part where they talk about how the Texas Rangers killed Indians just to make things safe for bankers*

“This is about how people who work at desks aren’t real men”