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🧵my non-sports friends being forced fed sports.

2/ fantasy football

A text conversation between myself and friends who are unfamiliar with sports where I compare the Missouri State football team being eligible for a bowl game to making finals of RuPaul’s Drag Race.

sigh

cateee idk if you log on anymore but I was just thinking about how I missed ur account

Living closer to my dad and spending more time together means by default I am watching sports again. Like I get it, it’s fun. But I do miss the 8 year period where a group of men didn’t influence my emotional state.

Please, I beg of you, delete this.

That holiday season desire to Star wars

UNIVERSE I SWEAR TO GOD

It’s the Netflix Flanagan-verse for me. Haunting of Hill House. Midnight Mass. Haunting of Blythe Manor. Fall of House Usher.

Then has the audacity to list something like the Jabuticaba fruit native to Brazil under “staples”

Listening to Hung Up by Madonna and loving my life choices.

BBC News headline: David Bowie's secret final project discovered locked in his study

When I die, regardless of whether or not you find anything interesting, please say that I had a study

Is it truly a passport photo if it’s not the most heinous photo you’ve ever taken.

pain pain pain joy pain

White man in a kimono

Japan flights booked. How I’m feeling.

What if we love u more

In case you’re wondering what I’ve been up to this spring/summer, I’ve spent most of my time helping turtles cross roads and rescuing frogs from the pool.

a man with gray hair and a beard is holding a glass ALT: a man with gray hair and a beard is holding a glass

Lies, deception.

God I love her

Watching a Chic-fil-a bag go through the airport security x-ray right now.

New key art of the main characters from GTA6, a male and female protagonist cuddling on the bed.

They’re so hot and in love so I just know Rockstar is killing one of them and making us choose which one.

Watching Andor. Eating a bowl of strawberries. Dog in lap, getting spare parts of strawberries. Life is good. May the 4th, nerds.

Listen to feel good inc by gorillaz

Insane marketing

Rick, you got border patrol. Joey, you’re in charge of construction for the new homesteads. Brandon, veneers for all refugees STAT.

Bright veneers take me out of apocalypse shows/movies every time.

Fell to my knees

it’s White Lotus Sunday.

It stars The Recruiter