Chekhov’s Chainsaw

The entire point of that pistol is to prevent this type of behavior. Isn’t that what the 2nd amendment is for? That’s what I was told my entire life by my lifelong NRA member father. Ruby Ridge ain’t shit compared to every day ICE terror.

LA: “They took a US citizen father out and left a toddler in the backseat. Two heavily armed border patrol agents got in that car and drove the child and the vehicle away.”

What are we doing?

Zohran was polling at six percent in January. Nothing is impossible

Not too late or too soon to bail!

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

It’s 2028. Snow is falling in Dodger Stadium. No one remembers what a glove is. Freddie Freeman starts tearing a baseball apart with his teeth.

“I didn’t see it”? It was this huge event and you’re speaker of the house. Give me a fucking break.

When’s that grindr profile getting leaked anyway

Hells yes.

I used the tariffs as an excuse to buy a 5 string bass before the prices went up lol

This looks like that dude on TikTok that lampoons podcasters

This guy is like one of 4 Americans who actually went and got their REAL ID and immediately they said it was a fake.

Just so everyone knows when they toss your ass in a truck it won't matter what passport or identification you have they'll throw it in the street and you're gone

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I’m sorry, is that directed at me? It’s a Rivian photoshop. Rivian is on the bottom, Cybershit on the top.

They’re not.

It’s fake. The bottom one is a Rivian.

This is quite clearly bad photoshop and a ten second cursory google proves this.

Do better.

The new Pope isn't anti-MAGA.
MAGA is anti-Jesus.

Completely agree, I’ve been telling everyone I can about this absolute treasure.

“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration

Robert Prevost reposted Rocco Palmo @roccopalmo · Apr 14 As Trump & Bukele use Oval to 🤣 Feds’ illicit deportation of a US resident (https://bit.ly/3ROMjnP), once an undoc-ed Salvadorean himself, now-DC Aux +Evelio asks, “Do you not see the suffering? Is your conscience not disturbed? How can you stay quiet?” https://bit.ly/4j700KN Robert Prevost reposted Synod.va @Synod_va · Feb 25 We continue praying together the Holy Rosary for the health of #PopeFrancis this evening at 9 PM in St. Peter’s Square, The prayer today will be presided over by His Eminence Cardinal Louis Antonio Tagle, Pro-Prefect of the Dicastery for Evangelization. #pope #PopeFrancis

Robert Prevost reposted Synod.va @Synod_va · Feb 15 #PrayForThePope #GoodNews: The Holy See Press Office has announced that Pope Francis' health is improving. Let us pray together for his full recovery @franciscus Be strong, We are looking forward to seeing you again soon at St. Peter's Square. #WeLoveOurPope

Robert Prevost @drprevost · Feb 13 Pope Francis’ letter, JD Vance’s ‘ordo amoris’ and what the Gospel asks of all of us on immigration From americamagazine.org Robert Prevost @drprevost · Feb 3 JD Vance is wrong: Jesus doesn't ask us to rank our love for others https://ncronline.org/node/292716 via @NCRonline

The new Pope didn't tweet once in 2024. In 2025, he's posted 5 times, in which he:

- Criticized JD Vance's views on Catholicism and Jesus
- Posted an article opposing Trump's immigration policies
- Retweeted twice about the Pope's health
- Retweeted a criticism of Trump & Bukele's laughter at KAG.

Maybe it’s *because* of what’s happening here. Like when you call the Ghostbusters.

For every doll you deny me I will push another jet off an aircraft carrier

Halal restaurant opening in Congress is like ‘Muslim conquest of Jerusalem,’ says GOP congressman Rep. Mike Collins says replacing a Steak ‘n Shake in a Congress food court with halal cuisine is like the Muslim conquest of Jerusalem.

GOP Rep Mike Collins is an ignorant Islamophobic bigot. It’s undeniable. Plus Cha Street Food is amazing and everyone in Congress - including the ignorant Islamophobic bigots - should try it.

I read the latter half on a plane from Pittsburgh to San Diego. It was *so* good; it’s the book to beat this year.

It’s not nearly enough.

Andrew Sullivan: “Once you grasp Trump as an elected monarch, his full rebuke to the very idea of America comes into clearer view.

He is precisely — almost uncannily — what this country was founded to oppose: an arbitrary, corrupt, mendacious, and utterly incompetent king”