Lady X Static

If you’re changing the definition of human rights, it means you plan on violating people’s human rights.

shhhhh i’m hunting wiberals

Doechii from the DENIAL IS A RIVER music video.

I mean, fuck, I like friends, I like love, I like giving cuddles, I like kisses, I like to hug

Can't kms because I have to be alive to see all these fascists kick the bucket and god is it gonna taste golden

How many more "I can't freak out bc there's shit to be done" moments do I have before my heart just stops and I die

For legal purposes this is about taking them out on a date

So who's gonna take out trump and elon

Growing a frontal lobe and realizing it really is that damn phone

The greatest business battle EVER to be fought will come when President Elon starts trying to implement AI for federal processes.

The battle will be fought over which company’s AI will be used by the feds.

This is a zero sum battle that will create more chaos than this country has ever seen

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

Born to be on the front lines, forced to have multiple sleep disorders

Going to the club just to stand in the corner and Shazam all the songs

Three panel comic with crudely drawn stick people. Panel 1: A grayscale stick person wearing an oversized t-shirt featuring a flag with red, green, blue and black stripes is looking down and talking. Pseudoally: "I want you all to know that you are still valid in the confinement pit. You have my support. I will write strongly worded letters about the need for air conditioning in the pit." From the pit: "There's a ladder right next to you!" Panel 2: The view switches to showing the pit from above, ladder and all. The pit contains a variety of chromatic people, including a small one with a mint green propeller hat and one with animal ears. Pseudoally: "Look, I know it looks simple for me to just take this ladder and pass it down into the pit. But there are procedures here." An orange square-headed person: "It is simple!" Pseudoally: "No because you see, ladder allocation has to be done through the system. Properly." A dark blue person with lime green legs: "They dug the pit without even caring about the system!" Panel 3: The pseudoally pontificates from on high while the orange person watches in the foreground. A moss green person and a pink person with a light blue jacket and bright orange, triangular anime glasses are passing a ladder down into the pit. Pseudoally: "Look, I really wish there was something I could do but- hey what are you doing?" Moss Green: "Helping." Pseudoally: "I don't think extreme methods like this are good for the movement!" Anime Glasses: "We don't give a shit. Step aside."

procedures

Pls lmk who this artist is if u know 😭🙏 this is awesome

oh gee the GOP is dismantling our democracy from the inside out, stripping rights away from trans people and initiating the steps to create the christofascist ethnostate… but at least we took the high road… phew

AI is so lame, how are you gonna determine that handmaking art has no value and then try to force everyone to think the same thing

broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals”

woke - Stephen Smith:

If John Wick was a leadership Dem there would have only been one movie, about 15 minutes long, about a real sad guy with a dead wife and a dead dog, cut to black, roll credits

Questioning my sexuality but the Eagles are in the superbowl so I don't have time to think about it

Hey. Here are the names of the unauthorized dudes who are creeping into government computers:

The engineers are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.

These are the DOGE boys.

Anti-ICE protesters in California have shut down the 101 freeway in Los Angeles marching towards City Hall.

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

2025 is gonna have me strapped but not in the way I wanted

Thinking ab hummus,,,

a sign of a healthy and functioning democracy is that i'm getting emails from my kids' schools assuring me that the teachers are dedicated to protecting my children against the federal government

if i was instructed to censor the gestapo forces i’d start to wonder if i was one of the bad guys

Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!

Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂

Idc if the Gulf of Mexico gets renamed I'll deadname that mf no question

Bluesky screenshot Staid @staidindoors: first half of the workday is for thinking about lunch. second half is for thinking about dinner. in this way we endure. Safiyah Page @infortheride: You are wasting your life away and for what? It isn't worth it and you and your time could and would be better spent if you left toxicity for the fresh air of better people doing work that wasn't for you because you love it. Going man-your life is calling you. Answer it back.

Blueksy screenshot Staid @staidindoors: i just want to go home eat hamburger Safiyah Page @infortheride: Do it then. That is a start.

today is the first day of the rest of my life