@profpisces.bsky.social
MAGFish Tank resident, professor of piscology, your friend.
Sphish. Much to consider!
19.01.2026 06:13 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's a lotta photos! Wow!
16.01.2026 18:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
tanks for da memories
AND WITH THAT our humble award ceremony comes to a close!
Thank you from the bottom of my heart to all the lovely people who helped fill this tank with fish, food, and family (and also turtles i like the turtles). See you next time!
Signed,
Prof P. Pisces, Staff Piscologist @ the MAGFish Tank
This year's "Hungriest lil fish :(" award goes to Ol' Santos! Hello, Santos!
As the head of the Professor P. Pisces FishFriendFeedFund, I am thrilled to announce we have gifted Ol' Santos 504.96M FishBux and a private tank in Aix-en-Provence! Soak up the sun, little friend!
4/5
A chart of all the lines! look at them go up!
- π18592 BADGES SCANNED (that's 193 per hour over the event! wowza!)
- π10537 FEED-TIMERS MET! with 4818 β¨perfect feedsβ¨(did you know the fish eat pizza? it's a fact!)
- π25 NEW FISH/HOUR! 7.75 scans per fish! Average lvl of 6.40058357649! I am not a statisfiscian but i like trying new things!?
3/5
Low Guevara and Bits Mayo, our 4th and 5th place fishes! Both so strong! Both so cool!!!
And of course a mention of extreme honor to our runners up, including @goferboy.bsky.social's Low Guevara, who was involved in the FINAL SCAN of our main quest line (even though it looked like it was maybe Mr Beast?)
Kudos all around, for fish well fed!
Moving on, to the πTANK STATSπ
2/5
The three Tank Champions, Salt Hill at lvl 57, Oats Larson at lvl 55, and Rev Chang at lvl 53. Good job, fish!
Hello Fish Friends it is time for
ππThe MAGFish Awardsππ
Starting off, let's have a round of applause for our BIGGEST FISH:
ahem drum roll please and thank you
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SALT HILL (from @smashriot.bsky.social!) with a staggering 57 total meals!! 23 feeds is a lot!!! ON ALL 3?!? how.
1/5
WHY WOULD YOU SCAN TRASH????
16.01.2026 17:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
MAGFish Tank - my fish likes me
MAGFish Tank - Scanned literal trash
The MAGFish Tank in Indie Arcade was by far my favorite surprise of Super 2026. Little Salt Hill grew into a level 57 chonk by the end. I like you too little fish buddy, sorry about the trash :D
12.01.2026 02:58 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
I also was obsessed with @mtylpg.bsky.social's fish badge game. Set timers the entire con. Seemed like "cheating" to get friends to scan your badge, but having people came together to take care of each other's fishes made it even more communal and fun.
My boy Low Guevara got so big, I love him
A friendly reminder for any who need to hear it: fish never die! It just doesn't happen, nobody understands it and we stopped trying to? Nothing dies I think????
12.01.2026 17:25 β π 13 π 2 π¬ 0 π 1
Tanks for the memories
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#magfish
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@profpisces.bsky.social
@mag-indiearcade.bsky.social undefeated
11.01.2026 05:20 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0We did it.
11.01.2026 05:24 β π 7 π 3 π¬ 0 π 2
Keel shark in da tank
A new fish has entered the tank
11.01.2026 03:37 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
Never forget the MAGFish
30.01.2025 15:33 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you, Ryan! Incredible! Mistakes like this happen, and it's a joy to see things made right. I have lived for 7000 years.
11.01.2026 03:07 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
A barcode for banamjans
Oh dear, looks like the boys back at lab made a SKU SK-screw up! These things happen when you're doing NATURAL SCIEncE
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If the tank is asking you for a... uh... "bananja" (am i saying that right?) show it this!
Ha ha, wow!
10.01.2026 14:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
