Will Johnson

A song:

I hate everything you say
I hate everything you do
But most of all
I hate being you

Pitch:

White Lotus 4 poor-1st ep introduces characters on the shuttle from the airport, and then there will be a small timeshare presentation in real-time that you can’t skip past for a few eps, but after that- it’s time for the last two episodes, which are… kinda fun, I guess.

lots of rain

Two words-
Terminal
Diarrhea

Late Rx autism thoughts- I wasted most of life saying real things 2 fake ppl, honest As 2 polite Qs, explanations 2 ppl who only hear excuses, &… rly… 2 many words for 2 long 2 feel this misunderstood.
Late Rx life is exit interview u give self 4 job u didn’t kno u had (but still Fd up)

Same.
I’m a little concerned by how many of my trusty “reasons to stay” r now void & how many fragile horizons i strive towards went missing lately. More of *this* is a negative reward, & my autistic 🧠 can’t wrap itself around struggling to win more struggling indefinitely.
It freezes me daily.

i’m 6’5” & guys add few in 2 their height around me. They claim 6’2” & b 👁️ lvl with my nips. Short guys get REAL weird abt height. But-being tall ain’t so great. Accomadations rarely made 4 tall ppl. backs eventually murder us aft yrs of counters just out of reach, eco flights, & bad shoe options.

Been feeling like junk,
like life’s a bunch of bunk,
cuz I’m trapped under the funk.

Fighting off the funk has me
too funkified to funktion
so I need a funk reduction
at this present funky junction.

….baby

The simple pleasures of a “magic” wash rag being born.

The bright circle must pass over us many times, and we must follow it each day to where it touches the ground.

Twisters-
Is it as good as the first one?
well…

Was the first one ever really all that great in the first place?
nah… not particularly.

Is Twisters worth watching?
maybe.

Did I enjoy it?
kinda…. i guess… sure.

-Thank u 4 reading my in depth analysis of the semi-new film, Twisters-

#RetroSPECTRUM - In 2nd grade we had to do a short writing about “My Best Friend”. I picked “My Brain” cuz it was such a helpful thing and I spent all day talking to it. Kids laffed. They all picked other people. Side note: My Brain hasn’t been my bestie for years. We had a falling out in my 20s.

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1 of my riders gave me whole rundown on this series during long time in traffic a few months ago. Seems it knows what it is & embraces it.

That rider had to tell me whole series beat4beat so I could give informed opinion whether she needed to get next one when it came out or if she should wait.

Made in America…

LSD + Looney Tunes DVDs + A-B loop button sat on unknowingly = a very long & baffling day w/ good friends, groovy vibes, & a strong confidence in the knowledge that Speedy Gonzalez is a friend of EVERYBODY’s sister. Prob heard that line 300 times in loop before we broke the trance & fig’d it out

Hey remember when George Lucas was like “hurr durr Trade Wars” and we were like that’s so silly and he was like no wait that’s how Emperor Palpatine comes to power and we were like you are obviously dumb Jorge.

Things that brought me joy this week: Dad and Lad night at home with the Guff, Jedi: Survivor, Marvel’s Ewoks comic, picking Gibran’s “The Prophet” back up to finish my incremental reading of it, doing five pushups a day- for two whole days (for first time in 25 yrs.), Mythic Quest, Haribo

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Poster for The Wild Robot, an animated film from 2024.

Just me and the littlest boy tonight. We’re finally watching this super adorable little treat…

Is time to return to old analog hobbies that have spent far too long hidden away…

21 yrs ago… going thru a super hurtful divorce, working 80 hrs/wk in new state @ new job, away from every friend I’d ever known. Found this album & bought it, needing “new” music that wasn’t connected to her… this take of “Don’t Think Twice” made me a Dylan fan. Right time 4 it, I s’pose…

Finally… I can play Jedi Survivor on my old man Xbox One. And thru Gamepass as well? Why don’t that butter this turd biscuit of a reality a bit. I know what I’ll be doing during my “Distraction IS Defiance” time for a while.

Xiào kǒu cháng kāi!
Happy Lunar New Year!

YouTube video by Jesse Welles Books

Books- The modern marvel allowing disconnected escape in these trying modern times.

Brett Goldstein (Ted Lasso, Shrinking) as a socially awkward postman turned superhero- Superbob (2015). Currently streaming on Prime.

Untitled (Remastered) by @bingolollipop | Suno A song. Listen and make your own with Suno.

Suno is an app that makes songs. My favorite thing to do lately is hum tunes in my head into it and turn what would just be a lost tune into actual music. Here’s one I made a couple weeks ago… suno.com/song/b8aa290...

Sweetest Thing St Fiachra’s Junior School Choir · Even Better Than the Real Thing Vol 3 · Song · 2005

Here… Listen to Irish children singing U2. It’s healing. Somehow.

This is the vibe I aim for…

It’s all daydreams currently. We’re down to one car until some repair money can be gathered, so most of my daydreams lately have involved having access to a vehicle that no one else needs for anything, then just taking my work on the road, vagabonding around…

That’s the question… I think I’m picturing an open ended road trip where the destination presents itself when we find it. Some bohemian enclave to lay low in for a while. So many of the backroads places I love have been taken over by the MAGA set, LA is on fire, and it’s still too cold for Vermont…