Crab Man

seems you guys were completely wrong about consumerism. just bought something that turned out to be the last thing i needed and everything in my life clicked perfectly into place. keep shopping until you find the right item! you won't know it till you've bought it!!

good comedy is FUNNY

I like the cunning jester, will be a good addition.

Mate you're acting more like the foolish oaf in my new meme template I came up with and I'm acting more like wise aristocrat. Actually let me just make a quick mockup for you, that'll be easier to follow.

I really only have one requirement went looking for a potential partner and that's that they can't be a completely foolish oaf. That's why I lead off with that on the dating profile.

It's nice to look at a foolish oaf's profile on here to remind myself it can always be worse.

Mate? You gotta stop lumbering around like a big ol' oaf. You're waking up my kid.

My parents never taught me how to make broth.

White and small. But I have room to pour the flakes into my hand and then suck them up with my mouth.

20 dollars is pimp

Flakes from a shaker

Eating peper.In the bathtub.

Paul Dano talking to the press while Tarantino grimaces in the background like some kind of hobgoblin or troll

lmao

蟹男能顶半边天

Holy shit it's evil crab man

No but I'm open to suggestions. I've mostly been planning what I'm gonna do when I achieve beautiful victory.

I'm going to begin my war with the color blue in January of 2026.

Those are rookie numbers, easy.

"I loathe the populace"

Watching Hellraiser 9, this movie is fucking atrocious.

Guy who gets d and m confused: wait holm on, the cow was chewing what now

I'm literally just trying to figure the vibe out tho?

rip quentin tarentino im sorry that i didnt finish any of your movies i found them very boring

Fiancés hate when you make The Noise every time you enter a building.

you ever meet my friend Eric? he looks like something you’d to see in a pit at the circus

Oh you play volleyball? What position, are you the labia or whatever

I would never hire someone that went to Hogwarts. I know you don't really want to work at my store, you just want to be a fuckin magician.

voting myself off survivor every day so i can go home and vape but nobody else votes for me because they hate me and don't want me to enjoy my vape and i end up winning the show

energy drinks are kind of interesting

SpongeBob characters playing basketball with text: "another chestnut on the open fire"