Mooch

Attending a Super Bowl party the way God intended: at a strip club while pointedly ignoring the Americringe and image searching the OLs with the fattest asses

this thing

Yeah it’s a dingle for a Rev-a-shelf pot and pan holder

It took a ridiculous amount of effort to sit through even half of that single. I cannot imagine sitting through a sequel based on a movie based on a song.

is this a bit or for real?

little black and white clips

a pal is fully into 3D printing and has successfully replicated a bullshit little plastic clip that keeps our pots standing up.

I am pleased, as this has saved us $70.

A former coworker had a great experience with Paul Johnson (503) 730-0315 but said he can be pricey. Worth a shot!

absolutely goddamn incredible movie

Tits In Screenshots is back and you had all better patronize his trenchant documentation of the deplorable prison conditions for women throughout time or he might leave again. 😤

Sweetheart, the gym has lockers. This will fit. I promise.

How Breaching 45-Day Exclusive Window Will Devastate Movies & Why Netflix’s Commitment To Theatrical Is Misleading – Guest Column The movie industry stands at a critical juncture, with traditional mechanisms of distribution challenged including the important theatrical window.

Impassioned editorial about what the imminent collapse of release windows means for the film industry. Convincing to me.

CW: Penske Media

The sadness and wistfulness meant little as a kid. Now? Yeah.

It’s so good. Plays better as an adult.

Just woke up from a nap and it was one of the hardest boot sequences my brain has ever performed; a physically excruciating reassembly of a continuous narrative reality.

Frankenstein as a verb. Black smoke shuddering out of vents. Ouch.

Okay this looks really good. Super crisp

Jojoooooooo! Outrageously good stuff.

why is his tit suppurating?

why are we like this

TIS!!! 🥰🥰🥰

Viewtiful Joe

YES

330lb beltless back squat yayuhhhhhh

now do a silly one 📸

I’m sorry but I think I’d do this if I had a magic wand. I want to claim asylum in Toontown and this’ll work

The next wave of GLP-1 drugs are coming—and they’re stronger than Wegovy and Zepbound The upcoming drugs CagriSema and retatrutide target multiple gut hormones and could cause twice as much weight loss than current treatments. But experts wonder how much is too much

You've heard of semaglutide (Ozempic/Wegovy), tirzepetide (Mounjaro/Zepbound).

But there are new drugs coming, ones that leave these in the dust, and leave clinicians and scientists asking: Can people lose too much too fast? www.scientificamerican.com/article/new-...

By me.

The important thing is that I am infallible 🫅

YouTube video by Lionsgate Movies I Can Only Imagine 2 (2026) Final Trailer - John Michael Finley, Milo Ventimiglia, Dennis Quaid

just in case you're wondering what's going on with Milo Ventmiglia, he's co-starring as the yassified version of a 49 year old Christian pop singer in the glossy sequel to a 2018 Christpirational flick that was entirely about the process of writing a pop song That Changed Lives

🚨 CRISIS ALERT 🚨

the hets have created their own Francois Sagat 😱😱😱

less? shouldn't I have said "one less newspaper in America?" how is words do be

a context in which I did not expect to learn more about Julie Hagerty

The Skanner Ceases Operation After 50 Years The Skanner, a pioneering Black-owned newspaper in Portland, has ceased operation.

The Skanner has closed for good. One fewer newspaper in America. #pdx

I think my partner and I have collectively been there 20 times now. It is insane how little attention it gets from Americans.