Mingus Khingus

10 butter

And then I stole no more cheese because I'm so fucking tired of eating nothing but babybels. @keenakapu.bsky.social can attest to how much better I felt after eating a meal with 4 entire vegetables in it.

Made up for the lack of cheese thievery by stealing pads of very nice butter from the service station on the way home from scotiacon. Diversifying my dairy based shenanigans.

Also Tails' bumcheeks, two tails, two holes, three cheeks.

Just woke up, no cheese thievery today because I am hashtag not dealing with how busy breakfast will be now. Terrible cinema.

Two structured piles of 30 babybels with two extra on the side

Scotiacon cheese kleptomania saga continued.
This is what 62 babybels looks like, 14 stolen for me again but two stolen off me from my breakfast partner brings us to a nice round total of 50 stolen cheese today, beating last year's con total in one day. I will be eating these for lunch.

For each of my deeds you commemorate in this manner it's getting added as a fursona middle name. Mingus three-bowl 26-babybel Khingus.

A large pile of babybel cheeses

Back at it again with the scotiacon cheese kleptomania.
Today's count is 26. More than the single day record last year but it doesn't count because 5 of them were stolen for me by @leck.bsky.social

I'm a growing boy

!!

Their reward is largely the mass following and constant affirmations from other transmisogynist harassers in their social media feed. No matter what response or lack thereof the victim has, the harassers are still getting what they want.

I feel Not So Good

The true meaning of Christmas is to devour an entire sticky toffee sponge pudding with lashings of cream and ice cream and toffee sauce approximately one hour after the heaviest plate of various savoury roasted, boiled, and steamed foodstuffs you have eaten all year. Yummy.

Soon it will be somewhat meatlike but at the moment it's in the simmering stage where it doesn't look unlike a bloated corpse in a canal

Creating substances beyond comprehension in my boyfriends' kitchen.
Also eating their cheese :3

Ough the boiler is out. No washing unless I want to die of consumption :( really living up to the stinky allegations :( fuck my stupid teenage gundam life :((

:3

They should put the horse race test horses in umamusume so we don't have to get sad when they die, rest in peace haru urara our patron saint of losers.

Every day trains haven't been nationalised yet is a day I cry myself to sleep (or in this case, to keep myself awake). Also unrelated but putting 3 first class carriages in a row at the end of a train closest to the platform lift should be illegal and you should feel bad about it lner.

Kebab on the train :]

A person wearing a pup mask, cropped binder, decorative rope harness and short jorts.

Animalz time yet again! Remember to look at how cute I am and ignore how dog that knotwork is :3

Purple anthro weasel on all fours getting covered in black goo

Who up getting consumed by the ooze?
(It's me, I am.)

I've been banned from looking at half of the discord servers I am in because some fuck ass ai thinks I look a little bit too 15 years old. I'm going to kill.

You can get dragon brand t. It doesn't turn you into a dragon unfortunately ✌️😔 it is however currently giving me the world's shittiest mustache so ✌️🤠

Got home ok! Now I'm at a divorce party! Today sure is something!

A screenshot of the Trainline app, showing three cancelled trains followed by the message "this is the latest train your ticket is valid on"

In other news I'm going to commit a murder

A person in a red dog mask with a carabinier clip sticking out of the top.

Got made into a marketable keychain :/

Absolutely livid about it >:/

Slimy joseph (fuzzy edition)

A blurry photo of a german cockroach on a grey plastic windowsill

Roach on the coach !!