I’m hearing that Trump misunderstood Kennedy, who believes Tylenol "makes you Amish."
Can confirm. I took one for a headache and now I can't stop churning butter and humming this song…
youtu.be/lOfZLb33uCg
@alyankovic.bsky.social
I'm hoping it was thrill-seeking grandmas, but suspect I'll soon be crashing into disappointment.
I like Susan Monarez, and believe she will do the CDC proud with her amazing responses. However, the way things have been going, I suspect the Republican "leadership" is simply going to ignore what she has to say, and this will accomplish nothing. Still waiting on my free colloidal silver from govt.
WORDS > SWORD
Factual statement from a non-politician about fantasy = political. Repeated public lies from a politician about reality = not political. Got it. 🙄 #Superman
I don’t believe AI will ever attempt to take us over. I can’t even get it to assist me in expressing eloquent vitriol towards my perceived enemies. The worst part is the AI lecture you get for trying.
Just had another content idea: a Lifetime original movie called "The Tom Selleck Story" but the entire premise is that he's had that glorious mustache since the day he was born. Think a dramatic hospital scene w/ a tiny baby sporting a full mustache. Need this to exist, now more than ever.🙏 #Selleck
I created a name for the accumulations of dust bunnies/dog hair around mine & other dog parent's homes. Tried many variations, but chose "Dust Puppies." Also sounds like a cartoon set in an old west town, populated by talking dogs, in trad old western roles. I'll think about cats next. #DustPuppies
