My friends, it's not just happening in a galaxy far, far away.
12.06.2025 23:25 β π 8609 π 2645 π¬ 274 π 155@kagisogill.bsky.social
I'm just a buoy*
My friends, it's not just happening in a galaxy far, far away.
12.06.2025 23:25 β π 8609 π 2645 π¬ 274 π 155You betas just donβt understand that real men fight by whining about each other on their own dedicated social media sites they own specifically to insulate themselves from public mockery
06.06.2025 02:50 β π 489 π 81 π¬ 13 π 2American influencer Candace Owens, "I'm not a flat earther, not a round earther.. I have left the cult of science.. Science is a pagan faith"
How do you even respond to this
An orange head cleaner cassette tape Worst band ever...
This band sucks!
Bwahahaha!
Boerβs Pride Ketamine: Worke against valid criticism, fast!
Call the moon a pedophole. Starlink.
Todayβs edition of Why Havenβt You Subscribed to the Print Edition of @theonion.com yet: every single ad in the latest issue is a lil shower of pee on Mr Roll Of Nickels. Two faves:
30.04.2025 14:00 β π 2231 π 230 π¬ 26 π 13It really takes a lot for me to say this, but the Graham tweet is genuinely a pretty offensive thing to say.
29.04.2025 22:54 β π 26933 π 4222 π¬ 4286 π 630Thisβ¦ π―β¦ This is straight out of the Nazi eugenics extermination playbookβ¦ FFS america. You really are a shambles:
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02.04.2025 19:23 β π 25 π 8 π¬ 1 π 1Turns out Le Pen is not mightier than the fraud.
31.03.2025 19:14 β π 16137 π 2443 π¬ 413 π 164Who did this??? And don't lie either!!
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This is video MEME Gold!!!
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22.03.2025 12:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This taught me that sometimes a flaw in a technology is going to persist until that technology dies altogether so you might be able to just wait it out
20.03.2025 15:55 β π 328 π 27 π¬ 12 π 4Roses are red
Violets are blue
republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory
democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus
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06.03.2025 11:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sure, everyone loves Conanβs Kendrick/Drake joke, but I hope he realizes that heβll never be asked to host a Degrassi reunion now
03.03.2025 19:07 β π 5472 π 199 π¬ 80 π 16So weβve established vaccines are beneficial, now weβre just haggling about how often.
03.03.2025 14:40 β π 6197 π 941 π¬ 524 π 89everyone seeing how when you takeaway the DEI the planes start falling out of the sky
26.02.2025 17:27 β π 79987 π 11463 π¬ 570 π 455The Revolution will be AI-icized
24.02.2025 17:19 β π 84554 π 14918 π¬ 3277 π 1232the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
15.02.2025 18:39 β π 98174 π 21410 π¬ 5394 π 2380Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
15.02.2025 13:43 β π 50701 π 16489 π¬ 518 π 1157It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kidsβ Choice Awards
10.02.2025 05:54 β π 26957 π 2031 π¬ 404 π 101Hey NYTimes β *now* youβre lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of βSauron: Avatar Of Evilβ¦ Or Extreme Uniter?β thumbsucker reporting youβre screaming what weβve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.
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