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crab man is posting about his correspondent terry birdchicken and the observer has an article written by a marsh harrier

crab man is posting about his correspondent terry birdchicken and the observer has an article written by a marsh harrier

bird journalist timeline

04.03.2026 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We now go live to our correspondent on the scene: Terry Birdchicken.

04.03.2026 07:36 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They run this town.

04.03.2026 07:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Pack

The Pack

Now watching

04.03.2026 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I call her Hiary Cinton cause she don’t hold no L’s!

04.03.2026 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fantasy football mutiny.

04.03.2026 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you mister weird

04.03.2026 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you just can’t put a value on money like that, ya know?

03.03.2026 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you type a # what's the first hashtag that pops up as suggested for you? For me it's #ImSorryForBeingWhite and it cracks me up every time.

03.03.2026 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ballistic, apeshit if for the dogs.

03.03.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have something more valuable than a close personal relationship with someone. A 10 dollar bill. #10Dollars

03.03.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

reading the comments on a movie clip youtube short turns me into adolph hitler for a few seconds

03.03.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This website is pretty much not sustainable until my number of followers and personal internet influence grows tremendously

03.03.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Playing the end part of the Burger King commercials where they say you rule! to myself over and over again and smiling

03.03.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My name is slime shady.
Please stand up.

-Drake
#RapVerseOfTheDay

03.03.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Has anyone tried pointing out the hypocrisy in these freaking political parties

03.03.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

(White person trying to think of the best thing possible) You are like if water was tall.

03.03.2026 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They also love seeing a handsome man and saying, now here’s a tall glass of water

03.03.2026 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Enchilada? Yeah, an inch is a lotta ground to cover if you become microscopic! Just a useful mnemonic if you ever become microscopic.

03.03.2026 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not very good

03.03.2026 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tubi gold

03.03.2026 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm panning for gold.

03.03.2026 07:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Hell's Belle

Hell's Belle

Now watching

03.03.2026 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been saying "bees" like the guy from Wax to myself for like a week it's so funny to me.

03.03.2026 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh cool let me take a look.

02.03.2026 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But in a nice way

02.03.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

"This water that I'm drinking on is tall as hell" shut the fuck up snow pig

02.03.2026 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually me though fr

02.03.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

White people love to drink a tall glass of water. Wtf kinda thing is that?

02.03.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Walruses need to get it together. Stop acting like that its 2026

02.03.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0