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Patton Oswalt

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social

Writing and yelling.

689,184 Followers  |  562 Following  |  724 Posts  |  Joined: 17.05.2023  |  1.7205

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Just thinking about how fucked up mega-rich people must be, because they can't even enjoy their money properly, because the most enjoyable thing to do with money is to use it to fix people's problems.

06.12.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1771    πŸ” 256    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 20
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FAM BAM - Film and Storytelling | Seed&Spark A pair of Filipino-American siblings discover they have other siblings after their father dies and leaves them all the same house. FAM BAM is a heartfelt, offbeat ensemble comedy about identity, break...

YES YES YES!!! The hilarious and wonderful Charlene deGuzman is crowdfunding her new pilot FAM BAM! She’s a true original and I can’t WAIT to see this thing! I kicked in some $$$ β€” can you? If so, thanks! seedandspark.com/fund/fambam#...

05.12.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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05.12.2025 09:00 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

If you’ve watched the first few episodes of THE ABANDONS, you know the answer to this one

05.12.2025 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 113    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 0

There are no old whippersnappers.

03.12.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1407    πŸ” 102    πŸ’¬ 163    πŸ“Œ 24

Hey, can my deleted BlueSky post get re-posted?

03.12.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3880    πŸ” 564    πŸ’¬ 175    πŸ“Œ 21
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CHAIN REACTIONS LIMITED EDITION BLURAY MEDIABOOK Release Date: 12/02/2025 20% Off During Pre-Order Limited to 3,000 copies Synopsis: Fifty years after Tobe Hooper’s THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE shocked the world and forever changed the face of globa...

I've been remiss in gushing over seeing CHAIN REACTIONS in a cinema last week, and the compelling insights provided by its interview subjects, esp @pattonoswalt.bsky.social & @horrornonna.com. It's one of the best doccos I've seen this year.
Get yr Blu here:
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02.12.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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With the traditional hanging of the Quint ornament, the Oswalt Family Christmas Season has begun.

01.12.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1829    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 111    πŸ“Œ 17

❀️❀️❀️

30.11.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 258    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️

30.11.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 332    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œPart. Of. A. Team.”

29.11.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1928    πŸ” 185    πŸ’¬ 141    πŸ“Œ 36

The new @pattonoswalt.bsky.social album is a god damn delight to listen to. I cackled as I was reorganizing my china and porcelain knicknacks. Because apparently I am now an 85 year old grand dame. I needed those laughs this morning.

28.11.2025 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 149    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

There will be vinyl soon. Stay tuned!

26.11.2025 08:49 β€” πŸ‘ 265    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 1

Amazing as usual 5/5

25.11.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Patton Oswalt: Black Coffee and Ice Water Check out this great listen on Audible.ca. Black Coffee and Ice Water, Patton Oswalt's 10th hour of brand-new material, marks an exciting new chapter in Audible's foray into the world of stand-up. The...

I signed up for audible because I saw @pattonoswalt.bsky.social in Jimny Kimmel the other day last week, and I heard him talking about his new hour as an original. It takes me back to when I discovered him, with his first 3 albums. I miss listening to comedy albums like i used to. 😒

25.11.2025 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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A massive shout out to @pattonoswalt.bsky.social, @davekarger.bsky.social, @msemilyedwards.bsky.social,
@aduralde.bsky.social, @imtiffanyyu.bsky.social,
@bjcolangelo.bsky.social, and @jtarnold.bsky.social. You guys don't know how much your support means to me.

24.11.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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well i guess i’m gonna have to start smoking now

24.11.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1122    πŸ” 266    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 71

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

23.11.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 40121    πŸ” 11711    πŸ’¬ 978    πŸ“Œ 687
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BLACK COFFEE AND ICE WATER is available for download NOW on Audible! A fresh hour of brand-new comedy. One of the loosest, rawest albums I’ve ever done and I am beyond proud of it!

23.11.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1258    πŸ” 123    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 12
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BLACK COFFEE AND ICE WATER is available for download NOW on Audible! A fresh hour of brand-new comedy. One of the loosest, rawest albums I’ve ever done and I am beyond proud of it!

23.11.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1258    πŸ” 123    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 12
Trump makes goo-goo eyes at Mamdani while Reagan’s portrait looks on

Trump makes goo-goo eyes at Mamdani while Reagan’s portrait looks on

Meme of man making goo-goo eyes at passing woman while holding hands with upset girlfriend

Meme of man making goo-goo eyes at passing woman while holding hands with upset girlfriend

Anyone posted this one yet?

22.11.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2684    πŸ” 361    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 20

big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see

21.11.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5909    πŸ” 957    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 25
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1157 days.

20.11.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1312    πŸ” 142    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3
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Saw this window on a walk in NYC last night and it haunts me. The occupant clearly wants a lot of plants inside for the oxygen and other health benefits and that’s cool but look at the way they press against those windows. They want OUT OUT OUT.

21.11.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 545    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 1
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PATTON OSWALT: These people are scared. They're being targeted. We're watching them be targeted right now. We're watching transgender people be targeted in a very aggressive way, soβ€”

BILL MAHER: We are? Where?

OSWALT: Oh my god.

MAHER: Where are they being targeted?

20.11.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3435    πŸ” 413    πŸ’¬ 114    πŸ“Œ 183
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The Illuminated GULLIVER'S TRAVELS by Mattotti and Swift The rollicking adventure and piercing satire reinvented as a vivid art book, with drawings from Mattotti & an intro from Patton Oswalt.

One day left! An extraordinary offering from a truly committed art book publisher BEEHIVE BOOKS! Matchless artists, and top of the line production values! GULLIVER'S TRAVELS with the legendary Lorenzo Mattotti!!! Introduction by @pattonoswalt.bsky.social ! www.kickstarter.com/projects/bee...

20.11.2025 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really hate it when scientists keep saying that β€œwe need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.

19.11.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 14183    πŸ” 3664    πŸ’¬ 237    πŸ“Œ 161
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Minor Threats: The Last Devil Left Alive #2 is AVAILABLE TODAY at your local comic shop! Written by @pattonoswalt.bsky.social & @blumjordan.bsky.social and illustrated by Scott Hepburn! Make sure to grab that @jgonzo.bsky.social variant cover! πŸ’€

19.11.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The new run of MINOR THREATS goes HARD and crazy. Give it a read! New issue out today!

19.11.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 179    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

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