M. D. Gumby

Ooooo.... magic bean seeds?!? Sold!

14 chickens plus 3 loaves of artisinal sourdough

So my tote bag must be worth at least $217 mil!

It's now pretty evident that Trump and PeeWee Miller are hoping that someone actually uses their 2nd Amendment rights against ICE so they can go full martial law.

I'm at BDubs at Lane and High and got sucked into the game lol

I'm watching sportsball tonight, non ironically.
I don't even know who i am anymore.

Yes. The other 1% is when I'm sleeping

The problem i keep coming into... forgetting that people who don't know me don't know I'm 99% bullshit. Lol

Great. Now I'm craving...

Does TayTay have Jack Antonoff chained up in her basement?

You're not MAGA, are you?

I could be a cum dumpster for good cookies

I've seen - and been in - some amazing productions. But I've also been in a couple that *I* wanted to leave at intermission it was so bad lol.

As a community theatre practitioner myself, i can safely say that could be very very good. Or very very bad lol.

I'd love to know all the gay stuff Mike Johnson has done in his life

That wasn't a hat she threw at the end of the theme song, it was a grenade.

Please?

Dude that's the only reason i hate wearing shorts in warm weather

Or even a democratic socialist

Checking my mail for my invitation

So adorbs

No doubt

It's been said before...
But bears repeating.
Trump breaks everything he touches.

My mom took acetaminophen and that's why i can tell you about all of the world's 19th century leaders

I heard your heat pump is gonna get autism now

You must be a lot more quiet than i am

How did it go for you? It wrecked me. I slept literally all day Saturday and Sunday wasn't much better

Crazy that the company who yanked Kimmel because the pretend-president got his wittle feewings hurt is the same company who's been airing The Handmaid's Tale.