Aaron Sturgill

Session one of Grant Howitt's Eat the Reich, a game about vampire agents on a mission to take out the Führer himself

And it's snowing

Google Calendar has removed key cultural events from their site including:

• Pride Month
• Black History Month
• Holocaust Remembrance Day
• Jewish Heritage
• Hispanic Heritage
• Indigenous People Month

Today MS Word can't decide whether images will track as I move them across the page, or if they'll just pop into place when I release the mouse button. It's a fun new game I get to play at work!

When it comes to store-bought stuffing, it's box over bag all day long.

Wendy's: We'd love to feature a Cinnabon product at our restaurants!

Cinnabon: Great! We can supply our rolls and minibons.

Wendy's: hold up. The product must be quite dry and somehow entirely tasteless while being sickeningly sweet.

Cinnabon: ... As you wish.

Gotta get on chat with Cain.

"So, where'd you find that wife, anyway?"