Lil Miss WAPpenheimer

a man with his hands folded and the words oh my god yes behind him Alt: a man with his hands folded and the words oh my god yes behind him

Ohh, my god Margeaux told Marcella that we have to drink water because we are produce....
( Forever ago I explained that our bodies are just like plants, and we need to be drinking water)
I'm raising girls who hydrate BREAKING GENERATIONAL CURSES

So it just hit me that we were watching a nature show about evolution about a month ago and this fish that has an eye that will eventually rotate to the other side of its body was featured and that's why she asked me this!!

a woman leaning against a brick wall with ma written on the bottom right Alt: a woman leaning against a brick wall with ma written on the bottom right

***girls(7&4) cleaning rooms so they can go to the park this afternoon***
"HEY YOU'RE DOING GREAT JOB AND NOW EVERYTHING IS CLEAN AND WONDERFUL EXCEPT THE REST OF THE WORLD!!!"-Margeaux(7)
"WELL THAT'S OKAY!!! SHE SAID JUST CLEAN OUR ROOMS!!!"-Marcella (4)
Me:

Is this a cannibal restaurant! She hit you with the okey doke

😂😂😂😂

a woman with blonde hair says help me please in a disney + advertisement Alt: a woman with blonde hair says help me please in a disney + advertisement

Not the waitress just said
"aht aht aht no phones allowed put it in your pocket or put it in your backpack"
I'll be here forever

alf says let 's face it i m trapped here Alt: alf says let 's face it i m trapped here

Now I can't even leave the establishment.Because the waitress has informed me that the floor is lava.Now, what am I supposed to do

NGL, this shit fucks your brain up.

I try to be as kind as possible to a partner cause nobody was kind to me coming up. It made me very unkind to strangers. Like criminally unkind and I'm trying to atone for that sometimes

a baby is drinking from a red cup that says coca cola on it ALT: a baby is drinking from a red cup that says coca cola on it

The manager:

She's a terrible waitress she turned the drawing of 2 fish heads into a heart with legs.
I'm never coming to this establishment again.

a woman says " you know you can t do that " Alt: a woman says " you know you can t do that "

I gotta stop giving her so much trouble- this has been a rough week for her. She got in "trouble" for cat calling other students in Pre-K.
(Hollering "HEEEEEEEEY HANDSOME!!!!" @ another 4 year old )
Gently tried to explain why that's inappropriate but all I could come up with at the time was

a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face and saying huh . Alt: a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face and saying huh .

OK I'LL DRAW TWO FISH HEADS.DO YOU WANT THAT WITH THE FACE ON THE TUMMY!????
Me:

a picture of a minion with the words whaaat written on it Alt: a picture of a minion with the words whaaat written on it

Now she's saying they don't have bacon.
I said, give me two fish heads and a cup of orange juice.
Marcella:

a woman with red hair is standing in front of empty shelves and says " i need to speak to your manager " Alt: a woman with red hair is standing in front of empty shelves and says " i need to speak to your manager "

Marcella(4) just walked up to me asking for my breakfast order so she could write it down.
I said, strawberry shortcake pancakes,a black coffee & 2crispy pieces of bacon.
she let me know that she can't read or write, but she will draw it.
WHAT KIND OF ESTABLISMENT IS THIS!?!?!

aziz, crawling his way back from cancellation after 7 years, just before releasing a new movie with all his famous friends in it:

"hmm maybe i should perform for some murderers first"

The one person guaranteed to tell you exactly how it is.

It mentions celebrating smelling like onions and goats. It is absolutely white business

Is this white business before I inquire further ?

And a detox because all those smells shouldn’t be coming out of your pores like that

An eagle stuck in the front bumper of a car

“Don’t just stand there! Help me!”

This video/sound makes me cackle.

Also, most miscarriages are associated to fragmented sperm regardless of age, so again, men are the issue and decided to make it everyone's problem 😒

Eagles some huff.

www.instagram.com/reel/DPceDWZ...

Yaaaaaas

Bruh that Amazon, "Add to Cart" right in the commercial on Prime Video is nasty work.
Genius, but nasty work.

My Congress person just called me (a constituent) to join a live call with reps from Covered California Health, to explain why our insurance is about to go up and why. They’re taking questions. This is very good. Lots of information.