K: The Practical Domme 🧰 (@kinkstertruth) — Bluesky Profile

20 hours ago

Chalkboard graffiti

First person: Jesus is coming back soon

Second person (lol me actually): That mofo done left the building

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1 day ago

Screenshot of a text message exchange message exchange:
Blue bubble: "Hey you interviewed me yesterday"
Yellow bubble: "I did lol"
Blue bubble: "I want to follow-up and see if I got the job"
Yellow bubble: "You're following up through Grindr..."
Blue bubble: "I'm trying to show I have initiative"

Try explaining to a boomer that this is the is an example of today's fucked job market

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1 day ago

Putting down the rough draft, he said "I'm scandalized in the best possible way."

"How can you have read so many books and still be so vanilla?"

"I prefer 'old-fashioned.'"

#BDSMRomance starts now

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4 days ago

The article verbiage abso kills! A must-read, y'all, fr.

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4 days ago

A 79-Year-Old Man May Not Have Noticed He Had Three (3) Penises From Birth The man likely never knew of the concealed penises, though he may have experienced pain surrounding sexual intercourse "due to the potential erection of the secondary and tertiary penises".

On today's episode: Congenital supernumerary penile formation...

or, as I call it, Multipecker Surprise 🎉

www.iflscience.com/a-79-year-ol...

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1 week ago

a picture of a video game character that says one month on it ALT: a picture of a video game character that says one month on it

Who’s going to Kinkfest?? Moots, DM me pllllleeeease!!

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2 weeks ago

Why save the cigarette for *after* sex when you could have it *during* sex (and ash on me and blow smoke on my face)?

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1 week ago

Legit review ↓

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3 weeks ago

😈

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3 weeks ago

While keeping a man in a cage is arguably a way to be my best self, it's certainly the way to be my most authentic self, and there's no reason best and most authentic can't be the same.

#BDSM

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3 weeks ago

Screenshot of headline from Futurism: US Government Deploys Elon Musk’s Grok as Nutrition Bot, Where It Immediately Gives Advice for Rectal Use of Vegetables

Article link: https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/us-government-grok-nutrition

Culinary sodomy is bad advice.

Know that food insertion into any orifice other than the mouth is not safe.

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3 weeks ago

I’d wear a specific perfume anytime we’d have “us time” so he associated that smell with it. Once he became obsessed with it, I’d wear it when he made me mad and not do anything and just watch him squirm.

😈🔥☀️

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1 month ago

A screenshot of a Twitter thread. The top post by Steven Glansberg (@NatelsBack2) asks, "What’s the most awkward date y’all ever been on?"
A reply from "Suck a Ditka" (@NotDojafat) reads: "He took me to his parents favorite spot. We saw his mom there feeding strawberries to another man. He was about to confront her but his dad came out the bathroom and sat with them and he grabs the mans hand. That was the night he learned his parents like to tag team other men."

Imagine realizing your parents have a wilder social life than you do.

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1 month ago

😎

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1 month ago

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1 month ago

Handler made us a gift for valentines day!!

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1 month ago

Y'all. I miss the days of the outrage machine being focused on harmless shit, like consensual oral sex between adults. 😞

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1 month ago

if elon had a normal dick he absolutely would have posted it by now

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1 month ago

If you want to raise a generation of abso disaffected f'd up adults, continue what you're doing to children and adolescents.

Our adult struggles within vanilla cishet Christian hegemony have nothing on coming of age violently terrorized domestically by an autocratic fascist state.

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1 month ago

Listen up, y'all.... ⤵️

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1 month ago

I'm delighted to report that my initial apprehension was woefully misplaced. Watch this show, frfr.

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1 month ago

The revolution will be astroturfed.

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1 month ago

"Opinion is the vast wasteland between ignorance and knowledge."

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1 month ago

🫂

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1 month ago

FYI: Netflix has a Michelle Obama documentary called "Becoming" that isn't $75mil fellation of a fascist autocrat. 🤷

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1 month ago

Okay fine, I'm biting the bullet and finally watching Yellowjackets, bc Lord of the Flies with teenage girls is what I need after a lifetime of mostly failing spectacularly to so much as fit in with others of my gender. 🙄

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1 month ago

IDL Straight humor
There’s a dog handler that streams during his workday and plenty of times he gets the question of if he’s married and instead of answering like a normal person, maybe saying no or I don’t want marriage. He says I will never make that mistake again this is how men hurt each other isn’t it? This is how the I hate my wife jokes started and never ended. People also make the I'll divorce them or don't get married jokes all the time because people like this paint it out to be hell on earth. Just know that it's not an obligation and no one is forcing you to stay.

Also the jokes about women wishing they were gay like gay people don't have dating life problems. It's not my fault that you girls tolerate so much and that men suck, but since you can't choose who you're attracted to, move along and don't think for a second that lesbians have it easy either.

And lastly straight people saying that babies...

And lastly straight people saying that babies and toddlers are boyfriend and girlfriend. I'm going to vomit! If we did it though we're grooming your kids right? There's a mom who also streams and puts her kids on camera, but she loves to say that the not even one year old she babysits and her barely one year old daughter are dating. I wish it was just online. My mom and her friend have been saying this shit about the friend's daughter and a coworker's son since they were in daycare just because the kids are close in age and they liked to play with each other and baby girl got excited to see him. Make it stop!

Evergreen: The straights are not okay y'all. 😞

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1 month ago

Watching a show that just introduced a woman (character) named Fedora 🤣

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1 month ago

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1 month ago

My 25-year love of a legitimate covert narcissist with undiagnosed bipolar overshadowed everything.

The space I held for him damaged me. It was acidic, corrosive, calcifying, & addiction-encouraging.

After he died, I ripped the wings I'd kept mended from his back, and my derelict ass felt freedom.

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