“Look at that little fat chap, we’ll murder this lot” is a level of poetic hubris that Sophocles would envy
09.10.2025 02:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@andrewbloomberg.bsky.social
He/him. Left-wing history dad. Pro Popular Front, pro Sewer Socialism, anti borders. Français par mariage. Minnesotan in Wisconsin exile. Mostly posts bad history jokes and occasionally bad history not jokes.
“Look at that little fat chap, we’ll murder this lot” is a level of poetic hubris that Sophocles would envy
09.10.2025 02:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Westchester County Cop who your dad knows* the Jays aren’t the only ones getting out of a jam after getting loaded tonight
09.10.2025 02:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And every time you had to say “our father” you’d be reminded of Meghan McCain, brutal
09.10.2025 02:06 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Seeing sad and stressed Yankees fan is like the Minority Report Precogs, but exclusively for Bridge and Tunnel DUIs
09.10.2025 01:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Episode 4 of “M: Son of the Century” is an all time classic in the “artistically shot political violence scored by gorgeous opera” genre
09.10.2025 01:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What’s ironic here is that they’re not wrong about any of this except the green thumbs up. She is very serious about and qualified for the job she was hired to do.
08.10.2025 23:09 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I was also thinking about the Bolshevik’s seizure of power (yes I know this is the other side politically, don’t @ me fellow leftists) but that was like the quintessential extremely centralize top down state, as large as it was.
08.10.2025 22:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s fair.
08.10.2025 22:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If we're insisting on historical metaphors we're in the "Mussolini is Prime Minister but the other parliamentary parties haven't given him total authority yet" phase
08.10.2025 22:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I think way too much about Richard Evans’ Third Reich trilogy, but the second one - about 1933-1939 - is the one I learned the most from.
08.10.2025 15:44 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Aren’t we all.
08.10.2025 15:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes, should’ve said that slavery isn’t an *exclusively* modern thing, but it very much is *also* a modern thing (and slavery wedded to capitalism is)
08.10.2025 15:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I am not as anti-car as I should be. I actually like driving! But man it’s up there with guns as officially sanctioned anti-social behavior destroying American life
08.10.2025 15:04 — 👍 71 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0Not the same as romanticizing the Middle Ages! We shouldn’t romanticize anything in history (at least on any kind of explanatory/educational/comparative level, knock yourself out at the Renaissance festival) but company towns, slavery, even the Nazis are all super modern phenomena
08.10.2025 14:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I know this is kind of David’s whole beat, but the phenomenon of modern people doing modern evil modernly, and getting called medieval for it, is fascinating and telling.
08.10.2025 14:52 — 👍 44 🔁 13 💬 4 📌 0“Spanish Netherlands, French Flanders, evil Papists either way” - the 17th c Dutch when you tell them about Belgium
08.10.2025 14:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s a great description.
08.10.2025 14:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Going through one of my periodic attempts to convince myself that Sandinista! is better than London Calling (it’s not), but man what a great and depressingly relevant song this is.
youtu.be/_TwDOO_RJ8Y?...
The best part of this is how much it would piss off the Dutch Calvinists to know that the goddamn French were there
08.10.2025 14:06 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Now accepting VC investors for my new microblogging startup, "Monasticism."
08.10.2025 13:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For sure. Also gets that St. Louis is a border in a city in multiple ways.
08.10.2025 13:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes, what I mean is that some of their spiritual predecessors actually showed some interest in building and maintaining mass popularity in a way that Miller, Vought etc aren’t
08.10.2025 13:37 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0She’d fit right in on the European right (social safety net for white people)
08.10.2025 13:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This sounds cynical, but the Nazis, until the war, actually delivered standard of living increases to those they considered real Germans (including working class/former socialists). That this lot seems totally uninterested in that gives me some hope.
08.10.2025 13:27 — 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My Midwestern quibble with this is Twin Cities are more aligned with Great Lakes/the Great Lakes part of the North Woods than they are with the prairies to their west. Otherwise this is great (right down to Madison being a border territory between Chicago and Twin Cities spheres)
08.10.2025 13:17 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Just bought one. Who says social media isn’t useful
08.10.2025 11:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hell yeah, multi-modality within multi-modality
08.10.2025 11:34 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Curious as somebody who always ends up with wrinkled clothes on work trips, how do you keep your jackets etc unwrinkled with this setup?
08.10.2025 11:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Awww jeez
08.10.2025 11:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Even when Cohen does sophomoric solipsism he does it with a wink
youtu.be/EyLmYpSP4w4?...