BeeKaay

the certainty with which he proclaims something is inversely proportional to the probability of it happening

he might get the sudden urge to wash his foot, you gotta be prepared

"i've been training my whole life for this," i mumble to myself as i configure an IRC server for the first time in 20 years

name every game company

wtf we don't have this here

is the apology generated by an LLM lmao

amazing juxtapositions here

nah. get rid of it and prosecute them

i was not ready for the end lmao

CEOs Say AI Is Making Work More Efficient. Employees Tell a Different Story. How much time workers say the technology saves them on the job is vastly different from what executives report.

funny how executives say LLMs save them time, actual workers say it wastes their time, yet executives talk about replacing the workers instead of themselves

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got him to use his bed again by moving it next to the radiator

h/t @itsjoelle.bsky.social

"on the path to deploying super intelligence"

after hundreds of billions of dollars, it cannot reliably draw a map or perform arithmetic. these people are lying to you or to themselves

real bad look if i see someone posting nobletofu emotes in a twitch stream, because it means they support this point of view, with their money

rare to see someone so young and yet so cultured

the cool thing about the LLM bubble is that it's looking increasingly likely that openAI will take down with it microsoft and oracle

lmfao

there's just a cinder block up here?

i went on my roof to remove six inches of ice and snow so that i could then patch a leak because no roofer wanted to and it's one of the most precarious things i've ever done

depends on the city/state but also landlords are scum

i guess jesse only reaches for the thesaurus when he's writing a column for the new york times about how trans people shouldn't have healthcare

it's funny to me that big tech companies who took pride in being "data driven" (i work for one) forced their employees to use this shit without any data that it "increases productivity" (it doesn't). i suspect it is to juice adoption numbers/hoping someone will stumble on a billion-dollar use case

abolishing ICE is the centrist compromise position

the principled position is to make it so that their most appealing option is ratlines to russia or whoever else will take them

jfc, i only changed an outlet for the first time last year

their very own bolsonaro

ayoo

in the contessa, if you are smol

i have a teknion nuova contessa at work and a steelcase leap at home and like both (the former a little more probably)

you eat multiple diagonal podoboos in let's give up and there are scuffed old standard hacks where you eat wendy

really neat gimmicks DLC