@crabman.bsky.social
Known for my iconic bits
18
I have finally become 18
16.10.2025 06:38 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh that's good I'm using that.
16.10.2025 03:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's what I'm talking about!
16.10.2025 03:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thats fire
16.10.2025 02:48 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Comedy sketch idea: smoking weed with Mario.
16.10.2025 02:40 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0He's gonna fuck my Ass!
16.10.2025 02:35 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0My landlord has declared "landlord prima nocta" on my apartment.
16.10.2025 02:29 — 👍 31 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0announcer: he is working that back door slider over the corner with such extreme velocity. really great stuff
me: he’s nasty, he’s a freak bitch
This is a fuckin incredible idea
16.10.2025 00:31 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You should start as Dr. Dynamite but adopt the mysterious alter ego of The White Criminal as a stage persona when you say cuss words. In your raps
16.10.2025 00:12 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Crab man is the best, got it.
16.10.2025 00:05 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0That's pretty good. Don't know if it really fits me though.
16.10.2025 00:01 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Okay poll time. I recently figured out that I'm an insanely talented rapper so I'm going to be doing that full time as a career. What do you think is a more alluring rapper name:
1. The White Criminal
2. Dr. Dynamite
Let me know in the comments, or if you have others that capture my personality.
I respect a real hater more
15.10.2025 22:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0COLLEAGUE: Ope, here comes Happy Arthur now.
ME: Wass bappin Art!
HAPPY ARTHUR: 😃😃😃😃😃😃
Learning abt all the times i said suck plus watching a YouTube video about poland
15.10.2025 22:23 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
I love my fans
15.10.2025 22:24 — 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0wtf
15.10.2025 22:17 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I don't think I've ever flipped somebody off in earnest. I can't imagine doing that to somebody, it's so funny
15.10.2025 21:58 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Robbing a psychiatrists office and flooding the black market with breakthroughs
15.10.2025 21:23 — 👍 38 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0NEW STUDY Finds Birds Don't Like Flying, Find It Gay (Derogatory). COROLLARY Finds Birds Are Also Like 2000s Bigoted.
15.10.2025 21:05 — 👍 22 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0Oh sweet, thanks!
15.10.2025 20:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every tv show is bad
14.10.2025 23:20 — 👍 42 🔁 10 💬 5 📌 1I'll take my chances with the flood, I've heard rumors about "Snakeroot's Ark"
15.10.2025 20:37 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0So unfortunately it turns out that I don't know how computers or programming or apps or seeds or plants work. So it's taking me some extra time.
15.10.2025 18:34 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I would sooner die than click on this video.
15.10.2025 10:41 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I fucking hate youtube. That isn't genius at all. How the fuck are you supposed to get in?
15.10.2025 10:41 — 👍 36 🔁 1 💬 7 📌 0I think it's really important that you all understand that this movie is not a comedy.
15.10.2025 10:14 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Pouring mouthwash into all my fresh cuts in case any of them turn out to be mouths.
15.10.2025 10:08 — 👍 24 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Oh my god you understand
15.10.2025 09:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
