小透明

Invalid Handle? 怎么做到的？

錯別字一大堆：赫爾鬆（有赫爾緊嗎？），髮威（頭髮的威力？），限製（有限的製造？）

这个帖子我发到Threads里成了大爆款
www.threads.com/@um4plc7orwg...

Jesus can never save Charlie Kirk — the holes in His hands are too big to plug the fountain mode coming out of Kirk’s neck.
#CharlieKirk #meme #memes #politicalsatire

Only he could save Charlie Kirk at that time, but he never showed up.
#CharlieKirk #meme #memes #politicalsatire

@liusizhang2024.bsky.social 快來看美版蘇聯笑話

and says: "If you change the channel again, you’ll be doing ten years in prison!" (3/3)
#CharlieKirk #meme #memes #politicalsatire

The fourth channel is covering the White House memorial service held in his honor. When he switches to the next channel, the screen suddenly flickers— An FBI agent appears, points straight at him (2/3)
#CharlieKirk #meme #memes #politicalsatire

A man is watching TV at home. The first channel is reporting that Charlie Kirk has been assassinated. The second channel is recounting stories from his life. The third channel is airing interviews with his family, a roommate and classmates. (1/3)
#CharlieKirk #meme #memes #politicalsatire

对一个道德败坏的人（网上有很多的来源可以证明这是真的）大开玩笑，我认为没有不妥

玩梗而已

我能防個毛啊防，捂著脖子喊「停停停」！我說「小伙子你不講美德啊」！他轉身就跑，迅速撤離現場，看來是有備而來！！這個小伙子，不講美德，來騙！來偷襲！我30多歲的老MAGA，這好嗎？！這不好！我勸這位小伙子耗子尾汁！好好反思！以後不要再犯這樣的小聰明。美國人要以和為貴，要講美德，不要搞窩裡鬥！謝謝朋友們！（2/2)
#chinesememe #chinesememes #CharlieKirk #TylerRobinson #darkhumor

朋友們好啊！我是美國轉折點掌門人查理·柯克，剛才有個朋友問我「柯克老師你發生什麼事了？！」我說「怎麼回事？」給我發了一個張截圖，我一看！噢，原來是昨天在辯論現場有個觀眾，不知道多少歲，他問柯克老師「您能不能跟我講一下槍枝暴力這個問題，幫助治療一下我的政治訴求？」我說「可以」，我說「人人持槍它才不亂」！他不服氣，我正要大辯特辯！遠處有個20來歲的小伙子「啪」就站起來了，很快啊！190米就是一槍射來！我防？ （1/2)
#chinesememe #chinesememes #CharlieKirk #TylerRobinson #darkhumor

It is my opinion that the Trump administration and the Chinese government made a backroom deal that traded away national interests for personal gain.

美版文革

扒下約翰遜的褲子，絕對沒有雞雞

投其所好阿谀奉承溜鬚拍馬被這群人玩的爐火純青

Cultural Revolution - Wikipedia

Do all of you know about China's Cultural Revolution? Something similar is happening in US today.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultura...

沒睡醒，在夢遊呢

wtf?!

The drummer said: "Oh, goddammit! I will not tolerate you making fun of me! I swear I will smash your skulls with my drumsticks, I swear it by God!"
#memes #meme #CharlieKirk #TylerRobinson #darkhumor

“俄罗斯计划在中国发行人民币熊猫债及主权债券。俄天然气、原子能公司、欧亚银行已获中国评级机构AAA信用评级，意味着俄企发行熊猫债已无障碍。与此同时，俄罗斯财政部还在与我们商谈发行人民币主权债券。俄此举源于其国内资金短缺、融资成本高企及西方制裁压力，但投资者需警惕信息不透明、二次制裁及地缘政治风险。”

我家的貓一見到我就對我喵來喵去跟我要食物吃，然而家裡沒有牠能吃的食物，這讓我很有負罪感。

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这样看别人不就是“大眼瞪小眼”？

“如果一只蜗牛在2022年2月24日从顿河畔罗斯托夫开始向西移动，到今天它已经穿过整个乌克兰和半个波兰。”

自从川皇登基，美国民主越来越倒退

鲁豫：真的吗？我不信。

用2012年上映的迪士尼动画电影的片名来形容他最合适：《无敌破坏王》

俄军也要来北京？普京可说过“俄罗斯士兵所到之处，就是我们的领土”