@pattonoswalt.bsky.social
Writing and yelling.
Just thinking about how fucked up mega-rich people must be, because they can't even enjoy their money properly, because the most enjoyable thing to do with money is to use it to fix people's problems.
06.12.2025 02:04 — 👍 1771 🔁 256 💬 9 📌 20
YES YES YES!!! The hilarious and wonderful Charlene deGuzman is crowdfunding her new pilot FAM BAM! She’s a true original and I can’t WAIT to see this thing! I kicked in some $$$ — can you? If so, thanks! seedandspark.com/fund/fambam#...
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05.12.2025 09:00 — 👍 137 🔁 3 💬 7 📌 0If you’ve watched the first few episodes of THE ABANDONS, you know the answer to this one
05.12.2025 06:26 — 👍 113 🔁 4 💬 16 📌 0There are no old whippersnappers.
03.12.2025 16:19 — 👍 1407 🔁 102 💬 163 📌 24Hey, can my deleted BlueSky post get re-posted?
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I've been remiss in gushing over seeing CHAIN REACTIONS in a cinema last week, and the compelling insights provided by its interview subjects, esp @pattonoswalt.bsky.social & @horrornonna.com. It's one of the best doccos I've seen this year.
Get yr Blu here:
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With the traditional hanging of the Quint ornament, the Oswalt Family Christmas Season has begun.
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“Part. Of. A. Team.”
29.11.2025 18:04 — 👍 1928 🔁 185 💬 141 📌 36The new @pattonoswalt.bsky.social album is a god damn delight to listen to. I cackled as I was reorganizing my china and porcelain knicknacks. Because apparently I am now an 85 year old grand dame. I needed those laughs this morning.
28.11.2025 11:30 — 👍 149 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0There will be vinyl soon. Stay tuned!
26.11.2025 08:49 — 👍 265 🔁 5 💬 17 📌 1Amazing as usual 5/5
25.11.2025 22:53 — 👍 106 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
I signed up for audible because I saw @pattonoswalt.bsky.social in Jimny Kimmel the other day last week, and I heard him talking about his new hour as an original. It takes me back to when I discovered him, with his first 3 albums. I miss listening to comedy albums like i used to. 😢
25.11.2025 10:49 — 👍 89 🔁 1 💬 8 📌 0
A massive shout out to @pattonoswalt.bsky.social, @davekarger.bsky.social, @msemilyedwards.bsky.social,
@aduralde.bsky.social, @imtiffanyyu.bsky.social,
@bjcolangelo.bsky.social, and @jtarnold.bsky.social. You guys don't know how much your support means to me.
well i guess i’m gonna have to start smoking now
24.11.2025 19:18 — 👍 1122 🔁 266 💬 35 📌 71If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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BLACK COFFEE AND ICE WATER is available for download NOW on Audible! A fresh hour of brand-new comedy. One of the loosest, rawest albums I’ve ever done and I am beyond proud of it!
23.11.2025 19:24 — 👍 1258 🔁 123 💬 55 📌 12
BLACK COFFEE AND ICE WATER is available for download NOW on Audible! A fresh hour of brand-new comedy. One of the loosest, rawest albums I’ve ever done and I am beyond proud of it!
23.11.2025 19:24 — 👍 1258 🔁 123 💬 55 📌 12
Trump makes goo-goo eyes at Mamdani while Reagan’s portrait looks on
Meme of man making goo-goo eyes at passing woman while holding hands with upset girlfriend
Anyone posted this one yet?
22.11.2025 01:58 — 👍 2684 🔁 361 💬 59 📌 20big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
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1157 days.
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Saw this window on a walk in NYC last night and it haunts me. The occupant clearly wants a lot of plants inside for the oxygen and other health benefits and that’s cool but look at the way they press against those windows. They want OUT OUT OUT.
21.11.2025 20:53 — 👍 545 🔁 15 💬 55 📌 1PATTON OSWALT: These people are scared. They're being targeted. We're watching them be targeted right now. We're watching transgender people be targeted in a very aggressive way, so—
BILL MAHER: We are? Where?
OSWALT: Oh my god.
MAHER: Where are they being targeted?
One day left! An extraordinary offering from a truly committed art book publisher BEEHIVE BOOKS! Matchless artists, and top of the line production values! GULLIVER'S TRAVELS with the legendary Lorenzo Mattotti!!! Introduction by @pattonoswalt.bsky.social ! www.kickstarter.com/projects/bee...
20.11.2025 05:20 — 👍 78 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
19.11.2025 21:48 — 👍 14183 🔁 3664 💬 237 📌 161Minor Threats: The Last Devil Left Alive #2 is AVAILABLE TODAY at your local comic shop! Written by @pattonoswalt.bsky.social & @blumjordan.bsky.social and illustrated by Scott Hepburn! Make sure to grab that @jgonzo.bsky.social variant cover! 💀
19.11.2025 23:19 — 👍 49 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0The new run of MINOR THREATS goes HARD and crazy. Give it a read! New issue out today!
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