PB&TAT

I once watched someone walk into a vegan biscuit store holding a vinyl record. Sometimes life doesn't feel real. #existentialism

Rare case of artwork that’s cool enough to do this song justice. (Only been done once before.)

Still bumping this EP on the daily.

They paired up against the easiest target of all time but are somehow still too unlikable and out of touch to compete.

This sandwich just sent me the link to its SoundCloud.

Real shit.

Not to brag, but I showed my physical therapist our music and he said “it’s not my regular style but the chorus is catchy.” #SuccessStory #FromRagsToRiches #BeforeTheyWereFamous #LocalBands

This feels vaguely Harlem Shake.

Those are the real patriots standing in their way. 💪

The stickers are rad too!

This is so rad!

This guy hates us and doesn’t want you to listen to our new album. Please listen to it anyways. Link in bio. #Zucked #Censorship #ReallyGoodAlbum

The vet clinic in De Soto, KS looks like it was built out of Lincoln Logs. I didn’t take a picture so you’ll have to take my word for it. Remember to like and share. #LincolnLogs #DeSoto #Kansas #FunnyPost #LOL

Imagine Dragons? If the 5th one ain’t lucky, I’m not going to imagine jack shit. #LuckyDragonArmy

When they said “AI is going to kill us” I didn’t realize they meant like this.

No fucking way. 😭

I would hang this up in a kitchen.

I believe in you.

My heart's left ventricle is a fortress. #WorkingHard

Boy, howdy! The evangelical crowd sure is in panic mode right now. I don’t personally believe in the #rapture, but if I did, I sure wouldn’t risk making the Lord angry by disobeying his teachings. But hey, that’s just me.

So cool!

real

hell yeah, get ‘em

Thinking about the time my coworker asked to put on an album at work and then cried all day because the album reminded him of his ex but he wouldn't let us take the CD out. #sad #thebluealbum #weezer

People don't respect my art because I'm sensitive and kind. #Sensitive #Kind

One of the greatest of our time.

more patriotic than the entire sum of MAGA

She’s normally kinda shy. Who wants to hear it live? #InTheStudio #DIYpunk #Cover #WisdomToothExtraction

I love you too Nathan Boehm.

the sky is always bluer on the other side ;D #funny #joke #comedy #talentedandhot