David John-Bores

My eyes and ears are peeled! (The second one especially hurts!)

May I have a link to join the Discord? Whether or not I land the role, this project looks great!

YouTube video by David John-Bores GodsTV - V1kTU$ Audition - David John-Bores

Well @melbotstudios.bsky.social, I had an absolute blast with V1kTU$ and would be stoked to be a part of this stunning looking game! I'll happily provide a raw version of his audio upon request, thanks a million for the opportunity! #GodsTVCasting

Hi! I work at several prestigious Universities and just now realised that the door access button I’ve been giving myself static shocks with for the past year is a motion sensor that does not, for any reason, need to be touched.

One bloody day not living in an episode of Black Mirror would be an absolute delight. Can the world stop getting stupider while thinking it's getting smarter, please??

Because of a select few puritanical idiots, I'm now required to scan my face or ID into Discord in order to access any 18+ projects, but because we live in a world run by disphit techbros and barely functioning algorhythms branding themselves as "AI", I might be misidentified as a child and banned.

Looking for a singer voice actor for the ghost girl Liandra, the main NPC character of an expansion of Dawnsbury Days. Compensation $100+$4/line, total $308, deadline Aug 1. www.castingcall.club/projects/daw... #VA #indiegame #voiceactor #voiceover #auditions #castingcall (1/3)

I don’t post about my local quiz nearly as much as I should, but wow, 72 players and cute dogs everywhere! Amazing day!!

Do we still need stories about an aspirational immigrant who's so devoted to his adopted country that he regularly puts himself in danger to help even those who fear and distrust him, and who's primary antagonist is an egotistical tech billionaire?

Yes, fucking obviously. You numpties.

Lavagirl paired up with Ralsei, and Sharkboy with Susie.

I can go further with this. Main protag's allies are a tough bruiser with a heart of gold, and an absolute sweetheart whose selflessness occasionally borders on unsettling.

Linus from SB&LG, next to Berdly from Deltarune. Indistinguishable.

Noelle's Dark World form next to Marissa's Dream World form. Uncanny.

This one speaks for itself. Mr. Electric and Mr. [Ch.3 Spoilers]

I hate to remind you all, but Sharkboy and Lavagirl is the closest thing we have to a #Deltarune movie.

I’m chafing like a bastard, if anyone over the next few days gives me flak for manspreading, I will boot them into the sun.

We are walking because Dan’s Nana says we have to!

I imagine that would be your superhero alter-ego…

Me, kitted up for a 10 mile charity walk!

On my way to this year’s Midnight Moo! Feel free to donate here: donate.willen-hospice.org.uk/pf/david-joh...

Me vibrating with joy upon realising that my car’s licence plate has comic sans on it.

(No, I’m not providing you with picture evidence.)

Me holding my copy of Murderous Muses for the PS5!

Me, more sternly, holding my copy of Murderous Muses for the PS5!

Big thanks to @davekki.bsky.social and @limitedrungames.com for this, absolutely stoked to have a physical copy of Murderous Muses! 💖

So it turns out I’m a small enough channel that Fair Use doesn’t apply for me and I can’t keep my Mario World #VidAMs from being monetised by WildBrain: so y’all will have to deal with ads for that one!

An emotional multi-media roller coaster

Art by ToonPirate of me crying inconsolably with the caption “I LOVE DELTRARUNE IT’S SO FUNNY”

My review of Deltarune so far by @toonpirate.bsky.social!

Had a long day today and will do again tomorrow, more Deltarune streaming will happen this Saturday!

Guess who doubled down, shooting themselves in the foot despite taking the very picture that proves that their would-be victim is in the right?

Throat is a little scratchy from allergies and my inevitable blind Deltarune stream is close, so tonight I’ll focus on chores, self-care and getting another Darkest Dungeon VOD finished!

I can’t be the only one with a Pavlovian response where anytime I see Lightning McQueen, I feel like I need to reset my internet router.

My bsky feed today:

- Cute Art
- Some politics thing
- Cute Rabbit Picture
- DJB yelling "FIGHT ME BRO" at a company that describes itself as providing "Bespoke Parking Management Services"

"With all the love and respect that is warranted in this scenario, I would like to inform you that the world would be a better place if you all died in a fire you thieving cunts. If Mark doesn't press charges against you for attempting to defraud his customers, then I certainly will for being the victim of said attempt, unless you are willing to send me adequate compensation. I think a sum of £100 would suffice, or just £60 if you can scrounge it together within 14 days of this appeal. Bit of a bargain when compared to your usual legal fees I imagine: [Bank Details]"

Liars, cheaters, thieves and bullies only know one language. Park Direct UK started this, I'm ending it.

Cheap Trick from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

Doctor Who (Ncuti Gatwa) Season 2, Episode 3 be like:

YouTube video by Burger Bell I'm Not A Robot, I'M BRITISH

Heeeeey, it finally happened, new false accusation to add to my list, and by a professional client no less!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnBZ...

Going back to listen to it, I think Octopath Traveller may have one of the best soundtracks in any game.

The theme songs of "Max & Ruby" and "Max & Paddy" have somehow conflated in my head as being the same thing, and listening to both, wow my brain is stupid.

My car has had so many incremental repairs I call it “The Whip of Theseus.” On that note, I just got caned to the tune of £500.