Jay Peterson

Jay Peterson

@jaythebarbarian.bsky.social

Actor. Author. Movie monster.

54 Followers 31 Following 18 Posts Joined Nov 2024
1 month ago

If even half the folks quoting Orwell stopped for a second to wonder if it just might possibly apply to them too, we wouldn't be nearly as fucked as we are.

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4 months ago
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Honestly not sure which is more disturbing.

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4 months ago

The spirit of the season is never in the stuff.

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5 months ago

Every other supernatural and/or extraterrestrial creature in existence:
"Ah, Halloween! Such a delightful human custom; allowing me to walk among them in plain sight without worry of inciting their repulsion, anger, or fear."

E.T., wearing a bedsheet with holes in it:
"This is bullshit."

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8 months ago

TIL that, in any given year, the 4th of July and Halloween will always fall on the same day of the week.
(A Friday, in this year's case)

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8 months ago
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Classic cover. Current cover. Sequel cover.

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8 months ago
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In Calhoun GA, a short drive from Buc-ees, is a year-round Halloween shop called All-Star Halloween.
Among other things, it's the last independent costume shop in the state.
Check it out if you feel like a short road trip from ATL.

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10 months ago
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I'm going to be doing stuff at Jordancon next weekend in Atlanta. I don't have a booth, but 'spot the lummox' is a game anyone can play.

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11 months ago

"What's the difference between an antagonist and a villain?"
"The cenobites are antagonists. Frank and Julia are fucking villains."

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11 months ago

The Buffy reboot is reportedly well underway. The new slayer is supposed to be more like Willow than Buffy.
Of course, if they wanted to impress me, they'd cast fat actors as the three lead scoobies.
Hell, Guillermo already proved the sex appeal and vampire slaying is entirely possible.

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11 months ago

Apparently it's World Theater Day.
I am therefore watching The Muppet Show with my cats.

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1 year ago

How many roans could Chappell Roan chaperone if Chappell Roan could chaperone roans?

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1 year ago
Preview
“Just give me the f***ing links!”—Cursing disables Google’s AI overviews The latest trick to stop those annoying AI answers is also the most cathartic.

Wow. Telling some AIs to fuck off actually works. That's better results than you get with some people. arstechnica.com/google/2025/...

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1 year ago

"Bickerotica." n.
1. When it's obvious to all viewers that an argument has reached its height of intensity for the sole purpose of keeping the participants from vigorously making out.

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1 year ago

Given how hard people fuck up current events, it's no wonder we can't keep history from repeating itself.

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1 year ago

Qotd: "Discworld isn't a book series so much as it is a literary universe."

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1 year ago

Note to self: still need to put "mentorship is not a dating app" on a T-shirt at some point.

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1 year ago

Well, here we go again.

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