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Kind of hilarious that Trump is so sloppy with the claims he makes that there's no possible justification to make for this war that isn't contradictory

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Starting to think that maybe when he got those Christian nationalist tattoos he actually meant it. Who would have guessed?

most moral army in the world (regularly strikes schools and hospitals)

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everyone knows Jerry is an Imagine Dragons man

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It rinses clean unlike regular peanut butter, and lower fat.

Threads post: Know what I'm most excited about? For the first time in 47 years, there's a very real chance we will soon be able to send missionaries to Iran! Praise the Lord!

follow up: was it called Shazaam or Kazaam?

No worrying about helping people, no worrying about war crimes, just raining death on girls' schools.

Good thing AP is teaming with the respectable gambling site that only sometimes allows insider trading on the death markets

Kate Knibbs Business Mar 2, 2026 3:08 PM Iranian Ayatollah Khamenei’s Death Sparks Revolt Among Kalshi Customers How Kalshi decided to settle a market tied to Iran’s supreme leader prompted anger among traders who felt the rules weren’t clear.

the really tragedy in Iran is the loss of our death markets

"I've never been so vindicated"

—the most consistently wrong person in the world

Noted gambling site, AP

Tucker Carlson asking Ted Cruz how many people live in Iran

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Relax, everyone. The guy with christian nationalist tattoos who started a career in media to defend the Iraq war and later demanded pardons for war criminals and that the DoD abandon rules of engagement is in charge of what's going down in Iran.

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You can't back out of the Iran nuclear agreement that prevented them from ever getting nukes and also attack them for allegedly having nukes. Doesn't make sense even at the surface.

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Before today, there have only been three F15s shot down since their introduction in 1976. Now there are six.

it also follows that since your nose is closer to your own body than anyone else's, if you can't smell yourself, then nobody else can either

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Frank Vincent's book titled "A Guy's Guide to being a Man's Man" Frank is smiling, holding a lit cigar

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