Call me Tim

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Is it just me or does The Rock sound just like Obama?

JT, I’ll start by telling you that my son is going to vote for you. I’ve encouraged him to vote in the primary. I’ve been leaning Crockett to be honest. We live in the DFW area. Your interview with Colbert was persuasive. What would you say to convince me to vote for you over Crockett? Thank you.

I was just reminded of this bit that George Carlin did. He said something like, “Do you ever reach back into the loaf of bread to get the ‘good bread’? Let my family eat the rotten bread! I’m looking out for numero uno!” I miss that guy. I veered way off topic. Sorry about that.

Hang on. Two € cents? How many EU countries have stopped producing those? 😛 I’m playing, obviously. Let’s go with rapid turnover. The guys in the video seem to be having a good time. There’s just this weird thing in my head about the stock. It’s like a mouse on a wheel.

I don’t want to be “that guy” and this is very sweet I love it, however, the new stock should go behind the old stock. Maybe I’m OCD or on the spectrum, but that part bothers me.

I was unaware of your family’s tragedy until now. I hope you will all heal and find some measure of peace. I can’t imagine losing my son in such a senseless way.

I’d watch that exchange.

My question is why does Warner need to merge with anybody? This is reminding me of a stupid Rom-Com where a woman has to choose between two partners. Why can’t she just be free?

Something Republicans do very well is solving problems that don’t exist. They’re also good at creating problems and taking victory laps after they “fix” what they created.

This is an open question asked without judgement. What do you know to be absolutely true? No holds barred. Let it rip!

For no particular reason other than the two dogs look similar. 🐶

I was just made to watch “Eternity” and I’m convinced that it is a rip off of “Defending Your Life.” Tell me I’m wrong.

I like how the last time I got my vision checked, the doctor said I have presbyopia. That’s just Greek for “old eyes.” Thanks, doc!

Put down the baseball bat, Wendy…

Interesting idea, but I’m wondering if it would be better to ease them into baseball by covering hockey first.

Ah, Florida Man — the world’s worst superhero.

Exactly. I don’t need more stuff. I need to get rid of some stuff. Something I would appreciate is not doing chores for a week, maybe a month. 😀

I bought a couple gifts for my wife for Valentine’s Day and our anniversary a few days later. They probably will arrive a tiny bit late, but since I can’t keep gifts secret, I told her what I bought and she said, “You’re kicking my ass with gift giving! I don’t have shit for you!” I win February. 😀

Have you ever? Had a conversation? With a person? Who talks like every phrase is a question? Isn’t that annoying?

Whe you said “pet names” I thought we were talking about dogs and cats. 🤷‍♂️😛

Her cover of “I Will Always Love You” by Dolly Parton springs to mind.

Im pretty sure it applies to every video. Thats been my experience.

Check the bottom right corner of the video. There should be a symbol that looks like a speaker. If it has a diagonal line through it, it’s muted. You can toggle the shit out of that thing.

I believe that. It’s farther to drive to Houston from El Paso than it is to drive to Los Angeles from El Paso, but not by much.

You know what? You gave me an idea that I’m not prepared to implement, but someone should. There should be a 24 hour a day network devoted to the missing. Anyone who is missing should be included regardless of wealth or status.

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Tell me that Arthur C. Clark and Stanley Kubrick didn’t warn us about AI in the ‘60s. HAL killed four people. We need more Daves in this world.

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The cake can go. The others are necessities.

Harsh but true.