Lewd bunny

Soft cock

Get on your knees, pet

Anyone at the party who can be my stand in?

Ugh! Ordered a washing machine last Tuesday for delivery last Friday. Kept fucking me around until they finally today went "yeah, we can't do that, sorry, gonna refund you"

So now I've had to order from elsewhere and it's probably going to be another week before I get an installation.

Begging, pleading, screaming.

Yeah, pretty much all oral is overstim for pigs.

Love you boops, thank you for the weird pain cums <3

👄: @porkchop.farm
Ft also, the loves <3

Yes! Perfect! And then it ends with them all getting married and the couple are fucking in the honeymoon suite and the camera pans to a tiny replica of the same bed with the rats fucking each other on that one.

So...shall we wife swap?

*Cuts to credits*

My film pitch is a Ratatouille but for fucking. Man who is bad at sex gets controlled by a rat who is amazing at fucking, but obviously he needs to keep a hat on for all sexual encounters.

Oh no! She wants to have sex in the shower! What is he going to do?!?

Cock first for sure. Need to ensure that your studding credentials are good. But all three need my attention.

You absolutely should be spending yourself squirming and needy and rubbing yourself senseless 💜

Always knew you were a monster fucker

Ooh, nice. I'll have to arrange with them to come and make you into a good boy for me then :3

Hi Folks,

We're struggling again as I am £400 down on wages due to being sick and in hospital. Could someone kindly buy us groceries? iceland.cashstar.com/store/recipi...

kitty.has.ears@gmail.com

thank yu

Hot as fuck, and as a promotional video now I need to ask when I get a chance to use a sexy snep in the same way? 💜

Oh you absolutely should! If you want the recipe I used, search for little blog of vegan chocolate raspberry cake.

It's a vehanchocolate and raspberry cake, with raspberry jam, raspberry buttercream and chocolate ganache 💜

I did! Thank you so much.

Slice of cake

And finally cut a slice.

Raspberry and chocolate cake, with a raspberry jam centre, raspberry buttercream and chocolate ganache.

Thank you so much!

They're freeze dried raspberries on the top :)

No one has carved this much of a career out of being fifth since Stuart Sutcliffe.

Thoughts have gone to my appeal on Monday and I am so fucking scared about what happens if it isn't overturned. I fear I will break entirely. I am fighting the urge to throw up currently and I have a week to go.

It's a vegan chocolate and raspberry cake :)

My cake picture has made it to the general population bluesky and it feels like the lament configuration for the rest of my feed. We have such sights to show you (mostly the naked bodies of myself and my friends)

Chocolate and raspberry cwke

I spent the day making a birthday cake. Hopefully it tastes alright 💜

I'm very detached from straight people because I'm just like... have fun with the hot friend? Eat her out until she cums all over your face, spit roast your wife, spit roast HIS wife, blow the hung husband? Very few sexual encounters as a service rabbit I've ever had bad feelings regarding.

I think likely not sadly

This is unbelievably disgusting behaviour. That they can't see why this isn't something made better just by deleting it is wild.

ADHD tablets are fucking magic. I don't know how much they impact my executive function, but it's so much quieter in my brain when I'm on them. Like just...peace and quiet in there.

You're a very sweet thing x

I literally just saw this now, somehow missed the hospital post and this one until this moment. I hope you're feeling a little better today.

I think my large back piece is going to be
Anthropomorphic Crime Aid Bureau

And my front patch will say

Love Hopps
Hate Cops

Does anyone have good recc's for custom patches for uniforms? I need some for my Judy Hopps costume that makes it very explicit that my view is fuck the rabbit and fuck the police.