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Michelle Forde

@shelloquent.bsky.social

Senior Marketing Manager at Hachette Books. Lover of romance, sff, wine, tea, cats, D&D, and kpop (BTS, ATZ, SKZ, TXT, SVT, XLOV, ITZY, MAMAMOO). Opinions are my own.

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Latest posts by shelloquent.bsky.social on Bluesky

If your Teams admin has enabled GIPHY support, you can put @effinbirds (with the @) in the search to see the animated versions of these comics I made for GIPHY.

Works everywhere that there's a GIPHY-powered GIF chooser!

09.10.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 179    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2

One of the joys of GIPHY is that you rate each GIF as G, PG, PG-13 or R when uploading, and admins of each instance decide what their users have access to. If you see only a small number of Effin' Birds with no F-bombs, your admin chose G or PG.

09.10.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry not sorry if you're in a Teams chat with me but I checked and this works for me πŸ˜‚

09.10.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Four of the Big Five Publishers Sign Letter Urging CongressΒ to Restore IMLS Shuttering IMLS would be "an act of monumental neglect, violating the very foundation of America and what it stands for as a country," the publishers assert.

Four of the Big Five Publishers Sign Letter Urging Congress to Restore IMLS πŸ“š
www.wordsandmoney.com/four-of-the-...

05.04.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1307    πŸ” 518    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 53
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To counter lies about DEI, follow the money A publishing veteran explains the moral and business imperative of cultivating inclusive initiatives as they face annihilation

A lot of us know that DEI is good for business, thanks in part to Costco being loud and proud about this recently.

For @theemancipator.org, publishing veteran Carrie Bloxson from Hachette Book Group broke down the moral and business imperative of protecting DEI initiatives and seeing them through.

20.02.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Not me taking today off and then suddenly remembering, at 7PM, that we're closed on Monday so I have an accidental four day weekend πŸ˜‚

15.02.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: Aries
Mom: Aries
Dad: Gemini
Bro: Pisces

17.01.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i just learned that orcas eat moose.

nature is metal bro

16.01.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 7
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A digital illustration of a green snake coiled around a branch. There is a lighting effect that makes it look like an old Polaroid.

A digital illustration of a green snake coiled around a branch. There is a lighting effect that makes it look like an old Polaroid.

Year of the Snake is upon us. Hoping for the best, preparing for the worst.

#snake #aishaincolor

16.01.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Sign reading Duolingo,
but for Anxiety Created by scientists from Oxford, Cambridge, and Harvard
FREE to use without a subscription with a cute lil blob cartoon character

Sign reading Duolingo, but for Anxiety Created by scientists from Oxford, Cambridge, and Harvard FREE to use without a subscription with a cute lil blob cartoon character

thats ok im already fluent in anxiety

16.01.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7004    πŸ” 1864    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 96
Very chonky ceramic seal sculpture with sea plants, starfish and 22 karat gold details.

Very chonky ceramic seal sculpture with sea plants, starfish and 22 karat gold details.

I made the chonkiest seal and he needs your approval.

17.01.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1536    πŸ” 241    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 12

Today I learned the cybertruck is illegal in europe.

17.01.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 9023    πŸ” 1916    πŸ’¬ 196    πŸ“Œ 77

Aries: AAAUUUUGHHHHHHH.

05.01.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 243    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 18
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Bobsburgers Louise GIF Alt: Bobsburgers Louise GIF Her eye is twitching and the caption says I'm fine this is fine

Last day in office before vacation and I've lost access to the one page I really need today πŸ™ƒ

19.12.2024 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thought I was bleeding from a hangnail or something and then realized there was glitter in the stain so either I'm fey or I somehow wrote on myself with my new pens.

12.12.2024 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

INTERVIEWER: What is most important to you when considering a new position?
ME: (recently transformed back into a human after ten years of living as a sentient toilet in a French castle because my boss finally found true love) Work-life balance

24.11.2024 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1006    πŸ” 180    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3
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my howl redraws :’) #howlsmovingcastle #studioghibli

01.12.2024 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Just saw a food truck called Steak Freak and my God the English language is frustrating WHY DOESN'T THAT RHYME

03.12.2024 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Throwback to the time we sat our cats down and told them we were adopting a dog. I cannot stress enough that this is the ACTUAL picture from that conversation 🀣

15.11.2024 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 43378    πŸ” 1867    πŸ’¬ 980    πŸ“Œ 126
Flavor Flav balls up on some troll

Flavor Flav balls up on some troll

BEST thing about this site,, I can hide negative replies and unattach my posts from reposts that are rude,,, I ain’t gonna take no negativity or trolling on my page.

You will not build up by tearing others down here.

15.11.2024 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 55789    πŸ” 4945    πŸ’¬ 1133    πŸ“Œ 523
How to set your domain as your handle - Bluesky Using a domain as your handle helps with account identity, verification, and portability. Here's how to set your domain as your handle.

πŸ’‘ Tip: You can set your website as your username on Bluesky!

This is one form of self-verification, and we especially encourage official organizations and brands to do this! Examples include @npr.org @react.dev @duolingobrasil.com.br.

Here's our guide for how to do this:

15.11.2024 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 37041    πŸ” 6856    πŸ’¬ 1469    πŸ“Œ 963
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This is ridiculously accurate

15.11.2024 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A particular heads up to publishers, authors, agents, and editors using MS Word for unpublished manuscripts.

14.11.2024 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Read diverse books" doesn't mean "have your spinach before you get to have candy." It means "look at all these colors of candy you could be having right now if you had more curiosity."

24.10.2024 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1038    πŸ” 309    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 11

NYC: mosquito spraying happening over the next few days. Wear a mask if you’re susceptible to breathing issues.

12.08.2024 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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I think every one of my joints just popped at once 😭

04.03.2024 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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