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Wrinkly Kong is saying, "When crossing the jungle remember to look left, right, and then up for falling monkeys!"

Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble (SNES, 1996)

Virtual Boy preorders back up on My Nintendo Store (NSO membership required) buff.ly/9szBYL4

Judgement bay is judging you

#tomodachilife #fuckai #smallartist #nintendo #nintendods #digitalart

(ymmv) Nintendo Switch 2 + Digital Download Mario Kart World Bundle for $374.91 at Sam's Club buff.ly/6wTjpUv #ad

Nintendo NY hosting Pokémon Day 2026 event An out-of-pocket event

Nintendo NY hosting Pokémon Day 2026 event http://gonintendo.com/contents/57301-nintendo-ny-hosting-pokemon-day-2026-event

#pokemon #nintendo

Earthbound screenshot showing juice for $4, coffee for 6, fries for 8 and a hamburger for 14

Upset how accurate these prices are in 2026

Aero The Acro-Bat Legacy + Sunsoft Lost Gems getting physical Switch release Summer 2026 High-flying antics await

Aero The Acro-Bat Legacy + Sunsoft Lost Gems getting physical Switch release Summer 2026 http://gonintendo.com/contents/57292-aero-the-acro-bat-legacy-sunsoft-lost-gems-getting-physical-switch-release-summer

#nintendoswitch

Transcript: Gotta have game. People don't remember bits and bytes. They remember games. So it's a good thing this little guy is on our side. He's the most recognized video game character in the world. And his spirit has helped us spawn a slew of great games. He is the standard. The bar. The ideal we try to surpass with every game we make. Because systems and technology come and go. But a great game lives forever. Source: pietriots.com/2013/02/23/a-message-from-nintendo-gotta-have-game, grailed.com/listings/28438307

In 2023, I posted about a bizarre Dolce & Gabbana shirt featuring Mario standing in a beam of light alongside text praising him. I have tracked down the source of the image, which was a splash page in the E3 2000 brochure. Now the venerated Mario can be seen in high quality.

The Switch is Nintendo's best-selling console ever! ❤️

Hands-on with Switch 2's early 2026 lineup: Mario Tennis Fever, Meetup in Bellabel Park, Virtual Boy, and more Let's see what they're serving up

Hands-on with Switch 2's early 2026 lineup: Mario Tennis Fever, Meetup in Bellabel Park, Virtual ... http://gonintendo.com/contents/57278-hands-on-with-switch-2-s-early-2026-lineup-mario-tennis-fever-meetup-in-bellabel

#mario-tennis #mario #nintendoswitch

It's Official, The Switch Is Nintendo's Best-Selling Console Of All Time DS has finally been toppled

It's Official, The Switch Is Nintendo's Best-Selling Console Of All Time.

Switch 2 remains Nintendo's fastest-selling platform to date Switch who?

Switch 2 remains Nintendo's fastest-selling platform to date http://gonintendo.com/contents/57285-switch-2-remains-nintendo-s-fastest-selling-platform-to-date

#nintendo #nintendoswitch

an image of strong sad in pink rimmed shades, chillin with an iced americano with a splash of oat milk on top of Bubs Conces5ion Stand at sunset holding a hand painted cardboard sign that says "the end is even nigh-er than before" with the logos for Adobe Animate and Adobe Flash substituted for some of the letters.

Time to fill your F-sacks with canned goods and shape tweens.

This is a post about animal excrement and the English language.

bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy

Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).

this weekend i visited a beloved local cafe/record store and they had a bathroom labeled "Gay Bathroom". when we complimented the sign the barista said sometimes shitty people ask if there's a different bathroom they can use, so they have a second one in the other room labeled "Super Gay Bathroom"

Screenshot from "Tortoise Wins by a Hare," a 1943 Bugs Bunny cartoon. It's a newspaper front page, banner headline: HARE RACES TORTOISE TODAY Further down the page, near the fold, is a much smaller headline: ADOLPH HITLER COMMITS SUICIDE

One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.

#awkwardzombie #965: New in Town (Pokemon Legends: Z-A)

can a bitch not even purchase home wares in peace on this fallen earth

The President shit himself on live TV. Melania bombed. The Epstein files are sending shockwaves through the Alt Right. Liam and his dad are back home. A Texas district that was DEEP red for 35 years flipped blue. Pretti's killers have been identified.

Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.

I can't believe we got a BLJ with an actual guitar! Join me tonight in using a Real Guitar to BEAT Super Mario 64! Live now at www.twitch.tv/familyjules

#マリオ

ボンバーマン 40周年！

and now that i can say this with mY full chest, ice and that entire administration.

Absolutely losing my mind over Ava, THE ROCK'S DAUGHTER, quitting WWE despite them offering her a raise to keep working a pretty cushy kayfabe general manager gig and then the day after her contract ends she posts this

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

Pictured with two planes (well a plane and a space shuttle), a helicopter, and a tank, Nexus Prime’s original limbs, I see you Mark