Zachari

Hold on now, we are watching a master at work.

13 tracks and none of them specifically about backshots... okay there's a few mentions... but still, I've grown.

You'd think they'd have at least thrown themselves a going away party first, right?

The dragonball durag stays on during passive aggressive minor conflict, baby girl.

Nah, this is out of pocket. I ain't done shit to deserve this stray.

let it fly. 쩐다

dry humping will make a comeback in 2025. we are so back.

I have 4 cats, all girls and all spoiled, so I am built for war because these hoes are INSANE.

same for my past but also to the makers of adderall and pristiq for my present.

yeah, you like that? you love the way that I validate you without you needing to prompt it, don't you, you perfectly stable girl.

There's vvitching afoot!

this was the moment i knew my path in life. i was going to be a sex god just like Napoleon Dynamite.

yes, but it's also very romantic.

Gonna be real with you, I've been fighting the urges but 2 suits? It's up.

damn girl, okay I see you!

that's better than ozempic and why I am so fit. constant cheese diet.

now I have to put in an official request to HR for approval to make jokes and do impressions during sex? thanks for the heads up because I have sick bit I'm working on.

Channeling Silky Johnson is my energy all day every day.

somewhere out there, hulk hogan is fuming that so many turkeys will be stealing his signature look tomorrow, and for that, i am very thankful.

Yes, I am hot.