Natalie Fill

we’re only 4 days into 2025 and this year has already tested my limits

So why do they not make movies like shrek anymore

Something about drinking a juice box at your grandmas house at 25 hits different

nothing compares to sitting next to your mom watching instagram reels and seeing a window into her mind

I’ve been in my hometown since last Wednesday and I haven’t gone insane yet so where is my reward

non hairy women I don’t think you understand how lucky you are I just had to shell out an unfortunate amount of money to get my MILK JUGS lasered…..

it’s my moms bday today and all I can say is having a hot mom is not as fun as Stacy’s Mom makes it seem

cannot stop thinking about the first time I had a threesome and a few days later the male participant died… I’m not religious but I do believe a higher power said to me “one set of parts is plenty”

glinda is stronger than me if elphie was touching my mans face like that we would have had some new issues added to the plot

men wearing jeans with running shoes should be illegal

just passed a pile of trash - didn’t know we were doing a look alike contest for my ex in Brooklyn today!

At least my Spotify wrapped didn’t contain any songs from any aspiring male musicians I met on hinge this year #growth #blessed

I feel like it should be mandatory for therapists to request their patients Spotify wrapped during intakes

seeing someone Spotify wrapped feels almost more personal than seeing their nudes

are you really a white family on Thanksgiving if you didn’t purchase a giant mural of your deceased dog to eat dinner w you

in my head to toe pink childhood bedroom and it just feels so wrong that this was the spot that I was deflowered if you will… Pls tell me someone else can relate

I’m in my hometown I’m so scared right now can someone come tickle me to calm me down

I work in sales and I find it so funny when people call me “ma’am” on the phone - like I fear I’m not wearing pants and look like I just crawled out of a sewer idk if you can call me that !!?????

sometimes you just have to message your ex on your younger brothers Xbox (bc they have blocked you on every other social media platform imaginable) and that is OKAY and VALID!

happy Monday

is anyone else extremely overstimulated today with how active Timmy t has been on the gram…..

announcement: for the next 4 years I will be putting my bisexuality on pause and only dating women/only interested in CLAPPING CLAMS for the time being 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏳️‍🌈👩‍❤️‍👩

better now by Post Malone activates something extremely raw and primal within me and I will not explain what this means

I forgot what Yellowstone was called so I called it “horse daddy” and my friends did know what I was talking about (I have never seen the show)

my elementary school music teacher told us his mom was a puppet and he brought “his mom” to class a lot and that made the birds and bees convo very confusing for me bc I thought puppets could have human kids - i think about this a lot

thank u Karen <3

I simply long for the day when I can tell Mike meyers how much cat in the hat (2003) means to me, I think about it every single day

there is not a single day of my life that passes by where I don’t think about that episode of jimmy neutron where carls literal butt was pregnant with an alien

I would like to proudly announce I was never on X (my therapist mandated I must delete my account in 2018 bc I was addicted to stalking my exes likes). Let’s hope this is a better experience