Wrinkly Kong is saying, "When crossing the jungle remember to look left, right, and then up for falling monkeys!"
Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble (SNES, 1996)
03.02.2026 21:55 — 👍 54 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 0@spatulo.bsky.social
General purpose nerd. Pronouns are He/Him. Holding onto what I am, pretending I’m a Superman.
Wrinkly Kong is saying, "When crossing the jungle remember to look left, right, and then up for falling monkeys!"
Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble (SNES, 1996)
03.02.2026 21:55 — 👍 54 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 0Virtual Boy preorders back up on My Nintendo Store (NSO membership required) buff.ly/9szBYL4
03.02.2026 21:04 — 👍 91 🔁 12 💬 6 📌 15Judgement bay is judging you
#tomodachilife #fuckai #smallartist #nintendo #nintendods #digitalart
(ymmv) Nintendo Switch 2 + Digital Download Mario Kart World Bundle for $374.91 at Sam's Club buff.ly/6wTjpUv #ad
03.02.2026 20:18 — 👍 71 🔁 17 💬 6 📌 3Nintendo NY hosting Pokémon Day 2026 event http://gonintendo.com/contents/57301-nintendo-ny-hosting-pokemon-day-2026-event
#pokemon #nintendo
Earthbound screenshot showing juice for $4, coffee for 6, fries for 8 and a hamburger for 14
Upset how accurate these prices are in 2026
03.02.2026 08:05 — 👍 2565 🔁 877 💬 29 📌 11Aero The Acro-Bat Legacy + Sunsoft Lost Gems getting physical Switch release Summer 2026 http://gonintendo.com/contents/57292-aero-the-acro-bat-legacy-sunsoft-lost-gems-getting-physical-switch-release-summer
#nintendoswitch
Transcript: Gotta have game. People don't remember bits and bytes. They remember games. So it's a good thing this little guy is on our side. He's the most recognized video game character in the world. And his spirit has helped us spawn a slew of great games. He is the standard. The bar. The ideal we try to surpass with every game we make. Because systems and technology come and go. But a great game lives forever. Source: pietriots.com/2013/02/23/a-message-from-nintendo-gotta-have-game, grailed.com/listings/28438307
In 2023, I posted about a bizarre Dolce & Gabbana shirt featuring Mario standing in a beam of light alongside text praising him. I have tracked down the source of the image, which was a splash page in the E3 2000 brochure. Now the venerated Mario can be seen in high quality.
03.02.2026 17:56 — 👍 1658 🔁 393 💬 23 📌 10The Switch is Nintendo's best-selling console ever! ❤️
03.02.2026 09:30 — 👍 12 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1Hands-on with Switch 2's early 2026 lineup: Mario Tennis Fever, Meetup in Bellabel Park, Virtual ... http://gonintendo.com/contents/57278-hands-on-with-switch-2-s-early-2026-lineup-mario-tennis-fever-meetup-in-bellabel
#mario-tennis #mario #nintendoswitch
It's Official, The Switch Is Nintendo's Best-Selling Console Of All Time.
03.02.2026 07:45 — 👍 97 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 3Switch 2 remains Nintendo's fastest-selling platform to date http://gonintendo.com/contents/57285-switch-2-remains-nintendo-s-fastest-selling-platform-to-date
#nintendo #nintendoswitch
an image of strong sad in pink rimmed shades, chillin with an iced americano with a splash of oat milk on top of Bubs Conces5ion Stand at sunset holding a hand painted cardboard sign that says "the end is even nigh-er than before" with the logos for Adobe Animate and Adobe Flash substituted for some of the letters.
Time to fill your F-sacks with canned goods and shape tweens.
03.02.2026 05:13 — 👍 1607 🔁 539 💬 23 📌 9This is a post about animal excrement and the English language.
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
this weekend i visited a beloved local cafe/record store and they had a bathroom labeled "Gay Bathroom". when we complimented the sign the barista said sometimes shitty people ask if there's a different bathroom they can use, so they have a second one in the other room labeled "Super Gay Bathroom"
01.02.2026 23:52 — 👍 2506 🔁 578 💬 23 📌 16Screenshot from "Tortoise Wins by a Hare," a 1943 Bugs Bunny cartoon. It's a newspaper front page, banner headline: HARE RACES TORTOISE TODAY Further down the page, near the fold, is a much smaller headline: ADOLPH HITLER COMMITS SUICIDE
One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.
02.02.2026 17:04 — 👍 5052 🔁 1486 💬 38 📌 45can a bitch not even purchase home wares in peace on this fallen earth
02.02.2026 14:25 — 👍 150 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 0The President shit himself on live TV. Melania bombed. The Epstein files are sending shockwaves through the Alt Right. Liam and his dad are back home. A Texas district that was DEEP red for 35 years flipped blue. Pretti's killers have been identified.
Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.
I can't believe we got a BLJ with an actual guitar! Join me tonight in using a Real Guitar to BEAT Super Mario 64! Live now at www.twitch.tv/familyjules
02.02.2026 02:29 — 👍 69 🔁 20 💬 1 📌 0#マリオ
31.12.2024 23:01 — 👍 3724 🔁 1534 💬 23 📌 7ボンバーマン 40周年!
19.12.2025 15:00 — 👍 465 🔁 217 💬 4 📌 1and now that i can say this with mY full chest, ice and that entire administration.
Absolutely losing my mind over Ava, THE ROCK'S DAUGHTER, quitting WWE despite them offering her a raise to keep working a pretty cushy kayfabe general manager gig and then the day after her contract ends she posts this
01.02.2026 19:28 — 👍 9678 🔁 2429 💬 74 📌 148What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
01.02.2026 16:00 — 👍 12323 🔁 3652 💬 222 📌 425Pictured with two planes (well a plane and a space shuttle), a helicopter, and a tank, Nexus Prime’s original limbs, I see you Mark
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