that clip is not new, but @pattonoswalt.bsky.social recently reshared it and of course I had to research which of his Conan talk show episodes also had a musical guest
the most thoroughly vindicated man in hollywood.
trade disputes and conspiracies ✔️
republic subverted over sex hangups ✔️
“sand people” killed, royalty indifferent ✔️
naive idiot casts vote for tyranny ✔️
villains with silly names like “dooku” ✔️
powerful clerical order screwing up ✔️
list goes on
Oy Vey Week kicks off in חַי (if you know, you know) style with a brand-new trailer commentary! TFH Guru @pattonoswalt.bsky.social notes that Shiva Baby, Emma Seligman’s uncomfy comedy of manners, turns a familiar social ritual into a pressure cooker of anxiety.
trailersfromhell.com/shiva-baby/
Random-ass sticker backstage at the Wilshire Ebell last night.
I know it's not as horrific as a tan suit, but the President of the United States wore a fucking ball cap to honor the return of the remains of U.S. soldiers killed in battle. That happened.
Class will always out.
Beautiful, devastating writing
“He says what the rest of us are thinking!”
Maybe Trump is the exit dose this whole fucked-up system needed? It’s like chemotherapy — the poison ALMOST kills the system but out of that chaos comes the death of the cancer? If this tears apart MAGA *and* neoliberalism then go man go.
Release Day!
@pattonoswalt and Goat Song Records are excited to announce the release of a new album, from his Grammy and Emmy nominated special "I Love Everything".
Available to buy now, exclusively on iTunes: music.apple.com/us/album/i-l...
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social was right. The only game in town.
Munhall, Keene, and Gardiner presales are NOW LIVE! Find ticket links at pattonoswalt.com and use code PATTON
All up in the Northeast in June! ALL UP IN IT! Get yer tickets starting this Friday!!!
A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.
Bro is gonna be mayor for 9 terms
Spread this FAR AND WIDE.
lol guess who met some commoners today.
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They were holding a bag of Funions just off camera
Thanks dad! Would love to meet you whenever you manage to buy those cigarettes you went out for 57 years ago!
All I’m saying is, some of you have been a little hasty in writing phrenology off as a science.
“…this is a hard world to be ludicrous in.” — Kurt Vonnegut, MOTHER NIGHT
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Wrote about The Kiss, one of those late 80s horror films that quietly did more than people gave it credit for.
@meredithsalenger.bsky.social is an incredibly underrated Final Girl here.
Some movies deserve rediscovery. This is one of them.
#Horror #80sHorror
www.horrorgeeklife.com/2026/02/13/t...
Just saw the trippiest double feature. These are both in theaters right now and if can see ‘em back-to-back DO IT.
MINOR THREATS was always “heavy” but this time we mean it literally!
Accuse me of xenophobic stereotyping all you like, but the last person I'm going to listen to about the real America is a dope-addicted unmarried immigrant who can't even count how many kids he has from God knows how many women.
We must preserve the solid Scots-Irish American culture of the MacHopi and FitzCree clans.
Sometimes Andy Capp is like a Mike Leigh movie.
Love how the Edgelord Dipshit immediately retreats into, “You’re g-going to get in t-trouble,” and the Hoodie Kid calmly says, “Okay.”
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
