@guttergreedking.bsky.social we gots to share one on my porch 🖤
75 hour work week complete.
Vibes are immaculate to close out a hard af week
Dating in this generation is fucking STUPID
Oh look. I’m Crunch Fitness on a Saturday.
Look at all these gym couples lifting together. Giving each other high fives between sets and matching gym fits.
🙄😒🤮
Christmas was good to me
Got 4 boxes of One Piece cards
And theyre all gonna get ripped LIVE!
Yup - Dipsy Doodle streaming again in 2025👀👀👀
Date TBD
#OPTCG
Chat - I’m starting to fit back into the jeans I wore in college 🥹👀
We are so back
Thank you bud. You got this. One day at a time.
Dont try to cold turkey. Ease yourself
It took me a full year of weening off to finally be comfortable enough to think I can shut it down completely
Today marks 3 years since I quit chewing tobacco.
Something I am immensely proud of doing after 12 years of daily use of an insanely dangerous habit.
Last Day in NYC and I’m hungover as sin
This means a Bacon Egg & Cheese on a fat Everything Bagel.
This mean you gonna tell me to play FFXIV again?
Put them in the air fryer if you own one
27/10
Realized I’m the only single one at this family party of 19 people…
AMA
Straw Hat Squirtle has now become an insane tattoo idea for me
Listen loud & clear
Watch all 6 of the Digimon Adventure: tri movies
You will not regret a thing
Credit to @wulff.bsky.social
My 5 yr old nephew is getting into Roblox. It is so over for his parents’ wallets
So wait until I’m not surrounded by toddlers & my family😂
Belated Merry Christmas bud
Going on the “gotta watch” list
No milk & cookies from me next year!!
I get too anxious if im stoney in public so i tend to only consume when im either not leaving the house or only walking somewhere local
If im going anywhere after a few rips of the Pennifer Anniston
2 sprits of cologne. Minimum
Yeah i know. Santa and I need to have a small discussion about that
Another Christmas with no Goth Mommy under the tree for me
Santa and I need to have a conversation
HOW DO WE PULL BOTH MY CHASE CARDS IN A SINGLE BOX?!?!
Went on a little adventure today.
New Beat for my Longest Ride (8.3 miles there & back)
Florida pals. Get a Bike
This is so much fun
The Monster + Penjamin morning session hits like Euphoria
G A Y
WFH is a banger because we can re-open the meal prep kitchen while we hit the penjamin and jam to Sleep Token🤌🏼
We got the Fruity Pebbles protein ice cream with the Ninja Creami
300 Calories
30g Protein.
Tastes like a bowl of fruity pebbles
11/10🤌🏼👌🏼
Post you from a different era
Are there any goth mommies on Blue Sky that I can simp over?
This app will be a 10/10 if so
Let the floodgates open.
No chains bind me
