Holy shit this is going on my tombstone.
Is this the Crab life?
Is this just Mantasy?
Caught in a toadphone
No escape from Dexterity
I made this for you
They've done it again.
Now watching
Really sorry about this one but it was really cracking me up.
Person who thinks that swipe right is just a term that means "is really beautiful": Oh my god your baby is so cute, I would swipe right on him!
They're not kidding about Spotify having the worst fucking audio quality though, it's just terrible for some reason.
Switching to a new music streaming platform is fun because it's like solving a Da Vinci Code puzzle to figure out how to make it not autoplay dogshit when I finish an album.
Quite the grocious market!
Bodacious babes in my area are ruining my life. I can't get them out of my area.
Me: Spit on that thang! Have you guys seen that video?
Heckler: You suck!
Me: Ha! You must have not seen that video!
Heckler: Get off the stage!
Me (realizing the heckler is a woman and remembering an article I read called "Say The 5 Words Every Woman Wants To Hear"): I'm gonna make you happy.
Heckler at a live poetry reading: Nice excerpt you fucking moron.
nothing swathes like vast lands
"What do you want me to do, justify everything?"
Now watching. I'm hoping to learn about empathy from this movie.
You know what? I'm gonna put them on blast. @fuckers piss off
I don't know who this is directed at but you fuckers need to stop making video essays about movies for children.
I have the worst posts on this site they would all be an improvement.
Oh so you could change everyone's picture to be the same as mine?
Harry Potter? More like Hardly Potter. Not exactly brimming with personality, that one.
You didn't like this one?
(Me after The Whale has been complaining about his job or whatever) Shut up The Whale!
They could have shown one whale.
I actually think it's really messed up that everyone called him The Whale in the movie The Whale. He had a name, probably.
giving my worst enemy away in a raffle
After if you have a choice I believe. You can do it at the same time for maximum direction following. It's mainly to prevent getting ulcers and such for medicines that could damage stomach lining.
You've completely destroyed the dark triad community with this one.
Lmao
You all get to be friends with me in my mind. When I die we all die.
