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Aw man. Ozzy, then Chuck Mangione and now Loni. How many original members of Black Sabbath are still alive?

she posts videos of them trying to get away from her on tiktok that are sped up yakety sax style and scored by norteno music, theyre hilarious

Dark Horse Preview: Archie Vs. Minor Threats #1 | Comic Book Club Read a preview of Archie Vs. Minor Threats #1 from Dark Horse Comics, written by Timmy Heague, Patton Oswalt, and Jordan Blum with art by Scott Koblish.

We're just days away from the eagerly anticipated release of the first issue of #ArchievsMinorThreats, and @comicbookclub.bsky.social has your sneak peek at the fun! comicbookclublive.com/2025/07/31/d...
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Contribute if you can! Wes is a comics genius and I can’t wait to read this one!

THE TEXAS CHAINSAW NOISE COMPLAINT #MildHorror

You’re never too small to dream big.

From the studio that brought you Spider-Man: Across the #Spiderverse and producer Stephen Curry, #GOATmovie is exclusively in movie theaters February 2026.

Hell yes I bought 5 sheets of the Chris Ware USPS stamps. Wow! Lookit this design!

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) Touch that dial and CHANGE THE STATION

New Substack post!

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We’re down to the final tickets for tomorrow night’s PATTON OSWALT & FRIENDS at Largo at The Coronet! Head over to the Largo website and grab what’s left! See you there!

They finally caught The Zodiac.

Archie vs. Minor Threats #1 Review: Wild Crossover That Works Archie vs. Minor Threats might not seem like a natural pairing at first, but what better reason to crack it open. Oh, and spoiler: it's fantastic.

Archie vs. Minor Threats might not seem like a natural pairing at first, but what better reason to crack it open and see how they are able to pull it off. Oh, and spoiler: it's fantastic.

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The Sandman Season 2, Volume 2 is out NOW! Catch me as Matthew only on Netflix!

We didn’t know how good we had it with Stephen Colbert @colbertlateshow.bsky.social

Oh no, wait, we totally did.

Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) Welcome back my friends to the show that never really begins.

New Substack post!

gawt-DAMN

I will only be at SDCC on Thursday, but make sure to come to the panel ‘cuz we’re announcing some big stuff!

I love @vidiots.bsky.social so much.

Cincinnati, Ohio! Let’s go bananas! Join me December 11-13th at the Go Bananas Comedy Club for 3 nights of laughter!
Grab your tickets here: pattonoswalt.com/tour/

Love how he prepared for this journey these past months. Beautiful final show, embraced what was happening. Went out like the true searcher he was.

I love this so much.

Oh HELL yes!!!!

YouTube video by Joe DeRosa I Never Promised You A Rose Garden | New Comedy Special @joederosacomedy

Idiot “comedian” Joe DeRosa has a new comedy special on YouTube. Yeah it’s funny and brilliant and like non-stop laughs blah blah blah but can’t it be from someone PLEASANT? youtu.be/qXQR_eqfFUg?...

All Time Restaurant on Hillhurst at 8:29am on a Sunday while “Wichita Lineman” plays.

i can see this one is going to get a lot of use

When your neighbor on the left is being dragged away by masked men and your neighbor on the right can't get an X-ray for their child, be sure to quickly explain that "both parties are the same" and whatnot.

Reminder. There ain't no law against admitting you got played.

I only pooped on cars when I was preparing to do YOUNG ADULT.