teklanika

teklanika

@teklanika.bsky.social

EBFG, ECS tifo, activism, reading, gardening, endless number-crunching, analyzing all the data about all the things

1,084 Followers 500 Following 187 Posts Joined Jul 2023
3 days ago

can this be a solution?

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2 days ago
Screenshot from 1960s Japanese movie Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster. A serious-looking man in a suit is explaining his latest idea. Subtitle reads 'It may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we could ask Mothra to help.'

The latest White House thinking on the Strait of Hormuz.

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1 day ago

Can anyone explain how this is not a quid-pro-quo bribe?

Especially since US law demanded the transfer of TikTok’s US operations as the one way to avoid a ban.

Big donors to the president got the company as the govt forced the sale, and he gets $10 billion.

If not a bribe, why so bribe-shaped?

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2 days ago
it just feels so horrible
we feel powerless
we've tried fighting, 
we've tried surrendering
we've tried ignoring
we've tried building
israel doesn't let you exist
that's it, our choice is fast death 
or faster death

From a friend in Beirut this morning, who in the last few days has seen several Israel missile strikes within walking distance of their home.

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1 day ago

Think they realize that Piggy requiring "unconditional surrender" at the same time that Hegsbreath declares "No quarter for enemies" means if they surrender they will be executed? Because it does.

That will for sure motivate the Iranians to lay down their weapons. 🙄

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1 day ago
Pete Hegseth Questions 
What Girls Were Doing 
In School To Begin With

Pete Hegseth Questions What Girls Were Doing In School To Begin With https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-questions-what-girls-were-doing-in-school-to-begin-with/

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1 day ago

lmao

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2 days ago

Ok now it’s several plastics suppliers all saying 7-10% increase effective immediately

So anything you see that is mostly plastic, which is most stuff these days, is now 7-10% more expensive

I should note I did not get plastics notices in the past when oil spiked

It was always steel/metals

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2 days ago
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👏 Seattle Sounders Paul Arriola will be donating to the American Cancer Society for every goal and assist he scores this season and wearing the names of survivors on his under shirt.

Arriola revealed the shirt against the Vancouver Whitecaps after scoring in Concacaf Champions Cup.

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2 days ago

My email is an endless stream of “upgrade to get access to—“

I don’t want it. I want to downgrade. I want to get less access. I want the opposite of what you’re selling.

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2 days ago

I NEED ONE OF THOSE FRAMED CROSS STITCHED WORKS OF ART THAT JUST SAYS NOUHOU BY THE GRACE OF GOD

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2 days ago
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Palantir CEO Makes Shocking Confession on Disrupting Democratic Power They’re saying the quiet part out loud now.

"Palantir CEO Alex Karp says his AI technology will lessen the power of “highly educated, often female voters, who vote mostly Democrat” while increasing the power of working-class men."

Just saying it right out loud now.

newrepublic.com/post/207693/...

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2 days ago

Unfortunately, the Secretary of Energy doesn’t know what he’s talking about

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8 months ago

it’s getting harder and harder to tell the difference between who’s kidding and who’s stupid

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4 days ago
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The Void Would Very Much Like You to Stop Screaming Into It Hey. It’s me. The Void. We need to talk. I know I don’t usually say anything. I know this is usually a one-way street, and you’re used to that. You...

"So, I’m asking you, as someone who loves you—stop it. Stop the screaming. Be proactive about your life. Go do something about it."

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3 days ago

SLEEPER CELL

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3 days ago

Sometimes I see these headlines about Mamdani and I need to check to see if the headlines are AI because I'll be like "No that... that's too nice" and they're always real, and like... Look i know they say don't love a politician, and I am TRYING, buuuuutttttttt

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6 days ago
A picture of Marco Rubio shoes that are too large for him

I’m a grown man who works for the president of the United States who is afraid to not wear the shoes he bought me that do not fit

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1 week ago
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This is an important fact that everyone should know: Real rednecks historically were and should be antiestablishment socialists who hate cops. This guy explains it more brilliantly than I ever could

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6 days ago

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY.

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6 days ago

This is the "management can't believe how unthankful you were about the pre-layoff pizza party" memo of wars

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Chicago.

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6 days ago
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@TouchlineX
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BREAKING: Something INCREDIBLE happened
during Munster vs Hertha Berlin.
There was a possible penalty for Hertha Berlin, and they sent the referee to the screen to review it. At that moment, the local fans invaded the pitch and stole the VAR cable.
The referee couldn't see the play, so the VAR official had to decide, and they awarded the penalty, which ended up being a goal.

Found a new way to prevent video review in the 2.Bundesliga.

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6 days ago

A draft for a war that isn't a war and that was won after a few days?

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1 week ago

• Veterans who were discharged from the uniformed services due to sexual orientation or gender identity/expression.
- They do not need to live in Washington.
- They do not need to enter school within a certain amount of time after separating from the military.
- They maintain resident student status as long as they stay continuously enrolled.
- Does not apply to veterans who have a dishonorable discharge from the uniformed services.

TIL that military service members who were discharged for their sexual orientation or gender identity qualify for in-state tuition rates in Washington regardless of their residency!

wsac.wa.gov/student-resi...

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1 week ago
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Video Shows US Tomahawk Missile Strike Next to Girls’ School in Iran - bellingcat New video footage shows a US Tomahawk missile hitting an Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) facility in Minab, Iran, on Feb 28, showing for the first time that the US struck the area. The footag...

"The footage appears to contradict US President Donald Trump’s claim that it was an Iranian missile that hit the school on Feb. 28." - @bellingcat.com

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1 week ago

He can just use state power to make bad things worse, blame others, and demand that we don’t hold elections. That’s it, that’s the whole plot; and if we don’t see it that’s on us. (3/3)

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6 days ago
unitednations #
Top 10 countries that have achieved gender equality:
2. 3.
4. 5.
6.
9. 10.
There are none.
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6 days ago
Join us 3/15 @ 3PM
The Pharmacy @ Temple Billiards

Join ECS and Protect Our Pitch, our neighbors in the Chinatown International District, on Sunday 3/15 at 3pm to learn about the negative impacts that the FIFA World Cup will have on our city, and to discuss with each other what we can do about it.

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