A Frequent Solivagant

Kroger recall update: Customers warned not to eat products in 22 states The recalls impact a range of household grocery items, from bread and turkey bacon to vodka seltzer variety packs.

If you shop at Kroger-associated stores, FYI: recalls.

www.newsweek.com/kroger-recal...

*millions

Another step on the road to undoing Marbury v. Madison.

The answer to life, the universe, and everything can be found in the subway.

Especially everything.

Crockett-AOC 2028.

I'm 100% here for that.

You ever just wonder - y'know, just randomly on some Wednesday evening or whatever - if a retired pro wrestler could go chokeslam themselves?

Just saying.

I actually have to give him credit for that.

"Superman" star Dean Cain says he joined ICE: What to know The former "Ripley's Believe It or Not!" host praised President Donald Trump on social media.

I would like to take this opportunity to encourage Dean to #garglemyballs.

www.newsweek.com/superman-dea...

Hunter discovers buffalo at Fuck Around Street, gets one-way ticket to Find Out Boulevard.

Fuck no. Motherfucker came down from the roof in the usual manner.

'Taste it for yourself': Breast milk-flavored ice cream available nationwide Pints of Frida and OddFellows' Breast Milk Ice Cream will be available, while supplies last, on the Frida website for $12.99 per pint.

I'm sorry, what?!

www.usatoday.com/story/money/...

I'm in NYS.

If I see one of those Texas Democrats in my area, at the very least, I'm buying them a drink.

I'm not kidding.

Resharing because what she's saying is spot on.

I'm trying to not be a conspiracy theorist about this shit, but is anyone else wondering if this seems just a bit too similar to a specific conference that happened in 1942?

I mean, they're making a prisoner more comfortable...just saying.

Casualties reported at Fort Stewart after active shooter incident: Updates Fort Stewart, in southeast Georgia, is the largest Army installation east of the Mississippi, home to the 3rd Infantry Division.

Happening now.

www.newsweek.com/fort-stewart...

What up yo?

Absolutely nucking futs.

Pretty much.

Fuck no.

Might I just quickly point out "rarely" is not synonymous with "never"?

MAGAts can find this place at the corner of Fuck Around Street and Find Out Boulevard.

I'mma need you to rethink that font, dawg...

Your "nonsense" is better than a lot of other shit I see on the internet.

People are sweating like a motherfucker.

Like, leaving aside these being the absolute biggest pieces of shit ever, those clothes are just...bad

I'm saying tho. Can we get spoilers for pictures like this?

Seriously - my virgin eyes...

I'm reminded of a line from George Carlin:

"If God exists, he has to be a male. No woman could or would ever fuck shit up like this!"