The Original Afro-Asiatic Gunther

I’ve been told this is my brand

Indeed

Don’t be a contrarian

Indeed

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One thing I’m gone do is eat the whole pint

435lbs

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Indeed

Yes

I was trying to be on you fr but things just fizzled out… I hope you’re doing ok tho

I miss you

You’ve never had a Rueben sandwich?

DAVE, THE DOPEFIEND, SHOOTING DOPE AND DONT KNOW THE MEANING OF WATER NOR SOAP

I you were raised by your grandparents, just say that. You don’t have to make stuff up lmaoo

Wym again??

Have you met them? 😂😂

Did I cook?

I remember them so vividly from my childhood bc they had a distinct smell but now that I’m thinking about it I don’t remember a time in my adult life where I’ve seen one.

I lowkey think they’re extinct

You’re so hot

There’s only so many ways you can make jungle juice lol

It really scuffs my timbs when yall put the noodles in the sauce because the noodles are then overcooked and you’ve now compromised the integrity of the sauce by introducing a bunch of residual starch and sugar to it… stop doing that

Muenster clears all of em

I cook my chicken thighs right out the pack…

We really on here playing with the gifs they send to 3rd world countries when that team loses the Super Bowl

I’m really tired of this government cheese ass gif engine

Let the record show I texted the defendant last and have yet to get a reply 🤷🏽‍♂️

They’re supposed to be on the same team lmaooo