joshi xcx

The Humppening 😈

There won’t be another Fat Cock Friday on October 3rd until 2031, and who even knows if humanity will last that long— so let’s make this one count! 😩

After about a decade away, I’m back on bateworld! Feel free to add me (woodyproctor), fellow bators! 😈

Many times— and all over! 🤤

Just the state of the world keeping me from restful sleep these days! But I’ll be okay! Thank you, handsome. ;)

Tummy Tuesday: Now in Technicolor 😉

My eye bags have been upgraded to eye baggage from how tired I am.

Holy fuck. This is a stunning pic! 🥵

My mouth did the same thing after seeing this. 🤤

Oh look, the full moon came early. ;) #MCM

Decided to try my wolf man costume out early. 🎃🐺🌕

You should pay a visit! 😈

Hello from Boner City ;)

That is infinitely better! 😂

I’m incredibly sorry, but the best my brain can do today for this is caption is “dicks cocks applesauce.” 😩

If you were here, heaven would definitely be a place on earth. 🤤

Forgot to mention that I was one of the lucky few that was raptured this week! Posting this from heaven or whatever!

Scientists HATE him! This man has one weird trick for ethical meat consumption. ;)

Diversifying! I dig it! 😈

Any day, any time, and anywhere! 🥵

They look like the perfect fit for the job! 🥵

Looks like you’re doing #FCF oh so right. 🤤

This thing is kind of heavy. I might need a hand with it.

I’ll have to post feet and pits more often, then! 😏

I don’t think anything has gotten me hard so fast before. 🥵

As many times as you want! 😈

Thank you, sexy! Looking mighty fine yourself, there! 🥵🥩

Don’t mind if I do! 😉

Wanking hard, or hardly wanking? 😉

Thank you, hot stuff! Very glad that I unlocked this special ability. I plan to use it LOADS more. 😈