Doug (bog witch, waning gibbous)

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! My #LastFourWatched ... Feb13/14 this year gave me a perfect Winchester Boyz Remakes Double Feature. bless.

Gross, tbh.

It’s pretty clear by now that most of the US executive branch *is* the Epstein List.

I did a Post™️ that broke containment and is getting hundreds of likes. This is hell. IDK how y'all do it.

Yeah. Eh.

Alternatively... you could come to trivia at B2E tomorrow. 😘

Not once in my 40+ years have I seen ash crosses that precise and clear. This is makeup, yall.

You can completely uninstall/disable copilot on Windows. Your system and local search will run faster afterward. www.howtogeek.com/how-to-rip-o...

Is USAmerica still doing Greenland? Did anything happen with that recently?

So the ritual human sacrifices are.... oh for fucks sake.

I can't tell satire from reality regarding Epstein news anymore.

I say this as someone who loves technology but hates the tech industry - why do we have to love technology? why do we have to give something like AI clemency for its errors? It's a product we are being sold, it should have to earn our money or attention.

BeeSkees...
90s Alternative
00s nü metal
10s indie sleaze
20s... ???

What are the young (white? straight?) men listening to these days?

You've never appeared in my Hinge! Wtf, Hinge?

What do men on Hinge think "Moderate" means under "political views"? Why are they saying that?

Selfie. I'm wearing a navy bandana, navy jacket, and pink shirt. I'm a middle aged white gay man with glasses.

My slowest trivia night ever at White Owl. Sigh....

It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser.

What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??

OMG, I'm an alpharoll!

a woman stands on stage with a microphone in front of a sign that says kids choice awards Alt: a woman stands on stage with a microphone in front of a sign that says kids choice awards. She is getting slimed.

This could be us 💞

I tap my six pepperoni slices and cast Fireball.

"Martian grease", tho, is a pretty good name for a Tuesday in February.

What's the format that doesn't allow any UB cards? Let's just play that

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Cat checkpoint? CAT CHECKPOINT!!

Show your most recent cat picture on your phone

Guess which one is the sweet boy and which is the demon from hell—

Absofuckinglutely

Eee! Congratulations! Which part?

👏👏👏 Every year, i forget going to the doctor actually costs $money$ bc I hit my max by February. lol.

Ray of Light is when I went from "fan of Madonna" to "I will champion this music with my fucking life"

"cockroot"/"dickroot" is far and away my favorite New Word of the Century so far.