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Him improvising his own lines would explain it though

I was just about to ask who wrote the sketch because it's got a really surreal style that I don't associate with SNL

noooo you're gonna miss out on their 0 posts

it was too expensive though

he's got pretty far right politics, so anytime he had an opinion about something, people would just post a picture of himself pissing into his own mouth, so it's scorched into my brain

The amount we have spent in Iran in a few days could have paid for PBS 10 times over

unfortunately

I feel like joey salads who know the answer to this one

for blasting your baja

A Fox News poll shows an all time high percentage of respondents saying socialism is a good thing, at 38%

I think the most surprising part is that 22% of republicans say that socialism is a good thing.

Lady in bread
is dancing with me

House rejects no war against the world resolution 219-218

i wonder why people have questions about the moderation process here. it must be the users who are wrong.

"what do you want for dinner?"

Me:

Okay, well from now on I'll stare at the wall and not answer when you ask me a question. I'll play a badass score tho.

I'd do it but I've never played dark souls so I don't really know what it's supposed to look like

It's a good movie. I'm just saying that is top tier annoying behavior.

Although I'm still kinda annoyed at Ryan Gosling's character in Drive who just stares at the wall when you ask him a question

Ryan Gosling is in a lot of films we still be watching in 50 years. Ryan Reynolds, not so much.

I haven't thought about this but pen-tab-you-nals sounds nicer

Burning Waymos from the 2025 LA riots

If you think those guys are the good guys, then your favorite movie is about how much you suck

blew every red light

Exclusive: US investigation points to likely US responsibility in Iran school strike, sources say Military investigators believe it is likely that U.S. forces were responsible for an apparent strike on an Iranian girls' school that killed scores of children on Saturday, two U.S. officials told Reu...

hold someone accountable ffs

why would they hire you if you already do the job for free?

I don't know what I said to deserve this beattitude

a shot of the police cruiser. the decal is missing the "po" in "police"

arnold lice

oh my god. the rear window.

leave him alone

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming