Eeeeps 💤

Bouncing on it to the beat of speedy Gonzales

biggest W of the month so far

What I call my homies in the estrogen lab

Is info dumping about overwatch micro mechanisms acceptable

She doesn't know there's a car [spoiler redacted detail] entire multistep side story

Imagine focusing on the main story and not trying to predict the outcome of the stupid side quests

Aspiring to be a pillow tester
Lots to test with pillows yeahp

figuring out the gay stuff sucks

gonna get zonked instead

Gains DOMS vo2max micros macros anabolic bcaa creatine cut bulk

Incantations from the fitness industry even worse than the stupid computer runes

I just want a fucking fat swole ass and thighs with gravitational pull

Using my 1 (one) monthly allocated and brain factory issued self confidence token to go get monter from the gas station

Need that thing with the knee and fingers in the mouth while being bit but it needs to be like a challenge
Like recite marx while all of that is happening or try to not make any noises, don't think that would be easy

Fuckers go out of their way to sabotage you then go "sorry if it came across that way"
Shut up, try to elevate others when things are positive for you instead of putting them down

gender this genxder that
normalize alien pronouns zoink/zinc/zooted

Weather and temperatures are back into the positives, fucking cooked
Gonna go hibernate till November 2025 see ya maybe I'll have evolved by then

being a faggot is the greatest joy of my life

Pro life? Pro choice? What y'all arguing about up here in Wisconsin pro-volone cheese

Cannot wait for 2025 I'm so ready to be stuffed with tariffs, fucked by lack of legal rights and railed by later latest late stage capitalism aaahh

Whole foods is a refuge center for the queers during the holidays
And they're all camping out either in the fruit or wine aisle

Can't wait for Christmas break so I can spend a solid 1.7 weeks ​͉̐r​̸̐o​̷͒t​̺̅t​̺̐i​̹͗n​͇̍g​̷̍ ​̷̄i​̷̆n​̺̍ ​̻̿m​̹̄y​̺̄ ​͓͒e​n​c​l​o​̺̿s​̼̿u​̷̄r​͍̅e​̸͒ ​̸̅a​͓̅n​͓͒d​ ​h​a​̷̿v​e​͍ ​͎̑f​͎̆a​͉̄n​t​a​͍̎s​̺͗i​e​s​̸̍ ​a​͉͗n​̹̑d​͈͒ ​̷̐j​u​s​t​̷̿ ​͍̍b​͍͒e​̻̍ ​o​̷̿n​̹̿ ​͈̆t​͍̿h​͍̄e​ ​p​̼̐u​͇̅t​̻̍e​͎̄r​͎̄ ​a​̼̿l​͉̄l​ ​͈̐d​a​y​
. Happy Holi days!

Freezing my ass off in -18C weather, you could fix it with some epidermis contact
Or frotting

Glad to be a zillenial, have the trash humor of a zoomer but none of the generational wealth of millennials

Can we go back to Nightcore mixes of songs thanks?

Braint rot, cringe, slop, bait

Ancient runes, the next one shall be peam

Gonna go gender and the conservative grocery store

Im literally meowing at you, literally going haha :3 miaeow. Literally seeking cattention, my queer in christ fucking give me cattention and this cate has pronmeowns

found the weedge that makes me go

@sssmalltea.bsky.social fixed ur stream there was a typo ur welcom

Peam this peam that ok what about peamis in butte

Calling my new popcorn waifu body pillow sized and shaped bag "jerma" 🥺😍

How hard do I need to shit and piss in this to get a purple epic item out of it

Label maker ffuuuuucks I feel rewoke