Crab Man

We cannot allow these men to behave like this

I actually have proof that both of them are racist

You saying you saw THE Master Chief? And he WASN'T thugging it out?

Nah bro couldn't have been him.
Couldn't have been.

It works every time without fail, too. People can't resist the primal urge to score free clout.

There are so many official news accounts that just post AI pieces over and over again on here to get dunked on. The person running the account just sits back and gets off on the attention. It's so awesome.

r/showerthoughts
-u/crabman
I was today years old when I realized diss track is short for dissertation track 🤦‍♂️

Mod: Crab Man if you post on here again I'm going to crash a car until your head.

Reply from u/redditmichael: Why didn't you just take the post down?

Mod: I'm off the clock.

It took me MUCH longer than I expected, but I'm finally ready to release my diss track to Drake. I sure hope there haven't been any notable developments in the space since I started working on this (april 2020).

Crab Man LLC is hemorrhaging money. Looking for investors, I heard that Crab Man is the most important invention of the last thousand years.

Not a total loss though, I found a guy who does good reviews on imdb www.imdb.com/user/ur10325...

when are the limu emu and doug gonna get their own tv show? i can't get enough of these guys!!

I thought there was no way that the couple sensationalized headlines I saw about this movie could be correct. But god damn, this genuinely is one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

Do not, this is almost unbearable.

Mate, the advertising is like nothing I've ever seen. It's unholy.

This is genuinely so much worse than I possibly could have imagined

War of the worlds ice cube

Now watching

Sorry, if I think of a better one you can have it.

I had a better band name idea earlier but I forgot it so you can have this one that sucks shit.

Band name idea: Hell Goer.

base ball bat

Very shallow

Probably should've posted this in October.

Everyone knows Halloween as the beloved holiday where adults dress up as children and pretend to get scared for some lighthearted fun. But this Halloween, there's nothing "lighthearted" about the decline in ad revenue for hardworking YouTube content creators.

This is a very kind thing to say thank you.

something i noticed about cambridge is it can be so analytica sometimes

It's a masterpiece

I'll be honest I'm not sure why it was called that.

Holy fucking shit you all need to watch this movie.

Oh my god it's so fucking good. It's full on freaking it non-stop.