that bitter coat they put on batteries isn’t very bitter

sewing, knitting, embroidery, I really just want to destroy my hands before I retire don’t I

watching people sew and saying fold 3/8”s and it’s actually just 1/4” is hurting my brain

crying at work over the amount of support our food drive has gotten 🥹

Who would have thought throwing a Halloween party would be so much work 🥴 excuse me while I get lost in animal crossing again.

boyfriend with his head in my lap while I do his makeup like Brandon Lee in the crow is kind of a peak moment for me

The answer is Dyson ball 😭 does more than my shark pet plus so easily

I’m officially the age where i’m texting my friends about a vacuum I love

Update; I lied it hurts now

when other piercers like your work posts 🥰

why did no one tell me an anti-tragus would be painless?

fma brotherhood edits with mitski STOP MAKING ME CRY

thinking about that time i was petting a puppy and he was actually a drug dog in training and he signaled when he sniffed me lmao

lol if anyone has any grievances, gimmie a list and tequila and I’ll call anyone out apparently

if you see me on the interstate with a Velcro roller in my hair, mind your business, I have bangs ok

if that album came out 3 years ago i would have driven off a bridge lmfao

in my senora era *baking/cooking and yelling at men*

being an adult is so much fun cause my room is a mess because there’s calico critters and books everywhere and I love that this is a problem

signed up for a piercing class in buffalo and i can’t wait. im so excited to be excited about work again

“you stood home from work to finish a book?” IT WAS REALLY GOOD OK

why would I wanna live alone or with a man when my roommate and I make each other coffee and journal together while giggling in matching pajamas is this what having a sister is supposed to be like

at what age do children stop suffering at the hands of their parents emotional immaturity?? asking for a friend

Some days, I am really upset that I have to participate in capitalism, and other days I remember that my job doesn’t feel like a job but like hanging out with my best friends

dyed my slide blocks and promptly dyed my hair to match

no one will understand me like my roommate understands me I hope we grow old together lmao

what bra are we wearing to the skate park 😩

“You remind me of tank girl” I have peaked

watching Silent Hill and imagining Ozzy Osborne shouting Sharon whenever someone in the movie does

in one of my breakups, i found out he found and was lurking one of my reddit accounts, and i’ll never get over it lmfao

I just wanna be laying in a hotel bed watching a Forensic Files marathon